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You find out all of history is like an hourglass that gets flipped over each time it finishes so you and everyone else relive your lives in exactly the same way repeatedly for all eternity. How do you feel about this?
The same way I did last time and the time before that, I guess
>>27296137
True, but what way is that?
>>27296071
pic comment:
i would rob a gun store and then murder as many people as i can so they can start the game over and make corrections in the next life so they can live happier the next time around.
>get home
>mom is scraping off the booger wall
>starts screaming at me
Is this the end?
>>27295927
elaborate plz
>>27296903
>pick nose
>boogers have to go somewhere
>wall above bed is good place
What is so hard to get?
>>27296981
Is it a habit?
The humiliation these Trump thugs put Latina Feminist Leftist activists through is barbaric. To them Latina aren't human. They chain her by the neck like she is an animal.
>law enforcement approaches curvy latina protestor
>officers glance at each other with a grin once they notice her supple breasts peeking out from under her soft shirt
>she glares straight ahead, committed to her cause.
>"you want to cooperate with us or do you want to do this the hard way?"
>silence
>so be it
>they handcuff her hands and legs to the van door
>They step back, grinning at her helpless situation
>an officer reaches out and squeezes a breast, saying "you asked for it"
>the other officer begins to rub her ass
>she remains silent, sweating. She can feel her pussy tingle.
>the officers step back and allow the crowd to jeer and laugh at her
>a gruff biker-looking dude steps over and lifts her shirt up, exposing her perfect round breasts.
>her nipples are fully erect but she stares straight ahead and whispers under her breath, "for Bernie..."
>another man pulls down her pants, revealing her sweaty, glistening pussy. It's already wet from excitement.
>The officers step back from the scene as the large crowd descends on her and begins to molest her every curve, and every tender quivering hole
>she moans as fingers penetrate deep
>more and more people have arrived to watch, and some join in
>the officers walk away as hordes of men, cocks erect, descend upon this helpless handcuffed latina and ravage her mouth, pussy, and asshole
>they continue for hours until she is covered in pussy juice, sweat, and semen, gallons leaking out from every orifice
>her body is quivering from the countless orgasms she's had
>"for Bernie......" she thinks, as a single tear slides down her face and another steaming load of semen from another total stranger is deposited into the back of her throat.
>"for Bernie....."
>a cock slides out of her ass and a new one slides in as a fresh wave of semen dribbles out
>>27295922
Trump Fascists abuse helpless protester just because shes a Latina womyn
>>27296440
its criminal
>>27295922
Alright, so instead of asians or whites, we're getting into cucking latino men now? Is this gonna be the now thing around here fa.m?
>I dont fuck virgins
i got roasted by a camwhore
>>27295917
Was it that cat6669 or whatever on twitch that someone just posted a thread for?
>>27295932
no it was on another board that just happened to me. And she called me a manlet and she doesn't even know i am 6ft.
Why did you proposition a camwhore you delusional retard?
>Angie Varona
>Literally a 10/10
>Works a shitty retail job
Tell me again how women live life on easy mode?
Their sexual life is easy mode.
"Look mom! I posted it again!"
Fucking faggot
many sluts are too dumb to parlay their sluttiness into anything meaningful
someone should get this bitch to make a twitch account
Is wanting to perform cunnilingus beta?
Pic vaguely related because beta.
Getting your face into someone else's crotch and licking their genitals is the most pathetic thing you can do.
It is the ultimate symbol of subservience.
>>27295807
It's literally gayer than sucking cock
>never really liked to lick pussy
>tried it a few times, felt like a chore
>almost never do it, except to reward my gf for something
>years later
>gf tells me that she hates it
>thinks its gross that i get her pussy smell and taste in my mouth
>is self conscious about it
>urge to eat pussy rises
Fucking forbidden fruits.
Is there any chance in hell a white skelly could get a ghetto black gf?
Yes
if you live in Napoleon Dynamite
>>27295788
If you have money, yes. The foundation of attracting any women regardless of race, class, geographical location is money.
Money. Not even a lot, just be able to take care of yourself and deal with her bullshit. It's going to be a lot of bullshit.
What martial art should I learn?
Judo, Karate or something else?
>>27295714
I've been thinking about taking jiu jitsu
But I have no money
>>27295783
My mum's gonna pay for it.
Her new boyfriend does jiu jitsu so she wants me to learn it or something similar.
Krav maga, muay thai, brazilian jiu-jitsu, boxing
Ask me whatever you want
here are questions I'll get out of the way
>20 years old
>made it through trading
>pic related is one of my off-shore accounts
>I have 6.2M USD in assets
>not giving you any of it, bannable on 4chan
>>27295669
>>made it through trading
What did you start with?
$800K?
Why do we care?
>trading
No one cares about your gambling habit.
After my gf orgasms during sex, she loses the pleasure of intercourse. As she puts it, she becomes 'desensitized' and won't reach orgasm again.
The problem here is, I'm not finished yet. She cums very quickly, and I'm still pounding away. I last a very long time.
What techniques can help a girl get back into it? She loves the way it feels before she cums, but after that it becomes boring for her.
>>27295609
Just jerk off on her face
>>27295609
>Asking r9k about sex
PLEASE
GET
OUT!!!
Sincerely,
A 2 8 year old khv
Just put it in her ass
why dont todds show their leg?? do todd have leg? do dieper cover leg? do leg in shoe? where leg?
>>27295586
Todds are truly mysterious creatures
Toddstools (their full name) don't have legs
>>27295602
look. more proof no todd leg. together me and you find todd leg!
who?
pls help
>>27295520
temple grandin
bloxbloxbloxblox
pls help
pls
I need help
>>27296326
Bumping for interesto in the name
>be me, senior in college
>go to party last night with friends
>can't get in at first 'cause we're guys
>group of girls come up
>walk right in
>eventually get in
>wait 20 mins for keg
>6 women push me out of the way to get to the keg
>drunk cunt spills beer on me, acts like its my fault
>finally get to the keg
>guy running the keg gives me half a cup of foam
>gives hot girl a full cup, no foam, also asks if she wants a shot
>later that night
>try talking to girls
>they all leave in the middle of conversation, basically discarding me like trash
>party is dying down
>group of guys hitting a bong upstairs
>ask for a hit
>surebro.jpeg
>fat cunt comes up, drunk, asking for a hit
>let her go first
>bitch lights the whole bowl, takes one hit and coughs up a storm
>other girls come in to smoke
>wait 20 minutes, guy runs out of weed
>call a cab home
>girls ask if they can split it with me
>ask driver to take them back to their dorm
>arrive at their dorm, turn around to ask them to throw in 5 bucks or so
>lolnope.cpp
>bitches dart out, drunkenly, dont even say thanks
>come home, have to pay 10 bucks for the cab
what is male privilege again?
>>27295495
Maybe you should bring your own weed and beer to the party instead of expecting people to give you free shit. Your kind of people are the lamest to have at a party.
self bump cause im fucking depressed
>>27295576
i dont expect free shit. thats not the point faggot
Let off those feels and have yourself a drink
In on feels thread
>tfw you want to drink but you cant because you are losing weight
It hurts senpai.
Bartender someone has pissed all over the bathroom floor again!
I have a pretty substantial attraction to a co-worker.
I worked at this place for over a year. I left for a while to go away and when I got back home she had just gotten there and started working a few months prior.
I like her because she seems pretty straight-forward and is really cute. She has a boyfriend who apparently treats her shitty. I always see her looking at me and just generally being around me.
When I left work the other day and went to go get coffee she took her break and followed me it seemed like. She kind of just sat off to the side and talked on her phone occasionally looking at me.
I really like her. I'm way too shy though. My co-worker said she asked a lot of questions about me the other day. I just don't know what to do guys. It sucks because she'll probably lose interest once she finds out I'm awkward.
>at home when electricity goes out during storm
>go downstairs and accidentally tell my mom we got "cucked" by the weather
>mfw
>>27295371
You made me chuckle
>at work
>people asking if we "have any st patricks day stuff left" literally the night before
>"no sorry it all sold out a week ago"
>they're mortified each time
>mumble "fucking plebians" after one encounter
>nearby customer looks visibly shaken
>kek
>>27295371
u cheeky cunt
>>27295371
You need to have dual-citizenship with real life, not just a green card.
