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What is the first thing you thought after seeing this picture?
Allak akbar
>>24594489
I thought of clowns desu
>What is the first thing you thought after seeing this picture?
I have webms of her. Pretty good desu
>tfw econ
>tfw the most redpilled major
>99% white men
>no SJW opinions, all the class commies only talk about economic issues
>will be making bank after graduation
>>24594461
Music major at a community college, when I'm done I'm gonna be a wagekuk and do music shit on the side. Any kind of art degree is not worth the debt you would get at a university, but I would definitely go if I could get a free ride.
>>24594461
>redpiller
>muh white
>SJW
>commies
This board is 18+.
Stop using retarded buzzwords.
>>24594597
What is the location that you presume us to be near?
Any IRL Tomokos browsing right now?
There is no good 3d girl
this is a faggot thread nao
>tfw no bf
>>24594361
There has to be at least onefaggot
No.
I'm better.
so mods decided to ban me for a month because I claimed to be a 15 year old a few days ago
I was simply joking
I am a college student and live in dorms where the IP is static
so can you please remove that ban? I can not post from home and I do not want to wait for a month to be able to do that
thank you
>>24594142
I am bumping this thread for the sake of publicity
use a different browser,try to post and when it says you are banned tell them you know nothing about it and you are posting from a collage.
I did this once and they removed the ban.
>>24594216
>>24594324
Are you two really that oblivious to bait? If OP's IP (static) is banned, how does OP post this thread? Did you two dumbfucks think about that?
Nice bait by the way >>24594142
ITT: How to get a gf. No memes, no jewtricks, no bully, no just be yourself, just how to get a gf for reals
>>24593762
Just be urself senpai baka
>>24593837
Pls don't do this to me, anon-kun. I just want a gf.
Just be yourself bro.
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Another Saturday spent drinking alone and shitposting edition
i got your back
>>24593382
First for Paige
Now I don't have to make one. Thanks senpai, you're a real hero.
This happened yesterday evening, still pretty put out about it, just gotta get it off my chest.
>yesterday evening
>friend invited me to his 21st birthday
>he was throwing a house party
>has renovated his shed into a home bar
>pretty cool, lights and everything
>I don't really drink, but whatever
>everybody heads up for the first round
>Cider, Guinness, all sorts of stuff
>I reach the "barman" (my friend's dad)
>"H-HI, UM, I don't suppose you have anything non-alcoholic, do you?"
>gives me a funny look
>"We've got tap water, if that's any good?"
>I take a glass of tap water
>Already people are ripping on me
>Ha Anon, you'd want to start a bit slower than that, you'll be pissed in no time haha
Later on in the night, around midnight
Everybody starting to get tipsy, but the music is good, I'm with friends and I'm having a good time.
Someone says to my friend
>Hey, we should do a round of birthday shots
>OMG YA! BIRTHDAY SHOTS! BIRTHDAY SHOTS!
>they finally decide to do Jagerbombs
>my friend's dad starts pouring
>"Hey Anon! You in?"
>"UM....HEH....I'M OK THANKS, I DON'T REALLY DRINK"
>Awkward stares
>A few of the girls there roll their eyes at me
>Hear one of them say "dryballs" under their breath
>Think to myself "Shit...gotta do something so I don't look like such a square"
>Purest of pure autism flows throughout my body
>"D-DON'T WORRY GUYS!"
>I go to the bar and grab an empty shot glass, proceed to fill it with tap water
>"I-I'LL JUST HAVE A SHOT OF WATER! AT LEAST YOU CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T DO SOME SHOTS HAHA R-RIGHT GUYS!"
>My friend literally facepalms
>Girls getting really uncomfortable due to my sheer awkwardness
>"W-WELL, BOTTOMS UP GUYS!"
2/2
>They enthusiastically down the Jagerbombs and I down the shot glass of tap water
>Friend's dad whispers to my friend
>Friend suggests that himself and I go for a walk
>"S-SURE THING BUDDY! TALK TO YOU GUYS LATER!"
>Friend walks around his front garden with me for a while
>Eventually asks what the fuck I was at back there...said I made myself look like a fool
>"Look, Anon, I get it if you don't want to drink, but try not to make it so damn obvious"
>"If you aren't going to drink, you're not really going to get much out of tonight, ya know?"
>"Maybe it's just best if you went home. We can hang out ourselves some other time."
>O-OK MAN...I, I'LL SEE YOU AROUND"
>get into my car
>drive home, holding back tears
>get home
>go into my living room
>cry like a bitch for making such an ass of myself
>mfw, pic related
How do the normies fucking do this. Why do I fuck things up for myself so badly
So fucking angry with myself still
Probably won't get invited to a party again for the foreseeable future
Anybody? Please?
original yumyum
>>24593137
I'm guessing this is pasta, but if it isn't, these people sound like pieces of shit.
Don't feel bad about it, OP. You did literally nothing wrong.
So we have Chad, Tyrone, and Pepe, but what do we call the Asian Chad? Is Chang too similar?
>>24592880
Lee?
>>24592880
Why did you mention Pepe? Is he the frog Chad?
Hung
>tfw good looking and tall but can't get gf because so unbelievably self conscious and self doubting
>tfw realised I'm a narcissist
>tfw cant connect with people
>tfw eternally alone, a prisoner of my own mind
>I so desperately want to love and be loved but don't fucking know how
>tfw had so many opportunities and I squandered them all because of my own self doubting bullshit
>tfw any time I feel a little bit of happiness my depressing side kicks in and asks: "wtf is going on? I'm not used to this, I don't like it. Go back to normal."
>tfw know all my issues and how to fix them but just cant fucking do it. I can;t shake this empty feeling. This feeling of crushing loneliness that I can't escape from.
I fucking hate myself.
have you actually tried just being yourself, anon?
>>24592277
If he's a legit narcissist his true self is probably an ossified husk.
>>24592277
That's the problem with being a narcissist. My self is buried. I can;t find the poor bastard, I;m trying, believe me.
>There is no such thing as free will
>"You" are not the author of the thoughts and decisions that arise in your conscience.
>The thoughts and decisions that arise in your conscience are likely due to previous and current events in the universe that "you' had no control over as well
>Future events in the universe will also effect which decisions and thoughts arise in your conscience
>The same is true for the other 6 billion or so people on earth
>This means that your life is essentially per-determined.
>>24590301
I was predestined to not give a shit
>>24590301
Well you rolled a shit life didn't you anon?
>Significantly complex randomness is indistinguishable from predetermination
all that means events are arbitrary/random not predetermined
Who /lowselfesteem/ here?
>>24590044
> Sabotages a lot of friendships cause feel I don't deserve them
> Rejects girl I like cause "you can do way better than me.
> Barely speaks anymore out of fear I'll take spotlight from others
> Nearly punched some girl for getting too feelsy at a party
> No effort in appearance cause who cares, won't make a difference.
> Bisexual but still afraid of other guys since bullying as a kid caused the self esteem problem
> Often asks for as little as possible at birthdays or Christmas cause not worth the money
And none of this in a "Look at me I'm so humble XDDD," I genuinely hate being this way but can't do shit about it.
>>24590257
I can understand and relate to all of these except
>nearly punched some girl for getting too feelsy at a party.
Wouldn't getting exploited be fine if you don't think you matter anyway?
my self-esteem goes from decent to healthy to absolute "i'm the scum of the earth" tier
sometimes i think i have bpd
MANLETS BTFO BEYOND ALL REPAIR
>>24589154
>normies do this
>normies procede to wonder why mass shootings happnen
NO SYMPATHY
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Women made me gay.
>>24589154
He's having an epiphany
I used to cringe/laugh at reddiors like this, but browsing I'm finding that most people are slowly becoming more redpilled
This is a prime example
>maybe being blessed with good genetics is all that matters in this world
imo i think this guy did well by walking out, why would he fight? if he fights he's just an "insecure manlet lol" "compensating lol xd"
he got fucked genetically
he tried to be bluepill and keep a gf LTR but 2 years passed, maybe even less and her eyes wandered ofcourse
he's learning
Some faggot tried making a thread earlier. NEETS, weird kids, R34L N166AS and druggies welcome. Normies can come too but cant be cringe about it. Post yours!!
>>24586750
Bump while I make mine
>>24586750
You're not getting my preferences whoever you work for.
>>24586767
Than make one up, jesus christ. It's 7am and i dont work tmr. Fuck u for not playing desu senpai
FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK
I HATE WOMEN SO BADLY
>>24585257
iktfb.
Sometimes I see women in the street and think about just attacking them and beating the shit out of their smug faces.
Whenever I hear a group of women laugh all I can think about is how great it would be to just get a gun and spray them all.
>>24585272
"Nigga you're babbling" - Kendrick Lamar
>>24585257
Lol fucking robots you're so dumb, you just need to smile more haha :D
NEW VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKAK5NtGag
>>24584550
He's not wrong about any of what he's saying.
he's irrelevant, and a liar
Eggman is one of the biggest normalfag around.
