why is your food so crap white people?
I'm black.
Can we please stop with all this race war shitposting? This is already a shitty board, there's no need for us to be a successor to /b/.
>>24621429
>on wheat bread
>>24621429
>les gusta
>white
I am a 31 year old white American man living in Thailand (currently in India for a short vacation) and the advice I have for all young men is this:
1. Do not ever get married, especially to an American woman
2. Focus on building a business that you can run online remotely, such as network marketing
3. Once you have the money, leave America and move to Asia. You will see the difference between Asian women and American women. American women are worthless pieces of trash and Asian women are a slice of pure heaven.
4. Live in Asia, bang tons of hot young Asian women,...
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OP is some autiSTEM neckbeard banging ladyboys for 5 dollars a pop
I've set my profile in Thailand to see what i can get and i get cuties matching me en masse.
How do you get into network marketing?
>>24621410
This is basically my plan yeah. Starting a business is hard though.
Is there a cuter girl than Kalindra? I think not.
>>24621331
>girl
but no I don't think there is, wish I could marry a 'girl' like 'her' but I cant find one and I'd be too ashamed to tell my family.
>girl
Kek
>>24621379
>I-I'm not threatened by a pretty trans girl!
>I'm a straight man! Penis = bad!!!!
Dude chill.
Just did 500 calories of cardio on my exercise bike, soon I'll be Chad and lurking this board will be a bad dream
Why don't you exercise r9k?
I just started working out for 40 mins a day. feels pretty good actually
>>24621303
that it does anon, I have bad depression but I feel noticeably refreshed after my 20 mile cycle. Too bad people on here choose to be fat fucks then complain.
Excersizing will not fix your shit personality.
Your whole life will remain a bad dream.
And remember boys, looks don't matter unless you're 2/10 or 9/10.
>think about her every day
>I probably don't even cross her mind most days
>>24620957
>think about her every day
>I probably don't even cross her mind most days
What's her name?
>dreamt of her again
>she probably forgot me already
>>24620982
>>>think about her every day
>I probably don't even cross her mind most days
>What's her name?
I am also wondering this
Is human sex a real thing that people do or is it just a myth?
I honestly don't know
You'll never get it either way.
It's a real thing.
You would almost think it doesn't exist but it does.
I've seen a few people on here be like "ahhh sex wasn't even that great, etc" but those were all people who were fucking some hamplanet that they weren't even attached too.
With a girl you have a legit connection too, there's l i t t e r a l l y nothing better.
I sincerely hope that each and every one of you gets to feel these feels at some point in your young lives.
- Chad
How would you guys react to your girlfriend telling you she cheated on you? Would you be able to keep living if she keked you?
Should I tell my boyfriend that I cheated on him so he'd break up with me? I think he's better off without me in his life since I don't do anything and am sad all the time. It's probably the only way he'd break up with me. I haven't actually cheated on him, and never would.
I love him and I want to be with him but when I see us in the future we're both miserable, and I want him to be happy. I was thinking...
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A-Anyone? I don't have anyone to talk to except him and I can't really talk to him about this.
>>24620849
>>24620849
just tell him that you think he would be better off without you. theres a chance that might be true. assure him thats no BS and cut all contact after you said that.
i think my gf broke up with me for the same reason, never said it though. we keot being freinds and it destroyed me. i did cut contact myself now.
>>24620913
What if he still wants to be together with me? I used to cry a lot about how useless I felt and he'd tell me I wasn't since I kept him company, but anyone can do that and other things.
It'd be selfish to stay with him right?
What is it like to have alcoholism, robots? How has it affected your life, and do the urges come often?
Functional alcoholic here, so it didn't affect me much. Before I learned to manage it I did look like a fool in front a a few friends, but now I'm much better.
I don't know if I'm alcoholic. I sure like to drink and I look forward to drinking, but I haven't gotten to the point where I would drink just to kill time. On the other hand I can drink quite a lot, but that could be just genetic. Does alcohol tolerance even have any genetic basis? Since my fathers side of family is known to drink a lot.
Anyways now I look like an ass whenever I go to drink somewhere because most people can't keep up with me and my hangovers have gotten really mild even though I drink more and more.
>>24620810
How do you deal with the cravings during work or college or whatever? Basically whenever you don't have immediate access to alcohol.
Forget about getting a girlfriend if you're not atleast:
6' or taller
Wide/robust framed
8+ face
Above 120 IQ
Masculine/DOM as fuck
Sporting a 7+'' dick
If you're bald/balding ITS COMPLETELY OVER!
I'm bald and I have a girlfriend.
>>24620830
Shhh anon, dissenting information is not allowed.
>>24620830
You can wake up now, anon.
Does anybody else regret that they rejected religion?
dealing with the meaningless of existence is such a fucking hassle. I can't convince myself that life is worth living or that I should kill myself, since it does not matter anyway. so I'm stuck in this place of absolute indifference.
I mean, if I stayed a true believer, I could probably be happy right now. Of course it would not matter anyway, but at least I would enjoy this ride to nowhere.
Never understood that argument. Sure in the grand scheme of things everything is meaningless but there has to be something that makes you happy. Find that thing and do it
>>24620700
Pick up a drug addiction. None of this shit matters and drugs give you something to do while we pass the time waiting for death. Hell, if you're lucky Christmas might just come early. Before using heroin I had all these problems; now I just have one.
>>24620700
Same, every day.
I live in a religious environment and have to deal with watching people laughing and being happy every day.
But no, I had to be born in a mixed marriage. I WAS RAISED AN ATHEIST, I WAS BORN IN A WORLD WITHOUT ANY MEANING OR SENSE.
Are you here, OP?
Let's have one of these threads.
Rate your favorite porn stars in a chart like this (template coming up)
If anyone has a better template, please post it.
>not fapping to amateur porn
>>24620610
>going from disgusting cowtits roasties to ugly teenage boys
Do any robots have experience in losinga fuckload ofweight? I'm sick of being a fat fuck and I want to raise my self-esteem a bit. Any recommendations?
>Inb4 mutilate limbs
Eat less calories than you spend.
Starve yourself for 2 weeks
Solved
>>24620582
find out your tdee on a fitness website.
start counting calories and eat 500 less than your tdee. don't do any more than this or your body will burn muscle faster than fat and you'll look like a flabby mess.
once you're at a comfortable enough weight to exercise start jogging (use couch to 5k) and do some body exercises (pushups, crunches, pullups, jumping jacks) each day. this will help keep your muscles up so you don't get the flabby skinnyfat look.
if you want to go for a ripped look then do actual weight training at a gym. is fairly easy to go bear mode strong from fatass.
stick to your routine and don't cheat and you will lose weight and see significant results after a few months.
If you want a gf so bad then why are your standards so high?
>>24620534
I don't even really want a gf, I don't like being around people, let alone one that's dependent on you and gets bothered when you don't spend all your free time with them
>settling
fuck off
>>24620534
Robots don't want a gf so bad, they want a fuckhole so bad.
When was the last time you got bullied?
>>24620469
When I was like 14.
In middle school. It taught me to be distrusting of people. I posted some stories of it on /r9k/ once actually. People were kinda surprised and asked me I come from Romania.
>>24620469
A few weeks ago at the job. I'm 37.
Welp this is it, oneitis just keked me for Chad. See you on the other side robots, you were the only one's I ever liked. Even that whore probably won't even realize I'm dead til at least a few weeks. I love you all even though I'd probably hate you all irl and none of you would like me.
>>24620368
If you're still here -----------
Hi buddy.
>>24620467
Yeah I'm still here, gonna read a few responses before I go
>>24620368
>killing yourself because of some girl
I hope this is b8