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Ever been arrested, /r9k/?
Yeh but i beat the case my nigga
Yeah, for weed. Just finished probation after a year but I'm not gonna start smoking again. It just doesn't align with where I want to be in life right now.
a cop at uni stopped me for j-walking so i punched him in the nut and tole him to 'smeg off'
If you mash up the Drive soundtrack with videos of normies screaming during disasters like 9/11 the results are pretty comfy.
>http://youtubedoubler.com/h0ku
>http://youtubedoubler.com/h0k4
>http://youtubedoubler.com/h0kp
Post results.
who wore it the best?
>>24608479
Kojima naturally.
>do you rike it?
>>24608479
The dog ofc
contributing with the black autist who shot the reporter on live tv
>http://youtubedoubler.com/h0kF
Asian robots, go back to asia for work?
At least you won't ge hit by the bamboo celing from your white mastas. You know the b0ss treat Chad and Chan/Apul differently always giving you shit
>>24608199
what would i even do in asia, work wise? i got employment here, i do want to see asia but that takes a lot of money.
i grew up here and went to school to make a life for myself here but really all i want is to go back to Korea and be surrounded by qt k-girls all day everyday.
>>24608368
teach english like every other foreigner , even as a tutor not teacher still makes a living
>>24608199
He literally looks like an anime character come to life.
If the founders of tumblr got accused of rape, wouldn't all the SJWs just leave tumblr?
Why aren't we funding this idea?
>>24608121
And go where?
They can't make their own; SJWs can't program
tumblr is like a containment board for sjws, let them be
how do you feel about missing out on teenage love?
You can't miss out on what you never had a chance to get.
Do you have any more cute girls to post?
A bit handicapped when it comes to a love life, by 21 you're supposed to be over all that puppy love bullshit and no girl wants to go through the motions of showing someone that old the ropes.
It's the perfect time to make mistakes and I'll likely fuck up HARD if I ever find a girl interested by now, on top of being head over heels in love because of my first time going through this whole thing.
I crushed pussy in high school but haven't been laid since senior year, I'm 25
Explain that shit.
Hello /r9k/ I'm very drunk and all I want to say is that you should post how you currently feel in this thread. Then, in a separate paragraph; you must address another post and try to help them with that feel. R9k should be a place where we all help each other. So, post a feel, help a feel.
>>24607986
Shouldn't you start, OP?
i want to face fuck a girl and cum in her ass
>>24608020
OP here
>>24608006
I suppose you are right
My feel is that I feel like I am wasting my potential and that I can truly change the world with my intelligence but my personality does not allow me too
>>24608020
In response to you, I want to do this as well because it would make me feel enpowered and make me feel more powerful and worthy, but only for a short while. In order to actually feel empowered and worthwhile, I think you and I actually just want a gf who appreciates what we have to offer l, which is surprisingly a lot, and loves us and encourages us
Brb need to get more vodka
>have oneitis for a grill
>we're okay friends but I put all the effort into making conversation
>somewhere around a few weeks ago
>finally confess my love for her
>she doesn't even care and brushes it off like nothing
>I attempt to hide my frustration and sadness
>about 2 weeks later
>text her hey
>takes her an entire day to respond
>don't bring up what I told her
>she doesn't either
>It's almost if she wants to forget I even felt that way about her
>she tells me theres something on her mind
>couldthisbeit.swf
>starts telling me about her relationship problems
>tfw she already had someone and didn't just tell me
>tfw I could have avoided this pain
Fuck her desu familia, I don't know if I should just give up guys, I either get rejected brutally, or wind up falling for girls who already have partners and don't mention it.
There's a qt korean girl at my school (inb4 underage) I was contemplating speaking to her as she looks nice enough to approach, should I, robots?
so how long did you know her before confessing your love?
>>24607793
3 whole original years
>>24607772
dunno. are you qt?
if you're qt you should go for it, if not just be forever alone. c:
>everyone thinks I'm intelligent because of my introverted demeanor
>I'm actually a fucking idiot
>>24607464
This was me to my school teachers
Your timidity saves you from constantly spouting stupid shit. Instead, you only have the confidence to speak when you know that you're right so the rare times that you do speak you seem super smart.
Nobody gives a shit if you're smart. Even if you really are smart, it has no value in the social status world.
What norrmie do you hate the most?
For me, it's this guy. Fuck him.
the normie who is fucking the girl I like on a daily bases while I suffer
this normie who lives on my floor in the dorm, he's black so just especially loud
hope he dies in a car wreck tomorrow but i never get what i want anyway
I'm pretty sure I read some police report about him and some other jugalo scum get fucked up on crystal and running around a park robbing and assaulting people. They tried to rape some chick, but they were too stupid to handle that. There were like 5 of them, and she just ran away.
you and your Cara tier qt wife read story books to your three adorable little babies.
I haven't talked to anyone unless I absolutely had to for the past ten years. And I would gladly agree to a deal, that in exchange for my life. I would be so blessed as to spend one day in a world, in which I have three beautiful little children that call me daddy. And a wonderful mother of my children who I could love.
You could say "just talk to people", and while that will help some, it won't help me. I don't want to spend years of my life talking and texting and social media'ing about mundane trivial daily events. That I'll soon just forget. I want to connect with people, really connect. But that doesn't exist. It's the only thing I want, yet I was born without the ability to achieve it.
I don't want to be the best, I just want to be proud of myself for once in my life.
That kind of woman would only want an especially charismatic handsome man or some hot chick anyway OP
no one wants to talk to a person who has not had a normal human interaction in a decade
cara has manface, why would I give her the time of day let alone wife her?
Cozy image thread please?
>>24607227
Fuck your thread. Fuck everything.
>>24607262
That actually looks pretty cozy.
cozy poo
God damn it. I'm ready to fucking end it all, bro-bots. It's been good, but I think I've finally had enough. After being led on by four or five different chicks who had boyfriends, cheated on, and screwed over by some bitch who was all over me who just suddenly changed her mind about relationships, I'm fucking done. You guys are strong for not offing yourselves. I think I'm going to an hero tonight. I have nothing to live for. I'm an attractive guy. People tell me I'm above average. But I'm unlovable for some fucked up, stupid reason that I can't put my finger on. Maybe it's because I'm in college and I'm only 5'6. Only God knows, I suppose.
I really can't wait to put myself out of my misery. I used to be pretty happy, but after I got cheated on by the girl of my dreams, it all spiraled down from there. I'm an alcoholic, now. I constantly think about the shitty mental state I'm in. I go through long bouts of depression. My only way out is alcohol. These fucking bitches led me on, knowing about all of the shit I'd already been through with being cheated on. This world is fucked up and cruel and it's not meant for someone like me. I go through literal physical pain every day because I'm so stressed out that I have constant chest pains. I get headaches every day from constantly thinking about all of this, too. I feel weak and unmotivated. I have no drive to finish my school work for college. If I don't off myself, I will probably drop out and become a NEET. Fuck my life. Fuck bitches. Every bitch who has genuinely given a shit about me just so happens to have a boyfriend. I am God's punching bag.
here's the part where i decide to give a typical r9k thumbs up to suicide or actually try to convince you to live in this hell we call home
Life is cruel friend, if you go through with it, i will be following you soon.
>Have cardiac problems
>Liver failure
>Diabetes
I do not expect to live till this time next year.
And in a million years, a blink for the universe, nothing we have done will matter, all the chads and robots lives and achievements will become just as pointless and forgotten as anything else.
>>24607292
>And in a million years, a blink for the universe, nothing we have done will matter, all the chads and robots lives and achievements will become just as pointless and forgotten as anything else.
That's what pains me the most. :(
femanon here
anybody want to be my bf :3
Take another timestamp with /r9k/ written on it.
Also yes, only if you like traps
>>24607156
Do you like girlcock senpai?
>>24607180
This.
>Implying we're as easily trolled as /b/, where the image could've been pulled from
Also vag pic would be nice.
nigga I've fucked enough of ur white chicks. you can fuck me once as my way of saying tx homie
>>24606821
that guy seems really upset about things
>>24606821
This is probably the best thread on r9k right now.
>>24606831
well i dont wanna get fucked bro im just apologizing and dis is my one way to get you to accept it
> yfw eggy's new rap song
back 2 reddit nigger
>implying original posts
Laughably bad.
As a big fan of the hip hop, I consider what he's made a mockery.
How can you shamelessly release something of such low quality?
