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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l1awGRnSHw
Sam was physically attacked by a psycho feminist at a show.
This happened at Zuzu in Massachusetts on Nov. 10 during one of their #MIDEASTCORN open mic events.
>I was assaulted and hit in the head with a microphone. Charges are being pressed. This will not stand. I shouldn't have to be afraid for my safety to stay up and say my life fucking matters.
>I was screamed at by a violent awful person and struck in the temple with a metal, phallic object. I saw it coming but only had time to protectively close my eye. The impact was like nothing I've ever felt before. I was struck twice before it was broken up by onlookers. I might change my mind about doing this comedy shit...
>Looks more like an abrasion from a harsh metal microphone attack.
its a zit
Why do you think I care? Sam Hyde is a chad attention whore. He probably pissed his pants with joy when the cunt came at him because he knew he'd be able to get even more attention for it.
O K I HAD NO IDEA YOU COULD DO THIS
holy shit
it's like, everything makes sense now
>Fatima
congratulations your revelation has won you the internet!
>>24607888
noice trips desu
pls talk to me I'm so lonely at night edition
good m0orning
>>24607508
>6:30
>night
Tbf it's fucking pitch black out
I am decently drunk right now.
Let's seperate the robots from the normies
Anything above a 4 on this test and you're a normie
http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html
pic is my score
I would rather all of these be terrible than so nonremarkably average.
Fuck I hate this
These are absolute shit.
But i guess ill do one, not like i have anything else worth doing.
Finances and body is kinda shit.
Overweight and addicted to coffee,cigarettes, and alcohol.
Finances is shit, yes i support myself, but i literally have no money left over after rent, not even for food
>anon thanks for taking me tohmm mmmgghh mmrrgggh mmmrhggh aaarrgghggg
>>24606716
I'd still fuck till the white meat showed, not even kidding.
>>24606716
Y-you're welcome femanon.
5 bucks says she still has a bf
Would you fuck your mom if you could? Or any family member?
Tbh I'd probably fuck my grandma if given the chance, she has a big round ass and big tits. Also, my two cousins, they're both incredibly beautiful.
My sister tbqh.
I was just trying to convince some /pol/tard on /lit/ about the merits of incest but he was having none of it.
>>24606263
>tfw no sister
>you will never know that taboo lust
>sneaking through her room while you're home alone
>discovering female sexuality based on the underwear and bathroom items she has
>flirt her friends when they're over
>never have deep, all-revealing conversations with her when you're both in high school waiting to go off to college
I blame my lack of confidence with girls on it 2bh.
My dad molested me all the time as a kid.
My aunt did once too.
why do women get all defensive when you mention MGTOW?
>>24605790
They know their time is coming to an end, pham. Their entire value depends on garnering attention of men and we're breaking that paradigm.
Because it's the male equivalent to feminism. Even the normalfags are getting sick of it.
>>24605790
i have no idea, you'd think they'd be glad to be rid of you. i'm pretty sure smart ones don't care at all
I am dying to know where you guys are on the aspergers scale. It will take up to 25 mins if you want to be as accurate as you can to answer 137 questions.
Don't forget to include the photo (pic related) as well as the stats of how normative you are out of 200 as well as how aspie you are out of 200.
http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
bump for a second batch of people to read this.
Bored anyway.
Sorry op, I filled it out but it came out inconclusive as I answered to inconsistently on the control questions. I guess I do not know my self very well. :/
General Topic:
>"If you had the means, to where would move to live with your beloved?"
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> IRC Channel: #yg on irc.rizon.net / port 6667
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For reference, here's the previous thread (archived):
>>24539235
>>24597348
I see this thread almost every day and its to complex to be worth the time, regardless
>tfw no anime loving, r9k posting, qt3.14 yandere gf
I'm going to kill myself because I can't get a yandere gf desu
Do you guys like Star Trek? also
>your favorite ST show
>favorite ST movie
General Star Trek discussion thread
>>24617159
KHAAAAANNN~
KHAAAAAAAAAANNNN~~
KKKHHHHAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN~~~
>>24617159
VI is my favorite ST movie
>>24617159
Damnit Jim I'm a doctor not an escalator
Little Asian dudes watch BLACKED.com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NaaBhIwGRI
By the end of the video, they have all become kucks talking about how small they are and how powerful the big black bull is.
>the only use for blacks is a modern sideshow
>in every other arena they are a net loss for society
>>24616952
Why are you poltards so umm retarded
Anyone could prove this chart wrong with 5 seconds of googling.
>https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2013/crime-in-the-u.s.-2013/offenses-known-to-law-enforcement/expanded-homicide/expanded_homicide_data_table_6_murder_race_and_sex_of_vicitm_by_race_and_sex_of_offender_2013.xls
Actually using the same source that it claims to use
IT'S SO BIG
VERY POWERFUL
What's it like to hug a girl /r9k/?
I don't know. The only girl I've ever hugged is my mom.
Soft. Warm. Peaceful.
Your heart beats quicker.
You can feel the fabric of her clothes. It's nice if it's something fluffy like a sweater.
It feels like there's something anchoring you to this world. It feels like you understand each other.
I think, anyway. It's been a long, long time. Maybe this is what I hope it was like.
Soft and gentle
>tfw I've only been hugged by my lesbian friend
>tfw cried in public for the first time yesterday
overrated desu
I cried and screamed for an entire 15 minute car ride last night.
It felt pretty good.
>>24616735
>>24616795
what was the matter?
Where was that?
I cried once in school Senior year, I tried to hide my face because I didn't really have a good reason but the guy who had a mom DYING of cancer asked me what was wrong.
I've been dreading this day for weeks.
I've been putting it off for months.
It's finally the day I go through my hundreds of memes, pepes and reactions and organize them.
anyone know this feel, or do you prefer just having a shitload of unorganized pictures that get lost in the pile?
mines pretty organized
>>24617550
>not putting them in order of dankness
>>24617550
inside pepe folder
Why don't you become serial killer?
Because I don't want to hurt anyone. I'm the horrible person, not everyone else, society rejected me for a reason.
>>24616514
boo
let's do it together
>>24616480
Cause I'll get caught almost instantly... plus I'm not smart
