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>21 days into no porn
It's also no fap because without porn I can't get erections.
My dick is dead.
Does it get better?
>>24599254
T-tony?
>>24599254
Your dick's in a coma, you just have to separate arousal from pornography and you'll be back to normal.
>>24599489
How do you do that? I understand this is a "flatline" period but is there anything I can do to speed up the process?
ls it a fun thing to do?
>>24599251
I like it. It's nice to have something to come home to.
They're sociable but still like their own space which suits me because I don't want the animal pestering me or hovering around me all day.
He can be annoying with wanting to go in and out all the time and the hair is a pain in the ass because it's so hard to get it off clothes/blankets.
All in all I'd say it's good but I probably won't be getting a pet for a long time after this one passes away.
It's kill it or let it live, I imagine. If you kick it, regret might kick in in return after a couple of hours.
>>24599251
It's pretty easy, as cats just go off and do their own thing most of the time. Just feed it and pet it occassionally and you'll be fine
anyone want me to edit a picture or two for them? I'm bored as fuck
Can I have a wizard hat please?
for faces of r9k threads
Make me look like a Chad, please.
Me an my gf do something cool pls
>"Just be urself"
Life just reminds me how shit I am at socialising, no matter how confident I go into a situation.
Came back crushed inside from what was supposed to be a happy event because life slapped in the face to make me realise again. Self esteem has hit rock bottom and is still falling.
At least just let me have 1 friend, cruel world :(
>>24599207
I will be your friend anon.
Do you have any contact details? :)
>>24599421
r u pedo?
Well, either way, everyone seems to move away from me eventually. I mean, I'm not a monster or anything.
![12289724_722411954569792_2696508669005199825_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7dwnpuB.jpg "12289724 722411954569792 2696508669005199825 n[1]")
>he doesn't meet the criteria
:)
I think any guy would meet the criteria, he just has to be all that as well as white, tall and good looking tbbh
>>24599205
Fourth-to-last is an absolute, unconditional deal breaker. Want help? State as much.
>>24599233
what's the extra b in tbbh for?
is it black? banging? berry?
I do not believe that there are any woman on /r9k/. I sincerely believe that anyone who says they're a girl here is a tranny or trolling. If any woman on this board posts timestamped tits and pussy I will livestream myself committing suicide.
Bump, I want to see this.
Bump as well, sounds like a good show to me, your cam better not be shit
>>24599084
You dense fuck why didn't you say ypud give $100 on paypal
HAHA
time for rose!
She doesn't have an adams apple.
>>24598963
never seen this pic of her before t b h f a m
>>24598963
rare pic tbuh familia
Who /ugly/ here? Only 4/10 and below may participate.
>tfw no gf
>>24598872
>tfw everyone on /r9k/ except you is attractive
>>24598872
Link
>original content
>>24599371
You can use this if you want to score yourself:
http://www.anaface.com/
Or you can just post here if you already know you're a 4/10 or below, didn't mean to make this an anaface specific thread.
>tfw had a boyfriend once
>tfw he took my virginity and left me
am i still a whore?
Not if you become my gf
>>24598815
You gave away the only thing you have thats worth anything. Have a nice day.
>>24598815
Sounds like you are Chad's used goods. His favorite hobby is to take virginities and dump them once he gets it.
>tfw mommy gf
I never thought it'd happen to me.
You're living my dream, OP. How'd you find her? Does she bully your dick?
>>24598747
Cute pepes they looks so cozy
>>24598747
Fuck off man child
>be typical 30+ yearold /r9k/ user
>cute 20 yearold girl gives me her number for some reason
>no idea what to message her
>one mis-step and it's game over man
Fuck this normie social interaction.
RRREEEEEEEEEEEE
thanks for the help senpaitachi
Everybody gets awkward some times, its about keeping it to a meatball or a stray noodle rather than a basket of spaghetti.
>>24598723
post that video again
Fembots, would you have sex with me?
No, Fuckley.
>>24598708
Why are you built like a woman, friend?
>>24598708
you have a decent face but your body is gross.
at least you have an excuse.
I just barricaded my door, tomorrow when my mother tries to wake me up she will be met with a door that cannot be opened.
I am planning to keep it this way for a while, how should i prepare for my mother trying to get me out?
>inb4 get better at english pleb
>>24598685
Get some headphones and turn them all the way up. Take them off when you're ready to leave and go into suicide watch.
>>24598685
Prepare for a fireaxe through the door when she freaks out and call EMS.
>Not just being a NEET
>Actively doing shit that inconveniences those you live with
This shit. This is exactly why I am moving out of my mom's next month. Her NEET bf above anything else.
What's everyone drinking and eating tonight?
I'm drinking pic related, and am going to heat up my fish and chips last night that I never ate. It will still taste amazing and I'll post pics after I heat it up.
Everyone else feel free to tell us and show us what you're eating and drinking.
The only acceptable thing to drink, aside from coffee.
Don't mind my delicious, oven-cooked Pizza.
Wine is for faggots.
Whiskey or gtfo
Unless you're a femanon.
In that case, tits or gtfo.
Either way, gtfo.
>>24598623
anon you silly monkey the sticky is blocking the label I can't tell what you're drinking.
Pizza looks legit though.
Wtf is this shit?
>super original comment
>>24598471
Id use that mug tb h
>>24598471
Normie nonsense. Fuck pepe and fuck memes.
>>24598471
No memes are safe.
