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There is no better fetish than DDLG. Prove me wrong.You can't.
Also if you're a guy and you don't like to be called daddy, you're an effeminate beta faggot who should just start crossdressing and putting on makeup in an attempt to get their own daddy.
>>28631468
Doj put your trip back on cockbunny pedokike
>>28631475
I needed to post the thread without my trip so that those who filtered me could see the important message of this thread.
Why aren't you a daddy yet, Anon? You're not a little bitch, are you?
>>28631526
I was kidding about you being Doj but now that you're pushing this I honestly feel sick desu... gross.
>tfw just fapped to something I shouldn't have fapped to
>>28631324
What was it? Why shouldn't you have?
Tell us what it was, OP
>>28631324
You fapped to BANE?
Tfw no clit dick gf
>>28631297
>her clit is bigger than most robot dicks
>>28631297
wtf is this? any sauce?
How do you guys find things like this.
Girls getting acid in their faces is funny.
I just wish it happened to more white girls.
"vitriolage" is such a pretty word. one of my favorites.
>>28631288
How haven't her eye's melted out of her eye sockets? Looks like someone did a shit job and didn't throw enough acid.
>>28631719
Must have been the sand nigger equivalent of elliot rodger
what's the messiest method of suicide?
I want those faggots to clean up every piece of me
>>28631213
jump in front of a train
that way you get the added bonus of scarring the driver and the people on the platform for life
>>28631213
Jumping off building obviously you chode.
>>28631213
Jumping off a building, probably. Or shooting yourself in the head. Maybe also getting hit by a train
>tfw your only highlight of the day is a triple cheeseburger and a large coke from mcdonalds
>tfw you eat your meal in like 2 minutes and boredom sits in again
>>28631194
yeah...T_T
at least i get unlimited refills...
>best moment yesterday was getting three (you)'s from one post
lol i'm popular
Hey robots, femanon here.
How do you tell a guy he's too fat for you without hurting his feelings?
I'd ask a friend this, but you're my only friends.
Tell him he is a fatty and needs to eat less and exercise.
Don't tell him he's too fat outright otherwise he'll think the only thing keeping you two apart is his (lack of an) exercise routine.
Say it's something completely unrelated and be vague about it.
Be harsh.
Fatasses are in a complete state of denial. That's why they're always going for thin or athletic guys/girls.
Before I lost weight I would see a picture of myself and think "wow, that picture makes me look fat."
>character has anxiety
>can talk to people
>EVEN HAD A GF FOR A WHILE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK NO THATS NOT HOW IT IS YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
no one wants to watch a show about at true robot, get over it
95% of a show about a true robot would be a guy sitting in front of a computer screen
>>28630961
this.
>wake up and lay in bed for a few hours.
>finally leave the bed
>go to desk, turn on computer
>browse 4chan
>masturbate
>eat shitty frozen foods
>watch youtube videos
>cry over how depressing life is
>repeat
literally what the show would be
reminder that any true robot in a film will always be the villain
If you were magically given the option to have a slave girl that never ages and is eternally loyal to you, what would you have her look like and what age?
alison brie circa first season of community
4'11 Asian or indeginous Russian
thick legs, huge butt, massive tits, wide hips, full lips, freckles
I would want her to look like, and be as old as she would like.
It's the least I could give her for her eternal loyalty.
how do i gain orbiters?
just b cute :3
post your skype :3
Simply Exist.
Is it still considered Cucking if everyone involved are the same race?
>>28630797
yeah, defenetly
>>28630805
I think it's more like a brother supporting another brother, rather than being pathetic and watching some outsider fuck your women.
>>28630868
No.
It's still very pathetic.
How do you seduce a depressed non-passing tranny?
>>28630774
Even the most basic of manners.
Treat her like a real girl.
She will literally melt into your hands like butter.
Stick your penis in his butt
![[orz] Sansha Sanyou 05 [2F81E7B9].mkv_snapshot_19.18_[2016.05.18_00.07.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RX8MmjS.jpg "[orz] Sansha Sanyou 05 [2F81E7B9].mkv snapshot 19.18 [2016.05.18 00.07.27]")
>>28630774
The eyes looked weird in episode 4. Glad it only happened in that one episode.
Say guys... How do you "cope" with depression and anxiety and get to actually do something productive ?..
Everytime I try something it backfires, but I've seen that some people manage to actually do some stuff while being in that state.
Even if it's not much, being able to do a little thing everyday without it backfiring would probably change my life...
the only way to deal with it is to be in a constant state of distraction
>>28630673
That's what I'm doing already, even though I'm in a low period.
But only distracting yourself isn't doing something productive...
When I was truly depressed I did nothing productive. I went to work, went home and slept. That being said, depression seems to ebb and flow like most things. It took me years, but after finding myself having a good day where things didn't seem as bad as before I forced myself to get out and do something, ANYTHING. Even just going for a walk for an hour and feeling some sun.
Eventually, by stacking things up on good days I formed a bit of a routine. Now I follow this routine pretty much every day and I feel "good" in general. I'm even starting to work on art again.
I'm sure it won't last forever, I started having that hollow feeling the other night before I went to sleep but I was able to shake it off and not let it consume me completely. For now.
DON'T LOOK AT YOURSELF IN A TRUE MIRROR, GUYS. DON'T FUCKING DO IT.
>>28630631
You a shapeshifter too?
>>28630661
It's was goddamn terrifying. I didn't know who I was seeing, and I didn't like him.
>>28630631
a what?
originale
>tfw you're an incest baby
>>28630578
>I'm an incest baby
>So why don't you kill me
>>28630578
what's it like living in Alabama?
> conceived out of rape meant to trap my mother in wedlock so he'd have something to fuck until he died
> tfw mom's an alcoholic schizo and my dad's a sociopath
