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How fat are you?
6'0 264 lbs herekill me
5'11 42kgkill me
>just eat more bro XDD
>>28627518
5'2 560 lbs
please help me
>>28627529
Now I'm not saying this is bullshit, but I'm going to need proof
Hey femanons, can you describe your ideal boyfriend?
>>28626782
OP, but not a fag
>must lift and not be fat
>not allowed to play video games, unless its WoW
>must like no-talking based ASMR videos
>must not have any friends and easy going family
>must have some form of income, doesn't have to be a lot, just enough to help out with paying bills.
that would be my perfect bf
you hate roasties but create threads in the hope that they come here and post in here
but instead you attract homosexuals in denial that they have a benis.
you are a shitposter of the worst kind.
Who /walksatnight/ here?
Almost 5 am here in Texas, just listening to some Brut Carpenter and taking a stroll around the suburbs. Feels good man, pic related
i'm going to houston tomorrow for a... well sort of a vacation. is it safe to walk around late at night?
>>28626233
I would, but I live downtown, so it's not as comfy... or safe, desu.
>>28626233
Cool I love seeing random photos like this.
I been seeing a lot more people around when I go out at night / early morning for a run.
Sometimes I wonder if they're just going home after a shift from work, or if they're some kind of weirdo because why would they be out at that hour?
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-17/labiaplasty-patients-prompted-by-negative-comments-study/7418188
>Derogatory comments about the appearance of their genitals ... have been identified as key reasons for why women have the surgery.
>It found unrealistic images of female genitalia on the internet, including pornography, influenced what women thought of as a "normal" labial appearance.
finally the roastie meme is having a positive effect
>unrealistic images of female genitalia on the internet, including pornography
that's a real lazy explanation a lot of those women are roasties
Roasties can trick you into marrying you with pick related. They can even say they are virgins. "oh anon you are first"
tinder thread, please help me actually do something with my matches for once
bump
pls, i need outside input on this
are your matches cute? how many do you have?
>>28624807
Just a friendly reminder that Tinder is absolutely degenerate!
Tuesday morning hangover edition
>refunded my gayboy 3ds on GAME since last sunday
>still no money in my account
getting real ticked off here, it shouldnt take long for these faggots to give me back my money and my time is valuable and i dont want to waste it on these flunked dumbasses.
> tfw off ill
Bittersweet, i'm off work, but I feel like shit so...
>>28624540
Why didn't you take it into the shop, faggot?
Yeah I've been pretty unsuccessful. All the qts want Korean or Japanese guys.
SE Asian
>all of the negatives of being east asian
>none of the benefits like qt white weebs
How's it going for you guys?
>>28621611
You're an idiot, looks always mattered.
>feel weird for answering messages within a couple of minutes when I waited hours
>>28621611
got a Spaniard online gf from there. 4 months so far, planning to visit her when I save up/get some time off work.Im flip btw
"Red alert! All the weak sissybois on /r9k/ need your stinky NEET dick now! All these threads about Stacey should be replaced with trap qts immediately :3"
-A good man
I still wanna be fucked, guys
>>28621200
You're a faggot but that image is really arousing. Thanks for that, I guess.
I was the boy that posted all those pics, does anyone have any requests?
Shut up, you bullies! Stacies can have social anxiety, too!
https://youtu.be/xrLQjuQGWlw
>>28634361
I fucking hate this social anxiety meme. If you really had soclai anxiety you probably wouldn't even have the courage to make videos let a lone go out and meet people. Why is anxiety and depression a fucking trend now?
Also while its unrelated i'm also sick of all anxiety = social anxiety shit that I see here on /r9k/ all the time.
>>28634457
>Why is anxiety and depression a fucking trend now?
Because pharma jew has to sell drugs.
Because women are natural at attention whoring.
Depression and anxiety and OCD and all of that has lots its meaning.
>>28634361
wow, what an ugly fucking chink trying to make herself look white
>Describe where you'd want to be in 10 years.
>What's your current position and what would you have to do to get there?
Dead and buried.
Dead and cremated.
I want to be a dictator. I want to rule a large sized country and also squander it's money to buy 4chan. I will log the ip addresses of everyone that replies to survey threads on /r9k/ and round the ones under my jurisdiction up to be executed. Then I will post their pictures for all to see.
ARGHHH I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN YOURE J U S T ABOUT TO SNEEZE AND THEN THE URGE INSTANEOUSLY DISAPPEARS ALL OF A SUDDEN AND YOURE LEFT FEELING DISSATISFIED AS SHIT
no i hate you for being a faggot
>>28633986
ARGHHHHHH WHAT AN ORIGINAL COMMENT!
YOURE REALLY RAISING R9K'S PROFILE WITH SUCH AWESOME CONTENT.
>>28634040
yeh your content is amazing, go write a blog i'd visit
>anon have you been saving up your cummies for me like we talked about?
I got a daily maximum, miss.
> don't masturbate for 3-5 days
> gf gives me a blowjob. Tell her I have a surprise for her if she works really hard
> cum buckets.
> she drinks it all up and thanks me for saving it all while having the sweetest smile on her face
>>28633931
>making up stories
Kys
>Started browsing /pol/ again
J-just
>>28633641
Nuthin' wrong with a little /pol/ once in a while.
What, are you a square, Anon?
>>28633641
>Started browsing /pol/ again
Look around anon, this is /pol/
embrace it.
we'll march them into the ocean together
shoulder to shoulder, brother.
>when some faggot decides to attach an anime girl to all of his posts
>inb4 some weeb asspie tries to say the same thing about pepe
>>28633622
You got a problem there, Froggo?
>>28633622
>not liking 2d grills
Craving attention? Let's go on omegle.
>>28633292
i found chad
>>28633524
Fucking get off of the tag, stupid lesbian.
>>28633524
If that's Chad to you then I'm a brown haired chad.
No way you're that femanon she's gorgeous
