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why do 30 year old women look so fucking old to me? im 26 and 20 year olds are 10x more attractive than 30 year olds where i love. why dont my tastes change? i thought that shit was going to happen. will i forever look at women my age and think they look leathery?
Yeah man. You can just get a younger girl tho. I'm in my 30s and my wife is 21
>>27284733
there's a chart that shows the age of attractiveness for men and women of all ages that shows what you feel is normal
>18, 19 this summer
>go on online dating sites
>try to chat up MILFs in their 30s-40s
>rejected errytiem "go get a girlfriend" "you're my son's age" etc
Would she make a good qt practice gf?
epic bait, that's just a regular gf
practice gf's are always 5/10 or below and/or overweight
>>27284749
It's hard to tell from that pic but looks like she might have a weak chin.
You don't want to waste your time on long-term relationship with girls like that unless you want beta sons in the future. Practice gf is the way to go.
>>27284840
>wanting children at all
>wanting to get married
you fucking fool
Having females posting on /r9k/ at all is just inherently bad enough in itself, but what really puts the cherry on the cake is that the kind of females that do post here are bottom-of-the-barrel cancer.
This fag could have been somebody great but he drank the /pol/aid and was too insecure to live.
I don't care that females post here or attention whore, I HATE the beta thirsty fags that give them feedback
>>27284758
yes, things would be so much better without the trolls t b h fampai
>Addicted to video games
>Terrible at video games
Why live?
Just practice bro, there is no such thing as talent.
tfw want to play but don't know what to play
>tfw always have to play on the easy setting or else i rage and it's not fun anymore
What do I say? Dubs decides, unless your singles post is very good
>>27284434
They key to texting is to create tension; you want her to anticipate your next response.
You send: "I can't believe you just said that."
She'll respond with either a long post guessing what she said that was wrong, or ask "why?"
You'll wait 10 minutes then text back: "because it's absolutely perfect."
Then take it from there.
>>27284483
My first thought upon reading this was to recoil. My guts felt like they were twisting from the secondhand embarrassment. Then I realized something; it must be that robots see good game as cringeworthy and stilted, unnatural things as cool.
So go, Chad. Go with my blessing, and without my understanding. You may have knowledge that I cannot ever begin to comprehend.
tell her you need a diapie change
LOOK EVERYONE! ANON FORGOT IT WAS NAKED DAY AGAIN!
LOOK HE IS EVEN WEARING AUTISM SHOES!
>>27284316
God you're all ugly, it's like im trapped in my gcse french textbook
>>27284316
What is the context?
is there actually naked day at american schools?
>>27284954
>Is there actually naked day
How do I get girls to like me?
Pic related it's me
Stop being a whiney faggot
Saged
>>27284184
Sleep more, run a mile every other day.
Talk to every girl you meet, try different approaches or whatever feels more comfortable. It's a numbers game.
Be more confident and outgoing. Be more aggressive. Slap women's asses if you like one. What's she gonna do?
>tfw 24, almost 25
>everyone around me are in serious relationships, some are engaged or even married
>I've never held a girls hand let alone a gf
>feel like all my friends are slowly drifting away from me, spending more and more time with their girlfriends
>missed out on having fun and now missing out on having a relationship
where does it end? will I eventually become completely alone?
>>27284095
>where does it end?
It never ends.
Instead of focusing on what others are doing, focus on what you're doing and where you want to get.
it only gets worse anon, i'm almost 30
the only ones left are single mothers and max level histrionic roastie whores who fuck 20 different guys a month.
if you aren't in a serious long term relationship by the time you turn 24, you're fucked and you'll be picking up scraps from there on out.
>>27284134
I honestly feel like I've reached all of my goals apart from a gf.
honestly, to reach those goals I had to make sacrifices and those sacrifices were about my sociability which is fucked from now on I suppose.
>>27284151
yeah I figured it'd be like that. a regular girl at my age has had at least 5 sexual partners (this is the absolute minimum) while I had none. Even if I magically got a girl interested in me, I wouldn't know what to do after that point and she'd leave me anyway. It's just pointless to try at this point..
I just don't want to lose my friends is all...
>watched Hunter x Hunter
>watched One Punch Man
>watched Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
>addicted to anime now
What the fuck do I watch now?
Please give me your recommendations of great animes, I'm back home from uni for spring break and I have no friends and nothing to do. Help me robots.
>>27283927
cowboy bebop, samurai champloo
>watching anime
>not reading manga
pleb
every gainax original
especially gunbuster, diebuster and nadia
Robot test thread. If you are a normie you don't deserve to post in this thread and should get the fuck out. Reeeeee
>>27283712
OP here, this is my score.
Welp. That was unexpected. I was lower slightly strange tier a couple months ago.
>>27284416
Chad boyz we out here
How to stop drinking alcohol? I drink everyday about ~20 beers.
Just stop drinking
Why would you stop drinking? What, you want to experience the world stonr cold sober? Want to live?
Fuck that.
>20 beers
and i thought me taking 3 shots a day chased with orange juice was bad
damn bro you need to chill
Did /r9k/ change in the past couple of weeks, or did I? It seems the negativity here went up by a couple degrees.
Yeah, I'm noticing it too.
It comes and goes in cycles, anon.
The memes wore off.
Rare pepes were chewed up and spit out by the mainstream.
the collective depression of the people here is reaching its boiling point.
the end is near, friends.
>tfw having consistent dreams of a threesome with my girlfriend and her 14 year old sister
>gf is way hotter than the sister but the sister is like a solid 6 face, 8 body
>the thought of soloing the sister is repulsive but this three way makes my dick explode
What do I do? I want to ask for it but to who? And how? My girlfriend would think I'm a creep probably and I can't go back to >the no gf
>>27283162
>14 year old
why dont you take a seat?
>>27283177
>wrote an fbi tip in under a minute
Yeah no.
>>27283177
>tabs
>no gay sex with hats on
Is there a more feminist form of media than anime?
Majority of shows have either entirely female casts or strong lead female characters
The days of the passive weak heroine are long dead even in shonen series
>>27283089
>anime
>feminist form of media
strong lead female characters are made solely for males to fantasize about
Spoken like a true pleb who doesn't watch anime. Anime nearly has zero feminist undertones. It's actually crazy.
Some shounenshit is an exception, like SnK.
>>27283255
because anime watchers are betas who can only fantasise to women who are depicted as superior to themselves
>tfw Bernie wins the baby vote
>white adults
>black children
What could this mean?
That's it, Trump has officially been stumped, guess I'm a Cruzmissle now.
>>27283087
That's cute but you need to be a legal adult to vote anyway.
Also it's disgusting that parents are pushing their political opinions on kids who don't know better. SJW opinions just make that even worse.
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