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Do you have days where you intentionally isolate yourself from the outside world? I just had mine yesterday
I have mine everyday.
>>24612000
the only contact i've had with the outside world, excluding my parents, is on the internet. its been this way for the last 2 years.
>>24612000
>yesterday
And I bet youre proud, fucking turbonormal. Those days are everyday for me.
>parents are trying to force me to learn how to drive.
I'm fucking tired of this. I do not give a single fuck about fucking cars or fucking driving.
Why the fuck do I need a fucking car when all my entertainment is enjoyed at home.
Any of you NEETs able to relate?
>NEET
no you're not
>>24611956
One day, you will need a job. You will live longer than your parents, and they will likely force you out of the house eventually. Your income will have to come from somewhere, and even if you get on welfare, you'll need to go to an office about it, settle accounts, go shopping for more supplies, handle your parents' funeral arrangements, et cetera.
You are not meant to enjoy driving. Whether you like it or not is irrelevant. You live in a society where driving is a fundamental skill that your employers and associates will assume you have, and where the society is designed with driving distances in mind instead of walking distances.
Deal with it or an hero.
>>24611956
Yeah
>parents think it'll give me "freedom"
>mom's controlling so don't even think she'd let me go out much anyway
>don't have money for gas so would have to beg for it
>would constantly be made to feel bad for parents buying me a car
>tfw you'd look like even more of a loser because you'd have no one to go see in a car anyway
How could you c.u.c.k.s settle for used goods if you are a virgin? The girl you have already been with has already had these feelings while they are new to you. You are just another number and she is bitter. Maybe it will work out but you will never be her first innocent love. I for one will find my innocent gf.
where can I find more images like this?
i can't and i haven't. i'm doomed to be alone forever, probably.
>>24611920
original comment with original picture
Will that be with or without butter sir?
>buying food at the theater at all
whats this forced meme about?
that hes black?
With butter please, can you keep it warm for me while I take a quick shower before the movie? Thanks.
>tfw the stars in life are aligning
>tfw see the beauty in everything
>tfw despite all of our suffering, it's life schooling us and making us better
>tfw can appreciate multiple perspectives simultaneously
>tfw becoming perceptive to the complexity of life
what are these new feels I'm feeling, robots?
beiing gay
Pure, unadulterated faggotry.
>>24611559
>>24611576
open your eyes men, and awake, sleepy titans!
find new patterns of thought and behaviour
how alienated are you from other people?
>>24611106
Go back into your hole, no one here wants to speak to you.
I'm not so alienated, I'm very scared that one day I'll be alienated from my friends and family, I guess that keeps me motivated to talking to my family.
It's that fear of being forgotten that keeps me talking to my family. I wish I could be like my other family that wants to be left alone.
>>24611124
i usually don't like seeing posts about 'how shitty the new r9k has become with the influx of normal people', but god damn, the new r9k has become so shitty because of people like you
Nightshift warehouse jobs are the comfiest
>job
>comfy
Don't think so, wageslut
>Spending dozens of hours per week slaving away making money for someone else
>Comfy
Literal Stockholm syndrome.
>>24611017
>>24610986
Dont you NEETs have something better to do than shitposting?
Oh yeah, you don't
>tfw you're so lonely that you become attracted to the voice of one of the female characters in fallout 4 so you look up her voice actress then find her name and find her account on normiebook and message her telling her what a great job she did with her latest voice work
No response from her yet.
>tfw lonely so I watch weed vlogs from my favorite tranny pornstar waifu
>no videos for 2 months
>email her asking when she'll upload a new video
>no response
>>24611032
absolutely degenerate
Consider sudoku.
>>24611105
I've dabbled
/mieschief/ thread.
>make an asshole thread
>fap to pussy
>>24610932
A B S O L U T E L Y
D E V E L I S H
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>cashier asks if i want change back
>i say no
>i actually wanted change back
>post in /mischief/ thread
>not actually mischievous
>be fapping in the shower
>suddenly my lower situated testicle gets painfully sucked up out of my scrutum
>stop fapping
>cup balls until erection goes away
>boner deactivated
>testicle redescended
Probably pulled a muscle.
Oh thats normal
Didn't your momma tell you? If you touch your peepee it falls off, starting with balls
> That feel when you mostly attract damaged girls like drug addicts, attempted suicide, whore
Why???
you don't attract them, they just want to exploit you
>>24610825
>Have junkie girl looking just like pic related hanging around where I live
>Only ever see her hang out with old drug addicts who can't even talk normally anymore
>See her alone one day in town
>tfw she looks at me and makes eye contact
>Smile slightly at her
>tfw she gives me a big smile back
Great, I have a fucking crush on a junkie girl I don't even know.
>>24610825
Are you that same guy who always posts that picture of the blond junkie whore?
step it up senpai it's time to find a nice girl
>>24610963
also this most of all
ITT robots make art
I'm bored, so I'll take a request, pic related is something I made for someone on here.
I made art a while back.
I kind of miss making it.
The world is 99% normie and just 1% robot. Its never going to get better for us tbqh. We are always going to be cast aside, socially outcasted and accused of being "lazy".
Thats why we are robots.
Do you actually need all that social interaction? Do you rely that heavily on the approval of people around you?
>>24610683
D-does that bother you?
Why don't you play Artificial Academy 2?
>>24610490
I did. It really fucked me up.
All I could think about was getting out of work to play some AA2. My social awkwardness hit an all time high since I would literally play that shit for hours on end.
My PC is sort of broken, needs a new graphics card. But it's still installed on there. I'm scared to fix it because i'll probably end up playing it again.
Positive thing to come out of it was I realized my love for tan freckled girls.
>>24610490
I literally fapped four times today while fucking whores in AA2 so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>24610490
How shota x milf, cow/minotaur monstergirl, or fertility can I go in it? These are the questions I need answers to.
Why is it ok to not be interested in a girl with a small chest, but slutty or being a size queen to not be interested in a guy with a small dick?
>No gays respond pls
>>24610417
both are acceptable. if a man is just not attracted to a cups then that's that. if a chick needs a little something extra to make her feel good, that's that. just own the fact that you're shallow and you know what you want.
Because there are approx 0.1 guys in the whole world who would turn down a girl because she has a flat chest, even then girl could easily get some implants if she wants.
There is nothing you can do to make your dick bigger and there are millions, maybe hundreds of millions, of women who would turn down a guy for a small penis.
>>24610417
But I see the beauty in both a busty chest and a flat one.
![The%20testicle[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/7XqoquN.gif "The%20testicle[1]")
