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>tfw brown trap with no bf
>tfw robot and have boring personality and weird fetishes
>tfw getting a bf feels impossible
How do traps here even attain bfs?
they normally get into """"""""""lesbian"""""""""" relationships with fellow abominations
3D traps are trash. Kill yourself, nigger.
By being interesting, having hobbies/interests and actually bringing something to a relationship
Everyone has fetishes and may comprise or try their partners, but if all you bring to the table is being a brown trap, you're gonna be single forever
>go online
>act like an asshole for no reason
>i'm not actually an asshole irl
who else /devilish/ here?
>server asks me if I want dessert
>say no thanks I'll take my bill
>I did want dessert
>tfw I'm actually evil now
>>27304519
I'm not. I never do that. I'm a really nice person to almost every single person I have ever met ever in my entire life I don't know why you would ever be mean to someone because that's not cool because if you think about how they feel you might feel pretty bad because you are being mean and making them feel bad so when you are empathising with them suddenly you start to feel bad and if you want to feel bad then you would do that but no one wants to feel bad you may argue that masochists want to feel bad but that is not true they want to feel pain which makes them feel good you may say okay then I am inflicting pain by being mean and that will make them feel bad but it will make me feel good but that is not the case either because the pain has to be physical if you are a masochist you may say there are psychological masochists and they experience temporary psychological or emotional pain which causes them to feel pleasure and because you are one of these people you are vicariously experiencing these feelings by being mean to others so I guess that actually does make sense so I can understand why you would go out of your way to be mean to someone but if you for a second take the time to consider that the person being mean isnt empathising but rather sympathising then you realise that inflicting pain by being mean is actually a bad thing and you shouldn't do it unless you are heartless or a psychological masochist.
thanks.
"Its nothing sexual, were brother and sister anon, i just like sitting on my brothers shoulders"
Are normies incapable of even critical thinking? Idc weather or not the act is sexual or not but thats her fucking vagina rubbing on your neck, your fucking skin
A normie chad posted on Facebook of him and sister at the beach, she had a bikini on
A bikini
They are 20/22 years old
You shouldn't even be doing shit like this with your sister after age 6
I think you're just overly preoccupied with sex, OP.
Yeah its kind of whatever. even if they fuck who cares. as long they're not trying to video tape whatever you are watching on their iphones
Normie here and this is alright behavior but very much on the line to not alright. I have 4 sisters and I can tell you right now when you grow up with them you stop thinking about them in any Sexual way ever. 2 of my sister who are married have fucked their husbands and had their children but whenever I think of the possibility of them having sex it just goes away as quickly as it came. He's aware of her but he's her brother he probably tries makimg her as happy as she makes him just by being best friends with her.
Robots how would your life change and what would you do differently if
You wake up as 8+/10 QT girl
You now have an additional $50000 in your bank account (any debt you have is wiped)
You keep your current memories and personality
Your age is what you pick, if you start too early on you lose your current memories
Everyone you know has always remembered you as being girl (Thereby keeping your friends/family)
In addition to this you also grew up with an alpha prime chad, you're relationship with him is platonic
You also have a childhood friend who is extremely beta but is a 5/10, possible 7/10 if he worked out
AS an extra, you may choose in addition to all of those you may havea 15 x 7' cock, you are still biologically a female
For me I'd
>go to local store and dress cute, would also buy clothes for being camgirl
>go down to local shitter and pick up a webcam
>stream on twitch, earn money for playing games and then go on camgirl sites to stream myself
>cosplay at big conventions such as comicon in order to amass a beta following
>have a cute blog in which I post semi-lewd photos to keep the betas going
>have one or two orbiters who get anything I want (without me paying)
>actually be able to hold lel so nerdy xD conversations because of previous knowledge
>mess around with other QT girls as my confidence wouldn't matter because I'm most likely more attractive
>cuck some providing beta to get as much money as possible
>mess around with chads and get them to join me in some form of dom
>settle down by the time im approaching my 30's with a beta cuck so that I can enjoy future vidya
I'd kill myself. I'd rather be a pathetic virgin beta male than a subhuman roastie whore
>>27304418
I'd kill myself. Respawn. I don't care how rich or well-off I am, I refuse to be a soul-sucking piece of flesh, good for nothing but sucking dick and popping out babies.
>>27304443
>>27304478
is this a meme?
>taking life on extreme easy mode while being able to do anything you want
>being a sad KHV robot
??
How many 80mg oxycontins do I have to take in order to kill myself?
If you're an opiate naive, 80mg is more than enough.
>>27304244
If you have a lot of 80mg Oxus then you have no reason to kill yourself
Check your privilege
Don't try killing yourself with pills. Your body is built to stop it. And if your body doesn't something else will
This thing happened a month ago. I needed time to process it.
>Be me, trainee doctor
>In chemistry lab overtime with Derpinha and Chad both trainee doctors too
>It is very late and we are waiting for our supervisor
>We are bored as fuck and probably we have to wait another two hours or more doing nothing
>Chad has an affair with Derpinha (obviously) since day 1
>Suddenly Chad pull out his cock and wispers to me "hey anon, look here!"
>He was smiling at me, while holding his pretty big cock
>Derpinha aproached him grabbing his cock
>Chad wispers again "look", she started sucking his cock
>It was pretty weird but also pretty hot
>After a while, Chad said me "she sucks me, then I'll cum in your mouth and you kiss me"
>What the actual fuck is happening here?
>Even Derpinha, pulling the dick out of his mouth said me "c'mon anon, it will be fun!"
>After a few seconds of silence i said "fuck it, let's do this!"
>I don't know why i'm said yes but that situation was pretty hot
>When he was ready to cum Chad took my head to bring it close to his cock
>Cumonherface.jpg
>His cum filled my mouth, then he told me to snowball him and kiss him
>In the meantime Derpinha was licking Chad's dick to clean it from the remaining cum
>Suddenly we heard a noise, he was our supervisor, had seen almost the whole scene
>We were paralyzed, we could only think that they would at least expelled the three of us
>Without saying a word, without changing expression, our supervisor has taken a step back, he closed the door, and went away
>Never talked again about that "incident"
From this experience I've learned that sometimes the best thing to do is to do nothing.
Fucking whatgofuckyersolfstupidrobot
>>27304184
This is just more proof for me that M is the cancer of STEM. Normie get the fuck outta my lab.
>derpinha
I didn't close my 9gag tab just for it to continue here
>omg is that a six pack
>your dick is perfect!
>it's so big!
>there's no way you haven't done this before!
>i came several times
>you were fine! trust me, I've had a lot of bad sex
why do roasties do this
From a young age we're taught to coddle men about their bodies and abilities.
You know how everyone teaches boys to tell girls they don't look fat? This is the other side of that. We're taught to basically tell you you're a sex god because a lot of men are anxious about it and we don't want you to be anxious.
>>27304025
does that mean those folks who realize that are fucked because it deepens insecurities and anxieties?
>>27304047
Yeah, that's the same problem with giving anyone unwarranted compliments, really. But probably, most people who realize they're being lied to know that the people are lying because they care about you and want you to be happy, so at the end of the day it doesn't bother me hugely.
I assume, at the end of the day, that comforting men about this stuff helps more than it hurts. I figure that men who are bothered by it can just ask their sex partner to be totally honest with them.
>I download hours of audio from /r/pillowtalk (girls pretending to be your girlfriend and pretending to talk to you while you fall asleep)
>I listen to this in bed and I can't sleep without it
Does anyone else do this?
I listen to Japanese ASMR so I can imagine it's a cute 2D girl because at this point imagining a 3D woman lying next to me in bed whispering to me like that would just gross me out.
>>27303953
fucking hell, m8
you're making me sad
just get a fat girl if you're that lonely
Is it like ASMR because I can't deal with that. It's like they're too close to my ear.
How does this video make you feel?
http://youtu.be/2js063a1Suk
>>27303776
So ugly people should feel okay with themselves just because they're alive? I don't think that's as easy for everyone. Many end up living lives of isolation and have to deal with the disappointment and depression that comes with it, along with whatever else they feel while watching more fortunate people move along without much worry.
Being attractive isn't an easy pass for life as a whole, but it certainly has its perks. Missing out on those perks isn't usually something to feel "okay" about. So overall, I'd say kudos to this girl for her personal point of view about her situation and probably her hopes to help other people in the same boat. It's just not for everyone.
>>27303776
She's a solid 5/10
She's genuinely not ugly, though. The "don't tell me I'm not ugly" part is annoying for that reason. If she wanted to, she could be good looking. She's accepted something that she doesn't need to accept.
Why don't they make bulletproof vests out of diamond if it is the hardest metal?
Cause it's too heavy. 1 gram of diamond weighs something like 15 grams.
Cheaper to recycle GameCubes
>>27303774
I understand what you're trying to say but damn anon
>1 gram of diamond weighs something like 15 grams
kek
First match. What do I do as a fat ugly fuck?
>>27303711
>What do I do as a fat ugly fuck?
She's probably asking herself the same thing so don't worry
>>27303719
Good ok.
Well she has a tumblr and apparently she's been on dates with a guy who showed up in thongs (flip flops).
And she's your traditional tumblr feminists.
>>27303711
maybe not quite related, but why is it that when you're in doubt whether or not she's fat, she's always fat.
There's no grey area, girls are the masters of perception.
It's happened to me a dozen of times now that i've been fooled and their appearance isn't what it seemed.
>do a fap
>body gets hot
>go and do a shit shortly after
>it's always the most hot, vile-smelling mush
ITT: Guilty pleasures
>>27303604
high test anon
>>27303604
Please post your dick.
pleasefam
>>27303604
Serena is so damn lewd.
>>27303874
This.
I need your help robots. I have a writing conference with a teacher today about an essay I haven't even started yet. No time to do it today. How do I get out of this mess?
What's the essay on fampai
Oh, also, I'm not 3301, I've just been trying to figure it out and have gotten nowhere with anything
Take some blank paper and tell her you accidentally used white ink
I don't believe that you're really a virgin, anon.
EVERYONE can get laid now that tinder exists.
>>27303516
I don't want to get laid.
I prefer fapping to lewd shit in the comfort of my basement
I have Tinder. I'm getting matches no idea what to say to get laid. I don't get it.
>>27303516
don't you need a facebook account with >= 50 friends before tinder will let you on?
I don't have that
When will you face your fears?
>>27303501
I jerked off for a girl the other day the look she had was something special
Not easy to face my fears. When I was a kid I was scared of bees, I got over it and realized bees are total bros.
Ever since high school I have been scared of social interaction and it isn't easy to exactly set up a way to break that. Bees is easy, you just hangout around them until you realize they don't even give a shit you're there. People are different, they constantly talk about shit I don't know about and look at you like you're a dead body when you tell them you don't have Kikebook/twitter/instagram.
>>27303501
Tomorrow
(i am taking a big test i am scared of :( )
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