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why would an attractive young woman have sex with a beta/omega male?
Eh....
Pity?
>>24596034
Drugs or money
Depends.
Is the beta/omega male rich?
>manlet
>212lbs
>brown eyes
>spic
>dicklet
Should I just off myself familia?
just lose weight brah
you can get away with all of that other shit by having low body fat + muscle
>>24595998
I started working out with my chad roomate before he left for break.
Any good websites for exerciso tips familia?
No, all fat spic dicklet manlet lives matter
The male glans penis is not the most pleasurable part of the penis. When it comes to detecting pleasurable, delicate touches, it's one of the least sensual parts of the entire body. It's primarily innervated with free nerve endings, which are capable of sensing deep pressure and irritation. It has just a few fine-touch sensitive nerve endings smattered around the corona.
>The glans penis is primarily innervated by free nerve endings and has primarily protopathic sensitivity [43]. Protopathic sensitivity refers to cruder, poorly localized feelings (including pain, some temperature sensations and certain perceptions of mechanical contact) [44]. In the glans penis, encapsulated end-organs are sparse, and found mainly along the glans corona and the frenulum [43]. The only portion of the body with less fine-touch discrimination than the glans penis is the heel of the foot [45].
>In contrast, the male prepuce ridged band (Fig. 7) at the mucocutaneous junction has a high concentration of encapsulated receptors [46]. The innervation difference between the protopathic sensitivity of the glans penis and the corpuscular receptor-rich ridged band of the prepuce is part of the normal complement of penile erogenous tissue.
http://www.cirp.org/library/anatomy/cold-taylor/
Male circumcision at best mangles and at worst annihilates the major pleasure centers of the penis. Once those tissues are gone, they are gone forever.
>>24595780
>the frenulum is the best part of the peen
I thought that was common sense?
what the actual fuck
>>24595780
that's fine with me hoss, still feels good and i last longer than 2 seconds. Keep tellin yourself your flappy deflated balloon end is worth it.
>>24595780
Nice thread that was posted 9 billion times before
What is it about /r9k/ that makes it so easy to troll?
Even after someone points out they were joking they're STILL MAD
>>24595680
>get btfo twice
>make a thread about it STILL acting like you were just pretending
>>24595715
This is from the cringe thread someone posted last night of a kid holding a miyazaki movie and everyone got mad
>>24595680
maybe they just enjoyed calling you a retard desu
Ask a normie thread!
I don't claim to be a Chad, but I'm pretty normie by /r9k/ standards.
Ask me anything you want to know about the inner workings of a normie's thought process, and the normie life.
Hello Normie, how do I get better at talking to people? I never can think of anything to say.
>>24595627
How much do people care about looks when making friends? Like, obviously if you're ugly you won't get a gf, but do people in general dislike you?
Thanks for the answers op. Fuck you
Who /hasnoracialpreferencefordating/ here?
Black guy here and same.
>Dated Hispanic chick
>Dated Indian chick born in South America
Race isn't a factor, though there are alluring things about given races.
who else /neverdatedanyone/ here?
I just care about personalities. I couldn't give a fuck what race someone was.
>Implying it's even relevant
This has been really bothering me and I have nobody to tell this to but you, r9k. Greentext because you guys like that so much:
>Friendless robot, no life obviously
>Tries a new MMORPG
>Picks a girl character and pretend to be a girl for the added attention/help from others/general niceness/etc
>Play with another girl, we're having fun and she invites me to her clan
>I pretend I'm somewhat of a normie (true normie girls don't play MMORPGS) who goes out to party every week. I log off or change status to invisible on friday and saturday nights.
>Playing with members of the clan almost daily, having a total blast, it's like I actually have friends
>They invite me over to their voice chat. I do have a microphone, but obviously cannot use it. Since it does show up in the voice chat client I claim it is broken. In reality I tried to mute the volume and tape it off with several layers of tape.
>All the girls in the clan are girls IRL. I feel very awkward at this point.
>Have dreams that I'm sitting in a room with my clan mates and they can all see I'm guy.
>Eventually, they start exchanging facebook info.
>Realize I can either make a fake facebook account which they will probably find out is fake soon enough, or pretend I don't have facebook which contradicts my lifestyle.
>Instead I tell them I gtg and will be back on later. I log out and never log in again since friend lists and clans are shared across all characters on your account.
>3 years later
>I log in, clan was either disbanded or I got kicked from it
>Nearly all friends removed me from their friend list
>Feel like I lost true friends. Get depressed. Sulk around a bit in the game to get some good memories back.
>One of the two friends still on my list logs in
>Consider telling her the truth or logging out ASAP before she notices I'm online
>Log out
more in next post
>>24595565
This is going to be good. Also what game?
>Since it does show up in the voice chat client I claim it is broken. In reality I tried to mute the volume and tape it off with several layers of tape.
Why didn't you just unplug it?
>>24595565
>>3 years later
Three years man. Three years.
>playing Super Mario Maker
>dad comes in
>'oh man son it's like those Nintendos we used to play together!'
>I tell him it's the latest Nintendo game where you can make levels for Mario
>asks if he can watch
>tell him that yeah but I'm doing a pretty intense hard mode level from the community levels and he should be quiet
>cheers when I'm doing good
>fail on my 100th attempt at a level
>yell at him to get the fuck out of the living room
>he goes away
>asks me later if I won
>tell him no because he fucking disturbed me and I was too mad to play again
>he just went to his room
>later sniff wifi and see him looking up Mario Maker tips and tricks on IGN
Why the fuck can't he fuck off?
Ever since mom died he can't stop trying to play with me or whatever and I hate it.
>>24595469
Stop being a dick you fucking autist, he's trying to help
Is this bait? I can't tell anymore.
>>24595469
I'm glad this is fake
Can we start a suicide club and just kill each other?
I'm tired of waking up every fucking day.
sure thing bud. as long as i dont have to kill myself but rather be killed, sure thing.
>>24595298
what is the matter anon? why do you hate your life?
S U I C I D E B O Y S Reporting in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQEvPBYsZfs
I'm pretty sick of you guys sitting all at home and shitposting about how you can't get a gf. Have you actually tried and asked a girl out? No. Because if you have, you would have a gf now.
>>24595194
I asked 10 girls out and got rejected every single time.
Where is my gf?
>>24595284
Why didn't you ask more girls out? It's a game of numbers. If there's a low probability for success, then you have to give it many tries. Alternatively you could increase your probability of success by learning how to talk to them.
Ronald Reagan fresh out of college without a lick of experience went to dozens of radio stations looking for a position during the American great depression, he eventually became a popular radio broadcast personality despite not having the tools available to actually watch the games due to being in another state or region of the state at that time.
In fact in an instance in which the person who was responsible for relaying him information about the game lost their feed he created excited details about the match much to the delight of those listening to the broadcast.
I guess what I'm trying to say is if you don't give up getting a girlfriend isn't that big a deal whatsoever, but I'm "normie" so take that how you will.
>tfw femanons with boyfriends keep infiltrating these threads
>tfw no nerdy bf who gets my references
>tfw no one to snuggle with under a NEET blanket
>>24595178
Heh, i already found a femanon for that stuff. Sorry :^)
What kind of blanket are you under? Mines got Garfield on it.
>>24595434
A neet blanket is probably layers of trash bags taped at the ends.
post your reaction when you scroll past Dan Bilzarian's posts on your facebook news feed
are you proud or jealous?
>>24594895
He'll either end up in jail for life or some cunt will take all his money. Remember: the universe has a perfect balance.
>>24594895
>you'll never be Chad
Neither will Dan
>>24594895
Neutral, I have a wife and a job I'm doing fine.
>decide to go see black rocky for my birthday
>'one ticket to Creed please'
>that look of pity from the ticket girl
just kill me
>>24594759
I would pity anyone who went to see that movie too
>>24595326
yeah it wasn't as good as I hoped
>movie ends
>two people clapping
>go to movies alone every time
>one please
>enjoy your movie
>y-you to
never had a problem, no one ever notices I go alone
I actually like it better alone.
This is a serious question: Do you prefer white girls?
>>24594666
this defies explanation.
No, but white girls are cute as hell.
asians > whites > * > niggers
I've never been to a club and don't understand what people do at them.
Apparently it's a good place to find sex, but I don't know what people actually DO there.
-Do they go with friends?
-If they go with friends is it okay to ditch them for sex?
-What do people do in a club, dance or something?
-Do people go alone?
>>24594619
>I've never been to a club and don't understand what people do at them.
People go there with their friends and stand around talking/"dancing" with their group.
>-Do they go with friends?
Yes, only.
>-If they go with friends is it okay to ditch them for sex?
Yes, at the end of the night.
>-What do people do in a club, dance or something?
Usually people don't really dance because there isn't enough space to move around much, and it's awkward.
>-Do people go alone?
No, never.
>>24594679
Informative, thanks.
>>24594698
Are you going out tonight?
