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Are these shoes too autistic/gay for a guy to wear? I think they'd go with most casual wear but I was told they might look gayfound the shoes in the male section.
Also /AutistShoesGeneral/
Theyre a little effeminate
Here is a list of blind buy casual shoes that will look good on nearly all guys
White Converse
Navy or dark red Vans
Dr Martin's for heavy snow/rain (they look too try hard any other time)
>>29292364
Those are all hipster shoes. Those reek of man child or numale.. Just get sperrys or something somewhat upperclass. Dont wear shoes made for highschoolers
>>29292322
Flowers are fine, it's the colors that are gay.
Looks like I'm jobless again. Over 60 resumes handed out to get this job and I couldn't last a month because my "social skills are lacking"
You got savings to hold you through?
>>29292411
they have been slowly draining over the last month. I can survive 2 months on savings but It took my 6 months to get 2k saved up
>>29292447
Damn son, I'd try to apply to any job asap & job search the ones you qualify for that you like later
Does anyone else get depressed from watching certain TV shows? After I'm done watching, and when I re-watch them, I feel so crushed by how shitty my life is in comparison. For example:
Parks and Rec
>ywn have an office romance with a girl that looks like April
Community
>ywn attend Greendale and go on various misadventures with Britta, Annie, Abed, and Pierce
I will literally never have these things, I hope I go into a coma and dream about them
>>29292313
sometimes i get depressed from watching stories where guys with shit lives go on adventures and win the girl
> Watch Ergo Proxy
> Philosophical, dystopian future, great character design
> Main characters kiss
> Instantly drop it
Was a pretty great show, but I can't handle stuff like this.
pic related
>tfw no aubrey lookalike gf
Who /mercenary/ here?
Me, still waiting for some secret organization to see my potential and hire me. Until then, I post.
>>29292350
Me too. I'm a wardog through and through.
What I lack in training, I make up for in pure balls.
Unfortunately no PMC is gunna hire you for just being ballsy.
A CALL TO ACTION
Step 1. Go to store
Step 2. Buy Bacon
Step 3. Drive to local Mosque
Step 4. Cover it in bacon
Step 5. Revel in freedoms
>>29292262
Why would I waste my money, time, and bacon on a bunch of dirty mudslimes?
I say let them kill each other.
Step.6 get arrested for a hate crime
I hate Muslims but that shit is childish f a m
cant you see you are being manipulated into hating muslims? this last shooting in particular seems like it was tailored to make sjws more anti-muslim as well.
If you have lost your virginity at age 20+ you must post the story in this thread. Bonus points if 25+ when lost virginity.
No normies, no teenage pussy stories.
Bonus points if you didn't pay for a prostitute/escort.
>>29292247
>lost virginity
>no normies
pick one
I was a massive KSV robot. 23 is when I finally lost my virginity.
I made a serious obsessive effort to talk to women. Pick up helped me a little at first though you have to have good judgment and avoid the aspie/weird shit. Srs don't get sucked in its a cult full of autist. Failed hundreds of times, still do. I do have the advantage of a fairly social temperament, average heights, and average looks. YMMV.
I made an effort to become /fa/ and dress well. It helped a lot.
. My first approach I tried to go up to two girls and before I got close they gave me the dirtiest look and I had an anxiety attack. I approached hundreds of women, got 100+ numbers before I learned the basics of how2women.
Failed a few times with dates and reading social ques. Fucked up a lot. Broke my heart. Realized the cruelty of women.
Finally got a girl to fuck me. She became my girlfriend. Failed that relatjonship and it ended. Broke my heart a again. But I learned. Learned some more about the cruelty and manipulation of women.
Talked to some more women and fucked them. Finally fucked one and Got a second girlfriend. Currently learning what long term relatjonships are like. It's been 3 years.
My number is above 10. Not a lot but we normie now.
Ask me anything.
Vocaroo thread? Vocaroo thread.
I'm a sad female forveralone so here's mine: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mlgKCJPRfV
Post yours. Bonus if you *can't* sing or play anything.
I made you another one:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12fN68qB0Dg
>>29292201
>I'm a sad female
Guaranteed hundreds of replies from both misogynists and "plz be my gf" betas.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ox7TEJzcL5
Shitty joke with my shitty voice lol
After 10 years of being a slave to vydia I no longer feel joy when playing. Not joy rather the numbness about my life I felt before. What do I do now?
>>29292199
Take up a creative hobby. Recently Ive gotten back into flash animation and I feel wonerful. Follow a passion, learn a skill. Without vidya you have a lot of time to pursue such things.
I read that in louis voice
>>29292762
Flash Animation is fucking disgusting though.
School is out and summer is here.
you have been warned...delete this now
>>29292226
>>29292197
what up, you cheese singles motherfuckers
>>29292197
I'd be willing to infiltrate these folks and act as a double agent. How do I join them?
/r9k/ is just like real life.
So often a girl comes here, posts some pictures and gets a following of electronic orbiters.
Why can't we have a semi-anon image board? One where in order to post you need to send a timestamped blood test showing that your oestrogen levels are below a threshold in order to get posting rights?
In High School camp, all the guys got along in the absence of the girls. Robots, chads, everyone.
Why can't we apply the same principal to a website?
Women have their women's spaces, why can't we have one of our own?
>>29292192
That would be great.
But the blood test thing is too much. There would be almost no one going through it.
Just making it part of the rules and having moderators ban females when they announce themselves and try to get attention (after people flag their posts, etc) should mostly do it though.
If they can't announce themselves and enjoy their female privilege, what's the point for them? They'll go away.
>>29292370
That sounds fair enough.
I mean, if you can't tell they are a girl, why would it matter.
women don't post in that many threads. just avoid them and stop getting triggered.
POST YOUR WEIRD FETISHES/FANTASIES!
I have a fantasy that I am a nazi officer in Belsen, I shoot Anne Frank right between her pretty little eyes.
I would visit her decaying body everyday on the other side of the fence.
I'd love watching the maggots feast on her perky budding breasts.
>>29292190
I often fantasize about living in a small snowy mountain town with a 5-screen theater, where I chat with the cute virgin redhead with nice tits that works behind the counter most weekends. We have a fairly strong friendship, and there's obvious sexual tension, but both of us are too scared to really say anything.
On rare nights where she's off of work we drink at a local comfy bar and make out in the back of her shitbox sedan until we pass out. We try not to talk about these nights, but both of us secretly masturbate to what little memory we have of it.
anyone else have weird fantasies?
>>29292264
dude, i'm gonna cry. I want that life
there are people on this board who's sole goal in life is to be a NEET or a wage slave, but how many others on here have different aspirations?
Me? I wish to explore the world, get strong, fight people, and survive the harshness of the wilderness.
It will probably never happen, but it's something that has been on my mind for years.
I just wanna travel, getting occasional odd jobs while also explore forests, caves, cities, etc. as well as get strong and fight/kill people who get in my way.
I just wanna be a gohst.
Not many dreams left for a broken man like me. But someday in the future maybe VR will give me the sister gf I've always wanted.
bumparooni the comment is origiloono
How clean do you keep your room neets?
>>29292159
Decently clean I guess, atm there is some plates leftover and some cloths in the floor but its a big room so it doesn't look messy. And its nothing that wouldn't take 2 minutes to clean at most.
>>29292159
i deliberately make a mess so i can clean it up and get a feeling of accomplishment
I clean it once a week
Dubs decides if i give friend succ
>>29292132
Rolling
ooooowwaaaaaa
>>29292132
you already know everybody in the thread is going to say yes, therefore you want to give him succ and are just looking for an excuse.
>Dubs decides if i give friend succ
Suck your own dick and post pics.
>t-minus 2 hours before i arrive at work where a hot 10/10 coworker with a great ass works with me
What do? I'm like 100% sure she's got someone but I don't even wanna check it.
>>29291980
just say shes cute and ask her for her # if she deny's you fuck it another cute girl will come through. when i see this new girl at work on thrusday thats what im going to do. asked one about 3 weeks ago she said thanks but shes taken oh well at lease i had the balls to ask
I work with nurses everyday. And they all wear the fucking tightest scrubs....
>>29292008
I wouldn't dare to do this because I feel it'd screw things up hard if she'd deny. And yeah I know that other cute girls will come around but that doesn't really change anything. I don't even want to get with her, but her attractiveness actually does distract me. And she's so ridiculously nice to me.
>>29292021
I feel you mate.
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