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I really want to get obsessed with a video game so that I can stop thinking about my shitty life. But I don't like any games anymore.
>>24618865
God, I fucking know this feel. Video games, television, fucking nothing distracts me from reality anymore. It's like there's this glass barrier which distances me from any sense of immersion.
>>24618911
Try 'dexter'
Season 1 is amazing
>>24618919
>dexter
>good
Hah
Semi-daily reminder that Mystery.jpg is a literal normie whore who fucks random men off soc
>>24618862
>Implying that any whore here isnt fucking off robots
She should be banned from here
She looks kinda like bam margera in drag.
>>24618862
Can confirm that that is her
No anime garbage, prefer the genre drama
>>24618844
fifty shades of grey.
http://www.imdb.com/chart/top
There ya go faggot.
>>24618844
Die Welle (The Wave)
It's in German but has subs if you don't speak German. gud film
Why don't you virgin faggots start reading up on the red pill? Learn some female psychology?
>inb4 lol PUA culture
Red pill stuff kinda works. It also super bums me out.
>>24618777
Because it's shallow as fuck.
Why would you spend every waking moment of your time trying to hook up with sluts?
Why, if you were a fucking loser of course!
>>24618777
It's armchair bropsychology backed by questionable experiments at best.
FUCKING SHIT /r9k/!!!!!
>hot 8.5/10 mixed girl
>at a small party
>i was with one of my friends
>she came over said hi anon, sup Monte.
>started talking with her and other friend
>he starts talking about us being a cute couple
>starts saying we are even the same skin color
>she gets sorta blushed but then said "i would never date anon"
>i act chill but inside i'm like why the fuck do i even live
I have a crush on her but damn son.... I'm not even that ugly yet she says that, do women even know that men have feelings, anyways
do any robots have similar stories?
>"i would never date anon"
shit, how do you even recover from something like this? like what would you say? can any RoboChads think of something?
>>24618703
>I'm not even that ugly
Where do you get all that self-esteem?
>>24618703
>"i would never date anon"
You should have shrugged it off and said something along the lines of:
"Yeah, us two together? That'd be absolutely ridiculous!" or "Yeah, I can't see it either."
That would have given her something to think about and make you immediately a little bit more intriguing.
>tfw overheard my boss talking about me shooting up the workplace
>everybody laughs
>i walk in
>the whole room goes silent
I thought i was finally moving on with life...
>>24618660
maybe you should shoot up the place
Fuck them, atleast some school shooters doesn't look too bad eh buddy?
Maybe you should bring some cookies or mini-cakes into work.
Name one bad thing about being a manlet.
Pro tip: You can't. Because there is literally nothing bad about being a manlet.
>Chicks would rather fuck a tall guy than you (yes, ANY chick without a fetish)
>Taller guys won't respect you
>If you work out or try hard in anything, people will think you're compensating
You can't spin it as a good or neutral thing. Give up.
you can't ride all the rides at amusement parks
>>24618665
Wrong. Short guys get girls just like tall guys. It's all about being outgoing, having social status and career, being fun to be around. Height plays little difference.
"Oh, it's the would be robber, you're going to have to shot me, because I ain't giving you shit."
What would you do r9k?
(before you ban mods read the rules)
I haven't played that game. Is it Fallout 4?
>>24618580
I would kill her becauseshe feeds information to the Institute and is one of their informations
Also,MagnoliaandSturgesare both synths.
I hit her in the face with a sledgehammer
Is it sexist to assume girls want to learn how to cook?
The wife and I were doing some Christmas shopping, and I wanted to get an easy bake oven for her 10 year old daughter. However she became upset and said I was being sexist, assume she would want to learn to cook. She insisted I get her the new iPad Pro instead, so she could learn how to code. They started a Black Girls Code club (http://www.blackgirlscode.com) at her school and she just joined (even though she's only half black). I really think she should learn to cook though, since my wife isn't teaching her (she can barely cook herself).
What do you think? Which should I get her? Also, how do I appease my wife? She's still quite upset, and when she gets like this, she tends to withhold sex, so I'd like to get this solved ASAP!
it's so parody that you know the post isn't real but you also know this situation probably happened somewhere among modern humanity
>>24618616
This is serious. I'm looking for real advice please!
>>24618558
You should get a new wife, that's for sure.
Irrational fears thread?
Post your fears.
>fear of the mentally challenged
>>24618541
fear of open spaces
>deserts
>oceans
>being on an airplane
>fear of peeing in public restrooms
>>24619292
Irrational fears brah, yours are mostly rational.
Hey there, /r9k/
How are you doing? Is your day going well? Have a problem you want advice on, or simply want to vent? Is there anything interesting you'd like to share?
Whatever you have, this is the thread for you. Come in here, feel comfy, feel welcome and forget for a bit.
And remember - you are the reason fire is warm.
it's raining outside and i'm sitting inside with a hot pizza
>>24618614
Sounds very comfy. I am enjoying a bit of kiwi myself. How has your day been so far, besides that?
I'm a newfag, I came here in hopes of finding psychotic narcissists who gave zero shits about society and did crazy shit
But instead it's just a bunch of normies being nervous about asking girls out, asking for self improvement advice
Not to mention all the pathetic losers complaining about girls not paying them any attention
I don't get it; the "real" faggoteers are the ones which distanced themselves so far from society and reality that they no longer pay attention to this normie stuff
I wanna see stupid shit, crazy shit, autistic shit, horrifying shit.
Not "I'm a femanon"/ "Britfeel"/ "I'm so nervous in my normie life" threads
>Caved in and made OKC and POF accounts
>Messaged over 50 different girls
>About three replied, stopped talking within 3 days
Tried different approaches too, some straightforward asking them on a date, some well thought out messages, some no more than a simple Hi.
you're ugly, thus irl dating has better results for you
>>24618466
I am shit at taking pictures, Im pretty sure im not ugly though
>>24618545
>>24618429
ok mate hate to break it to you, but you either are ugly, boreing or poor. Might be a mix of them all.
>I am shit at taking pictures, Im pretty sure im not ugly though
that might play a part, but honestly, if a weird angle makes you look undesireable, you're average at best. I know it's hard to realize, but even the most ugly person see themselves as beautiful, it's human nature. Anyway, make a good pic with a real cam and see how it goes.
But desu I'd say it's mostly you being boreing or poor. Do you have lots of hobbies besides vidya, movies, book and going outside? if not, you're most likely boring them.
Do you have a car? are there pictures of you on holiday? If not, they most likely think you're a poorfag and don't want anything to do with you.
I'd say focus on OKC, it had the best turnout for me. At least in Krautistan.
Anyway, don't let yourself be downed by this shit.
Why don't you just wear makeup?it makes girls more attractive and it works for guys too
>>24618291
i'm seriously going to lose my shit if men start wearing make-up en masse.
there is no way i am going to put that money and that time and that effort into not being the ugly duckling.
fuck make-up so much.
>>24618335
This desu
The day Ma(n)keup becomes a thing is the day I officially quit society
>>24618291
Holy fuggin kek
>atheism
>logic
Can someone explain what's the difference?
>>24618275
logic is actually required for practical applications such as programming and mathematics. Wheras atheism is only required for being an annoying redditor.
>>24618302
>practical
fuck off appliedfag
>>24618275
Atheism spawned a gaggle of retards who are just as bad as the fuckwits they debate against.
You can logically disregard god and gods without needing to do that shit.
My mother has not said a word. I think she has forgot. Same with the rest of the family.
I am getting ready to get bullied tomorrow doing my local shift tomorrow.
Everyone else's 18's are always great. Here I am jacking it to traps.
stop fapping to porn you literal faggot
ew, you degenerate piece of shit.
i hope the mods retroban you for posting here underage because you clearly did
![easy_bake_oven[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hhrY2sM.jpg "easy bake oven[2]")
