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that freudian feel when you simultaneously want to kill yourself, rape women, and be a woman because of your mom
>>24606621
Lmao ikr
>>24606621
why not get a gang of niggers to rape you to death
>>24606621
when you want to fuck kill marry
your dad
>Shot these 2 today.
>Sent a snap to a girl I met on wow
>along with like 7 other friends
>An hour later she demands to know why I sent that pic to her, spamming me
>tell her in a hunter, just showing what I got today
>she calls me a "disgusting piece of shit" and that only a psycho would send a girl anything like that
>tell her I'm sorry she feels that way about it, and that it's not like I killed it for the lulz... I'm going to eat them.
>she tells me "keep that shit to yourself"
Now she won't talk to me on wow. How would someone get that offended, for hunting?
I'm confused robots.
>>24606303
Girls don't do gore.
laughing
>>24606303
There's nothing wrong with hunting for the lulz doe.
who /5'7/ here?
that feeling of futility
I'm 6'2".
It doesn't mean anything unless you try to approach girls.
Reporting in, m8. I try not to let it bother me, but sometimes I see a short cutie and think 'I wish I was taller so she would think better of me'.
=/
thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryDOy3AosBw
what day of /noshower/ are you on?
I'm on day 3.
>>24605181
On day 4
Also I only fap in the shower so I'm on day 4 of /nofap as well; I feel....nothing
>>24605181
Day 1. It's Sunday and I haven't left the couch all fucking day except to go get 2 Sausage and Egg McMuffins and a coffee. I've got a headache.
>>24605181
I was on like day 28 till today.
do you guys actually find these funny?
The captions tend to be pretty meh, but some of those haircuts can be pretty damn funny.
I could have sworn I saw this about 4 months ago.
>>24604272
This.
The captions are typically cringe worthy, but the pictures are usually interesting.
God this makes my fucking day.
Turbo Chad Tebow apparently is to Christkek to actually get his dick up. The fact she probably cheated on him, brings me joy.
It pisses me off too how spoiled this faggot is. You have BEAUTY QUEEN GIRLFRIEND and you don't take advantage of that? That's a fucking insult.
probably a poof m8
I just assumed he had a tiny dick so god gives him an excuse.
You realize that if he fucked her, she'd go around and tell the whole wide world? Never underestimate how solipsistic women are. She'd be bragging about how SHE was the one who got TurboChad Tim Teboq to fuck her, instead of the countless sorority whores and Staceys that Tebow has "dated" or "met".
how come you have not joined the revolution to become true robots,buddha is a true robot, never worrying about women, chad or any of the things troubling the world today, join my brothers.
and become true robots.
>>24600342
Non-feeling is indeed an awesome sensation, but it's kinda hard to give up pleasure in the end
>>24600342
>buddha is a true robot
He was a psychopath with the schizotypal personality disorder who literally caused, and continues to cause, emotional and physical suffering of millions of people.
>>24600420
>my psychology is totally not a religion and far superior to this buddha who was a psychopath according to my psychology
Redpill me in trump Americans.
ls he really as bad as people make him out to be?
Here (England) people think he's like Bush mixed with Hitler.
Does he really stand a chance of winning?
Yeah everyone around here acts like he's Hitler but I live on a college campus, I'm not sure what's up with that. He never even legit said anything racist
>>24598438
>Does he really stand a chance of winning?
No. He's pissed off too many groups of people (especially groups Republicans count on) for him to win the Republican nomination.
Clinton will likely be the next president. Whoever she'll be running against is still up in the air though.
>>24598462
>never said anything racist
So saying that all Muslims should carry ID cards specifying that isn't racist? I suppose Muslims aren't a race but then again neither are Jews.
who else here /degenerate fantasies/
>crushing like mad on steam friend for nearly 5 months
>10/10 qt but not a femboy or anything
>start having lewd dreams about him within the last month or so
>as crush develops they get more and more frequent
>he flirts with you in a loving and cute /lewd way that only makes you fall harder for him
>start to secretly fantasize about being his meido slave
>tfw he will never call you pet, put a leash around your neck and step on you
>tfw will never tie you up and use you as his personal cumdump
>tfw he will never whip and degrade/humilate you
>tfw he will never torture you with orgasm denial
why even live t bh f am
i have way more fantasies about hand holding and kissing/cuddling the night away, but I've gotten that way before with other crushes.
ive never felt this way before in my life. I'm normally not a very sexual person at all, and he's not either. But when he talks to me my heart flutters, I get embarrassed and I start fantasizing wildly about him. I love him so much, god damnit. I wish I had the courage to confess my feelings but I don't want to scare him away with my degeneracy. I just want his love and companionship. I already have the latter but I could lose it if I ask the former.
>ywn have a woman feel this way about you
The amount of deaths associated with rape are estimated to be around 240,000. This almost all occurred from 1944-1945 as Russia managed to fight back. The percentage of women who orgasm during rape is around 4 to 5 % however let's be conservative and say it's 1%. This means that during the Russian rapes of German women in WW2, A minimum of 2400 women had an orgasm during the rape that killed them. This means that for every day from the years 1944-1945 we can work out that there was an average of 6.6 orgasmic murderous rapes a day. There were probably far more as I've took very conservative decisions throughout this. It's also very likely that some of these women had multiple orgasms and the Russians would rape children as well. It's very likely that there were many virginal 8-16 year old girls who had their first sexual experience and orgasm through rape. I've masturbated to this thought before.
>>24585400
Sorry, this is the rape by Russian soldiers of females during WW2/.
>girl makes the first move
>she's cute
>reject her out of panic
JUST KILL ME NOW
SHE'S EVEN A CUTE CHINESE GIRL
You have not been here long enough. Soon you will reject them out of pure jaded hatred for women, and your transformation will be complete.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpwMZKkbVjw
>>24609608
made the right move. she's a slut if she came in first
You did it again 4chan
>the reddit group 4chan
huhwhat
We had this thread a few hours ago.
Yeah, that'll show em!
>"Oh anon, it's been such a perfect day! Im glad I spent it with you, I've been so depressed lately, but you just keep me hanging on!"
>Woman
>Knowing what depression is
Kek
Yeah bitch next time you need some heroin just suck my cock again haha
>>24608404
MOM! IS THAT YOU?!
This image was posted by an overweight male who probably isn't wearing a shirt right now
good, just replying to some choice bait because my time is worth nothing.
>>24608103
Pretty good, I was just about to post a picture of a girl and pretend to be her.
Get out dumb roastie I said GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Guess her nationality and how many guys she's slept with.
>>24608007
american
2
>>24608007
american jew
36
Thai
None, pure virgin qt.
If you had /mind control/ powers, how would you use them?
Would you just constantly force women to have sex with you? Would you feel no guilt that you didn't earn it?
Or would you try to do something noble?
Jessica Jones is shit.
>>24607894
So if your mom.
>>24607823
force everyone except the people i approve of to an hero
