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Fembots, what would you like to wear on your wedding day?
>implying
don't pretend you haven't thought about it, however unlikely it might seem.
I want to wear a dress similar to pic related, long and slender with lace trim, flats, earrings, and maybe some rings or a necklace.
>>24610087
>implying any girl who goes on 4chan (or even just lives in modern society) should be wearing white on their wedding day
I thought about it and then I came to the conclusion I'd rather not have a ceremony and pay tens of thousands of dollars just so people I hardly know come to eat all of my food.
>>24610108
>being tacky as fuck
>girls with a cock
Are they the future?
>>24609155
I hope not else I'll have to kill myself before I try to kill myself again.
They aren't girls you faggot
>>24609155
There's a board for faggot like you, go there.
Have to drive back to uni tomorrow, the break was nice while it lasted but I have 24 pages to write in the next 4 days. All my professors made final papers due on the same day which is the 3rd, I also have final exams to study for as well.
The good news is I'm a fast typist and can probably get it all done before Thursday, granted I'm not looking forward to actually fucking doing it. These next two weeks are going to be the most trying times of the semester for me, I don't mind writing papers but fucking hell I wish my professors didn't make me write 6 to 12 page papers plus finding peer-reviewed/academic sources.
I shouldn't have procrastinated, I could have written these papers weeks ago but I was too excited about the Thanksgiving break that I didn't give a shit and now I let it all pile up so I have a lot of work ahead of me.
What uni, OP. Driving back tomorrow as well
>>24606990
It's a state college in Texas, that's all I'm willing to say.
>>24607027
I go to NCSU. For ~three more weeks anyways. There's another anon here who goes as well, he reposts all the troll threads on our yikyak.
ITT: post a picture of the view from your shitposting NEET hovel
>>24606825
That looks cozy as fuck
>>24606825
>everybody is playing fallout
>I'm barely on 3 and haven't even finished it
>>24606849
I tried it for a few hours and felt like I was playing Fallout 3 all over again, except without the initial awe-factor I had back in 2008 when that kind of thing was still unique.
It's just the same damn thing with slightly better graphics.
*YAAAAAAAAAWN* *burps*
Mmm, tastes like Subway.
Tick tock, wagekek. Mr. Shekelsberg is expecting you Monday morning with that weekend project finished.
Better hit the hay!
>>24605848
TICK TOCK
Weekend is almost over
A full, long week is on the horizon
>>24605848
>>24605918
Hmm, I don't know guys, I don't think the NEET lifestyle will WORK out for you! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
>mfw a neetkek will never own their own car
Post songs that are important to you, or have a significant meaning to you or have been a big part of your life.
Rather other people's song, and guess what they mean. You must listen to the entire song critically, and try to really understand the message.
>>24603985
I would love to analyze your song but I don't believe you posted one
since it's from the Devil and god are raging inside me I'd assume it has something to do with isolation, since that's what most of the songs on there are about
>>24604083
Oh I enjoy that album but I wouldn't say any of my favorite songs are on it. Its still good though.
If you really want me to post mine...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCbWLSZrZfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AKFe931a18 (this is a two song, track, I like the first one)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUlsTuG39O0
I have a few more if you like these and wanted to hear them...
Mine is Fur Immer by Sabaton as a cover. I dont like the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8JKMuIbrWk
/R9k/, defend yourself.
Give me a reason to believe this is not true.It is[spoiler/]
>>24603025
Sorry Robots, I am just in a bad mood.
>>24603025
He's alone because he's both physically unattractive and also has a terrible, bitter personality and is awkward as fuckkinda like a lot of us
most neckbeards seem to be just (often timid) unfashionable ugly dudes who don't act like this at all, so much negativity is projected onto them literally for being unpleasant to look at.
How fucked are you if Yellowstone suddenly decides to erupt?
>tfw primal ash zone
How fucked am I?
I plan to move back to Wyoming, so pretty fucked.
>>24602670
Have fun you fucks,
with love - the Eastern Seaboard.
In Mich, gonna move to the edge of the disaster zone, so fucked.
How to kill yourself when you are a scared pussy?
>>24602655
you in a city? if not then hope you have a building tall enough. then ynow ... jump
>>24602655
also dont do it bla bla
I mean, this sounds counterintuitive but jumping in front of a train would be the quickest death I think. Scary as hell to work up the guts though. Its crazy to think its going to happen sometime in my life desu
Got a 5oz Delsym, boys. Debating on taking it tonight.
Where my robros at?
Is lean a white people drug now?
>>24602645
is this a troll?
lean is a completely different thing from dxm. it's pretty shitty in comparison
damn, there were like 10 different robros posting yesterday if not more
Why don't you own a tiny house?
>Super cheap and easy to pay off in 2-5 years.
>Makes you look like you're hip and care about the environment, which is attractive to females.
>Once paid off, you can stop being a wagekek and spend your days eating tendies and posting frogs.
>actually buying a cuc.k shed
>>24601748
If I was a forest monster I would LOVE that house. Just smash through that window-door and go to town. It's like a happy meal box.
>>24601748
They're more expensive than you'd think, not to mention installing electricity and plumbing
where were you when professional rapist James Deen raped a woman he'd raped previously hundreds or even thousands of times, except this time the rapee didn't enjoy it?
>>24601519
>decide to work as a porn actress
>claim any man from that point on has raped you
I don't get it. Was she not paid?
>let's open up to the world about the fact we were raped
>let's do it through a fucking tweet, that will probably sound serious and official as fuck
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/james-deen-is-pissed-off-about-racism-in-the-porn-industry
Remember that if a porn actress doesn't want to fuck black guys (something that will lose her a huge amount of fans), she's a racist.
death, injury, humiliation, everything you've got
all is good, ja?
this isn't much
most of my rekt webms are too big for this board
would bang front qt
>"l'm agnostic."
>>24612859
I like to expronia frunishae.
>>24612859
I am not defending neckbeards but albert einstein was agnostic
>>24612885
albert einstein wasn't retarded enough to say "i'm agnostic" his views aligned with those of agnostic atheism because he was a rational person
I'm seriously thinking about MGTOW. I have no problem meeting women - mostly at school - but I'm always seen as "just a friend". We'll chat on FB and everythings cool, then the moment I try to move things to the next level, I get shut down. Happens like clockwork.
Does anyone know these feels
You are thinking about MGTOW for the wrong reasons.
Only valid reason is that most women are shit anyway and its not worth to invest in anything that is not gonna last and just make you miserable and poor.
crikey Ken get your act together
mgtow is a feminist conspiracy designed to let genetically inferior men weed themselves out of the dating pool so women dont have to
mgtow is literally skipping the rejection and going straight to being lonely for the rest of your life
