>went to Korean Baptist church this weekend
>this is brilliant i'll meet all the kqts and we'll fall in love
>this is the greatest idea i've had since yellow fever
>patting myself on the back, roll in the door with a huge shit-eating grin
>kgf2k15 here i come!
>nobody wants to sit next to me
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Oh my god Op. Solid 8/10, actually Fucking chuckled. Did you actually think the whole no one wants to date a fat Fuck thing wasn't effectively universal?
>>24598450
Idiot
>This is an orginal comment
>>24598450
Thought Japanese were the god-tier waifus. Are Koreans your cup of tea? Also, try North Korea, there are probably a ton of brides who'll waifu you wholeheartedly if you smuggle them out of that worker's paradise.
What was the Internet like in 2005?
>>24598391
Were you not there?
>normalfags still thought the Internet were weirdos, although that was starting to change by '05
>actual communities with intelligent conversations
>no need for boards like r9k since we were accepted most places
>>24598454
I was 8, I didn't start to really use it until age 11.
Who /crystal meth/ here?
>be robot
>snort a $5 line of pure meth
>be a social god for hours and hours, be productive as fuck, finish everything on my checklist
>mediate negative effects with regular eating/sleeping habits, Magnesium predosing for the tooth grinding, vitamins to replenish my system
I only use once every couple weeks, sometimes less. It's really great for just blowing through all the shit you have to or would like...
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What's the magnesium do?
>>24598383
Someone tell me this shit is bait.
stimulants are gross.
Check your feelerinos ya girly girls
>>24598283
Don't make fun of us....
O darn don't you just hate those darn males
>>24598283
Go back to /insertboardnamehere/
Does she know you're stalking her social media?
>>24598141
How could she? I reactivate it, look at what she's been doing then deactivate again.
>>24598158
Tell me about her anon.
How long have you known her? What does she smell like? What does she think of you?
She barely has it. She posts once or twice a year.
KONNICHIWA ROBOTO :):):):):):)
Answer these questions please :):):):)
>Genderthat means biological sex :^)
>Age
And list the following attributes that you look for in a partner, in order of importance (most important first)
> Confidence
> Financial stability
> Looks / Appearance
> How sociable / outgoing they are
> Low number of sexual...
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>Gender
dick
>Age
19
And list the following attributes that you look for in a partner, in order of importance (most important first)
None of these are important, really
I just want a gf that has similar hobbies tbqfh family
> Confidence
> Financial stability
> Looks / Appearance
> How sociable / outgoing they are
> Low number of sexual...
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>>24598028
I'm 28, if there's one thing I've learned over the years it's that relationships built on having similar hobbies are no indicator in the slightest of it working out, hobbies are for friends
>>24598107
How the fuck am i supposed to talk to a gf if we dont have anything in common though?
>what'd you do today, anon?
>I watched anime and played an MMO, what about you?
>I went to a bar and tried to hit on the bartender for free drinks.
which one, r9k?
They're all really gross
>>24597828
id fuk all of them
>>24597828
ehhh pick your poison, all pretty nasty.
How the fuck do normies somehow turn university into some sort of social experience?
>study together (somehow)
>involved in all these pointless clubs that create nothing of value
>heavily involved in department activities yet they don't even give a fuck about their field of study
Fucking normies jesus christ. What drives me nuts is that the people who are most involved in the department are actually the most incompetent students who don't even understand their field of study.
>>24597789
read "return to brave new world" by Aldous Huxley.
he talks about how big business is socializing(ie. feminizing) people to reduce tension from increased population density and urban life.
>>24597829
You sound like a millennial yuppie faggot.
I've read Aldous Huxley.
>le big business corporations are evil
Kill yourself
University is a social experience though.
Some of you guys are alright. Don't fly F-16 jets tomorrow if you live near the Syrian-Turkish border.
Happening thread will be posted tomorrow morning.
So long tovarishi.
Shouldn't the photo be of Erdogan?
>about to get set for life with a great fucking business deal
>erdogan picks a fight with Russia
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CRYPTO JEW PIECE OF SHIT I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET MY FUCKING LIFE TOGETHER AND GET RICH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>24597759
immagine the shitstorm if some f16 gets downed tomorrow.
Time for the weekly penpal thread. Let's discuss our friends around the world and help each other talk to foreign qts. I know some of you wanted anons to look at your profiles and give suggestions towards the end of the last thread.
>try japan-guide or interpals
>post about people you've spoken to
>experiences where you've actually gone and met them in person
>gifts you received or have given
>get help finding...
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I will shamefully bump this only once.
>tfw been waiting on penpal thread all day and it isn't even active
should I post my 1/10 face as the profile pic when I create a penpal profile?
>you will never live in a world where it's acceptable to walk up to a woman on the street, shove your face between her soft pillowy buttcheeks, and take a deep sniff as a way of saying hello
Do you think we were made to suffer?
It sucks Siri got aboard the coal train. She used to be hot as fuck when she was blonde and chubby.
>>24597601
Not really related but why do copyrighted black male/white female never get deleted? JEWS?
This board usually has a lot more ass-sniffers. What's the deal?
Depressing music thread
no normie music/top 40 garbage
listening to music is normalfag as fuck get off my board
>>24597612
back to middle school with you
who let you off reddit anyways?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKU-F253rxM
This always gets me.
>"So why dont you have a REAL job anon?"
>>24597489
Because I've worked 5 years already, did a call center even for two years, nearly have an assoc., never fired, not a felon,had my friend who work at Intel do my resume, but apparently in America that isn't even good enough to work at mcdonalds. I've put in about a 100 applications and got two interviews but nobody hired me. I can confidently do anything and answer any questions easily. It was really hard to get the fifty bucks together for this date with you. It took a month to set this up just for...
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>>24598436
>"Why didn'y you just put in some effort to get a promotion?"
>>24597489
I don't think my working life is any of your business
>I was just a lad, nearly 22
>Neither good nor bad, just a kid like you
>And now I'm lost, too late to pray
>Lord I take a cost, oh the lost highway
>cuz I'm da EGG MAN
>I'm daaa EEGGGGG MAN
>>24597387
16 JUST HELD SUCH BETTER DAYS
I COULDNT WAIT
TILL ID GET HOME
TO PASS THE TIME IN MY ROOM ALONE
>>24597387
Wouldn't it be good to be on your side, grass is always greener over there.
Wouldn't it be good if we could live, without a care.
Wouldn't it be good to be in your shoes, even if it lasts for just one day.
Wouldn't it be good if we could wish ourselves away.
I got it bad, wouldn't know how bad I've got it. You've got it easy, I'd stay right there if I was you. It's getting harder, just keeping life and soul together. I'm sick of fighting even though...
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Hello robots, what is the most /r9k/ anime?
>>24597378
>inb4 NHK
>>24597378
>implying modesty is not fake in 99.7% of cases
Welcome to the nhk and its not even close