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Tuesday morning hangover edition
>refunded my gayboy 3ds on GAME since last sunday
>still no money in my account
getting real ticked off here, it shouldnt take long for these faggots to give me back my money and my time is valuable and i dont want to waste it on these flunked dumbasses.
> tfw off ill
Bittersweet, i'm off work, but I feel like shit so...
>>28624540
Why didn't you take it into the shop, faggot?
That's you lads telt, then.
>have a 80 quid almost good as new razer kick scooter
>way too fat to use it now
What kind of stores will accept it? its only a few months old and could fucking pass for a new one.
id like 10-15 quid back at the very least, then buy myself a couple liters of haagen dasz and some chocolate dessert pizzas/calzones off of tesco.
>>28625088
> dropping 80 bong on a razor scooter
Why? The only acceptable answer is you're 10 years old and your parents bought it you.
>>28625113
i made bad decisions, i want some of my returns back
>tfw you wake up and you're still alive
>>28624824
>go spread lies and bullshit to people instead of having fun!
>you don't want your own country to control its future anyway!
>DOOOOOOOOOOOM!
>>28624824
The Remain campaign has be much better run than Leave. It will be a landslide.
I'm having to vote Remain just so that I'm not on the losing side.
>>28625486
Odds are that Remain wins anyway. We're a naturally conservative country.
I think the latest odds are 3/10, it's at the point where it's not worth even gambling on it.
Voting remain anyway. Can't fuck europe up unless you're on the inside.
>>28625637
>1 out of 28 votes
>fucking up anything
The only thing that will get fucked up is the UK.
who /crying constantly/ here
>>28625962
Grow a pair m8.
>>28625962
If you were crying constantly your body would dry out like a raisin.
>sat in Gregg's eating a sausage and omlette stick
>Purple Rain comes on
>suddenly start to feel incredibly sad
It hurts lads
I'm so lazy at work lads. I sit here all day on my phone but they just won't fire me.
>>28626009
You knew what I meant. It was hyperbole
>>28625996
okey dokey will do
>>28626011
>sausage and omlette stick
what?
>>28626148
What part of it confuses you m8
>>28626172
The stick part, it makes no sense
>>28625088
Could try ebay (local collection) or craigslist
>>28625486
>>28625637
Depressing to read this
>>28625088
You do realise they're scooters for fat people with more stabilisation....
Hey "lads" I'm not a britcuck or even muslim or anything, but am I welcome here? I live in NZ, there's no where else for me to go....
>>28625486
>>28625637
Look at these treasonous good goys.
>>28626287
>>>/int//ausnz/
Try this thread
Magic mushrooms show promise for people with untreatable depression http://bbc.in/1XwsaAZ
>>28625637
>We're a naturally conservative country
>Remain
>Conservative
The Conservative party isn't even fucking conservative, a true conservative would vote leave so we get better control of our own country.
Only Labour and pakis want to remain. Cameron is shilling remain because he's a fucking faggot who would sell the soul of one of his children if it meant he could buy another shit suit.
There's proof he did this anyway, one of his kids were born retarded and then died.
>>28626422
Conservative in the literal sense, you numpty.
As in, resistant to change, maintaining the status quo.
>>28626422
> Cameron is shilling remain because he's a fucking faggot who would sell the soul of one of his children if it meant he could buy another shit suit.
He already did that.
>>28626422
>isn't conservative
>wants things to remain the way they are
Wow what a retard you are.
> It also contributes to our population increase of half a million every year, roughly a city the size of Liverpool.
That's just insane
>>28626422
>>28626467
>>28626509
>>28626521
Take it to /pol/ fagatrons
>>28626521
>>28626467
The EU has changed dramatically since we joined. It was obviously the right choice at the time, now it's fucked.
A true conservative would see that and vote to leave
>>28626193
Stick is another word for baguette if you aren't a poncy French cunt
>>28626552
Right choice then and the right choice now.
You honestly think the UK can go it alone against superpowers like the States, the Union, the Republic and the Federation?
You are delusional. We will be crushed.
I don't know much about politics but I want to vote out for the bants tbqh
>>28626784
Yeah those epic bants when bread is 2 quid a loaf and milk is no longer available due to production issues.
>>28626797
Stop talking utter bullshit you mong
>>28626828
If you want to dispute the facts then you're going to have to back them up with more than insults. Where's your evidence this won't happen?
I'll be waiting.
>>28626843
>If you want to dispute the facts then you're going to have to back them up with more than insults. Where's your evidence this won't happen?
I'll be waiting.
where's your evidence this is even remotely possible? its just scaremongering
>>28626797
Yeah let's just sit back and watch cammo privatise the NHS and fuck us with his ttip'd cock
We could definitely leave the EU on friendly terms. Maybe not pull a Norway, but we'd be able to maintain the trade agreements that we have now
>>28626869
No trade with Europe = higher demand on our already struggling industries = higher prices.
Economics 101.
How much sex actually happens at uni? I didn't have any sex the whole 3 years and neither did my housemates (5 of us, all boys).
>>28626892
Every girl gets laid 3 times a fortnight.
Only half of the males get laid at all.
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10204602
Votes for this week's movie are still pretty evenly spread lads, make sure to cast yours before midnight tonight.
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10204602
>>28626890
Yeah dude you're right, all trade between us and the EU will stop upon our leaving.
>>28626843
>>28626869
Both of you are talking shit without proving either of you know what you're on about.
Why not admit you're both 16 and haven't got a clue and spend this time researching the facts and form your own opinions rather than picking the side that your dad is on and defending it blindly
>>28626925
It's a good thing the general public are smarter than you so that we actually get a Remain result.
>>28626892
>the sperghouse
wew
has to be at least one or two of you getting some to bring the rest of you up, this is just depressing
>>28627004
Having a more competent team isn't bias.
>>28625382
I know that feeling all too well. Hope you feel better soon.
>>28626422
>he doesn't understand what a 'conservative' is
That's pretty embarrassing.
Made redundant yesterday because "it costs too much to have 4 valets with min wage going up"
>KILLED IT at the gym
>looking forward to that roast and peas with cheesy white sauce
>the meat... there's no fucking taste... why?
>realize i bought a shoulder joint instead of a gammon joint
1.5kg of meat... WASTED!!!!
my lunch... WASTED
that was 3 fuckin quid. still got 60% of it that I don't know what to do, tastes fucking nothing ugh, might as well donate it to the homeless.
>>28627221
valet is a shit job anyway
>>28627004
They were pretty normal. All had gfs in the past. I was the only virgin I think.
>>28626690
>We will be crushed.
Militarily or economically? Either way you're objectively wrong.
Britain, specifically London, has always been the home to money launderers and the elites. Our primary source of money isn't going anywhere if we leave.
Militarily, nobody is ever going to fuck with a nuclear armed nation, that's just beyond retarded.
Did my first workout in almost 6 months.
Use to work out ulxulxx then my gym was mobbed in jan so stopped going. Meant to go back in feb but was depressed.
Felt like shit because i started on 40 bench, 50 rows, 50 shrugs and 20 curls (all kg) use to do double that.
>>28627547
I know that feelio mate
>tfw when I was 17 I could bench 80kg quite comfortably
>22 now and I struggle doing 8 reps with 60kg
Who /lookhard/ here?
Thanks to my dads genetics i look like a hard cunt, ans the way i dress just wmphasises that 'hard cunt' look.
>tfw at work if it kicks off I go out and everyone stops their shit.[ive never been in a fight since hs and would probably get knocked sparked out if they turned their anger towards me/spoiler]
>>28627536
>the UK can stand up to America or Russia
You are delusional.
>>28627682
>scots will unite with russia
>engerland wont stop sucking yank dick
>wales wont even get out of bed.
I thought these had sold out everywhere. Neat.
>>28627682
Why do you guys think there's going to be a fucking war if we leave the EU? You've been playing too much fucking Cod.
Nobody is going to attack a nuclear armed nation. That's the whole point of nuclear capabilities.
>>28627682
Who are you quoting? Because you obviously didn't quote me you silly bastard.
Firstly, why the fuck would we ever need to "stand up" to America? What, they're going to invade our rich fertile lands of potatoes and wheat? No point
Secondly, I never even implied that we would need to "stand up" to anybody. What I was getting at was our safety as a nation wouldn't be any different if we were in the EU or not.
Whether we were attacked by Botswana or fucking Russia, it would be retarded for them to do so.
Are you aware of the sheer fucking damage a single Trident missile can do? Attacking a nuclear-armed nation is retarded. Having all out war in the 21st century is retarded. YOU are retarded.
Stop sucking Cameron's cock and thinking we're on the brink of war over the fucking European Union for christ sake.
Can't wait for the EU to absorb all the nation states into a single superstate, lads.
Going to make non-stop NWO wrestling jokes until the Brussels stormtroopers kick down my door.
Shouting Hulk Hogan quotes as the jackboot goes through my skull.
>>28627718
>buying 3ds games
>>28627782
I wouldn't honestly rather join some muslim caliphate
>>28627786
More like buying 3DS games TWICE!
>I could have been in a relationship with her
>I had my chance
>I blew it
>now I'm all alone
>now she's happy with her bf
>my mouth tastes like salt
>hers tastes like strawberries
MAKE IT STOP
JUST FUCKING END THIS NOW
>>28627896
I'll shoot you in the head for a grand
I started nofap nine days ago and now whenever I close my eyes I see naked children.
Is this normal?
>>28627222
lather it with mustard
>>28627921
>paying somebody to kill me
Rather just call some local gangster a faggot ad hope he just throws me off a bridge.
Make Britain great again.
>>28627968
>taxi drivers
I see no problem with this. They are driving whitey around like good cucks.
>>28627718
god i hate getting german games just for that fucking age rating
>>28627979
They're also driving white teenage girls to their breeding locations. Who's the cuck now?
>>28627990
get back to your corner shop rasheed and serve the white man like a good little cuck you are
>>28627990
It happens but a whole lot. Most pakis are all customer service cucks.
>>28627968
>live in anywhere not birmingham, london or manchester.
Problem solved mate.
>>28627968
looks like a rape waiting to happen
>>28628060
fantasising about getting overwhelmed by a swarm of brown cocks again are we gazzer
>buy digital camera to take cute pics of myself off ebay
>seller lives in the same town
>offers to drop it off himself tomorrow
>it's the wrong fucking camera
Fucking pakis
In other news, some panties, tights and my tweezers arrived
The envelope containing the tights had "TIGHTS-CITY" written across it, good thing I got to the mail first
Still waiting for
This week
>bodystocking
>3x tights
>small scissors
>tshirt
>camisole
>camera
>moist/balm
>uncharted
31st May
>2x tights
>5x dresses
>ww camisole
>There's an archaic school of thought that a key that opens a lot of locks is a good key, but a lock opened by many keys is a bad lock. Too bad genitals aren't locking equipment.
>>28628156
>tfw you accept the camera like a good cuck
I read this thread periodically and who is poleaboo.
Is all this talking on the third person about him/her snippets from a best seller I never read.
>>28628189
I didn't notice at the time but I have since messaged him on ebay, he responded quickly and will be delivering the correct camera today at 4.30pm
Also got a driving lesson in 10 minutes
Instructor had a baby, so first lesson in 2 weeks or so
>>28627933
Yes, nofap makes everything possible.
>>28628156
How man guys will be fucking your boipussy this week?
>>28628221
god made nofap explicitly clear in the bible, he just forgot to mention how fucking cancerous the nu males will make it in the early 21st century
>>28627933
>>28628221
>>28628263
>no fap
>not enforced chastity training
get on my level
>>28628156
Your life is a mess lad.
>>28628278
i fuck about with nootropics and meditation, much better results than nofap and i get to keep my arsetickling vibrator
>>28628192
Fuck off newfag. Go read reddit 'periodically'.
>>28628263
where? All he says is looking at someone with lust is as bad as adultery. That doesn't account for masturbation with no porn
Don't tell me you're a catholic 'all ejaculation that does not take place inside a woman's womb unprotected' cuck because you misinterpret onan?
>>28627536
>nuclear armed nation
Which isn't us. Our nukes are owned by and can only be used with authorisation from the US.
So, which do you want? To have a voice in a parliament only a few hundred miles from our capital as we participate in the greatest nation to be born by humans, or to be controlled from thousands of miles across the atlantic by a superpower whose only interest in us is a landing strip and who are responsible for emasculating our empire and reducing us to nothing more than their protectorate?
I know what I'd choose. Vote Remain.
>>28628278
Didn't you say you wanked yesterday though? You take it off and wank anyway, what's the point paki?
>tfw getting my dick sucked for 50 quid later on grindr by an old guy
Any advice guys?
>>28628332
>Our nukes are owned by and can only be used with authorisation from the US.
Not true at all, you can't just pull shit out of your arse and claim it as a fact, even if you're posting on an anonymous mongolian cartoon board.
>>28628344
Obviously I'm going to work towards staying locked up longer each time
Current record is around 36 hours
>>28628352
Are you actually gay or gay for pay?
>>28628371
>Current record is around 36 hours
That's literally nothing. You're not even trying.Just like your life
>>28628374
Just for pay. I'm just worried I won't maintain an erection.
>tfw I'm to depressed to masturbate
Gona do it lads going to join the military, maybe if we go to war I'll die and then my parents won't think I'm a failure.
>>28628397
Yeah, he's going to not pay you if you don't even stay hard. Better look up some old man gay porn to try and get used to the idea.
Why are you so desperate for 50 quid anyway?
>Tfw trying to epilate my legs and they look like a bumpy bleeding pizza
this shit better be worth it
>>28628431
you won't even get through training you fagatron
>>28628431
join the Rhodesian army like a good lad
>>28628431
kek, wait till you look up joining the military. Even they don't take anyone these days. There are requirements, including a hefty fitness test. If you don't work out, you won't pass it.
>>28628431
>going to join the military
>willingly giving your life for the interests of Israel and pedos
Literally lmaoing at your life. Go abroad and help some fucking orphans out in Thailand or something if you want to give your life some meaning.
Joining the military is just pathetic unless the nation is directly threatened like in WW2. You wont be respected, you'll always be "that guy who joined because he literally had nothing else to do"
>>28628471
>/brit/ meetup
>>28628480
>that guy who joined because he literally had nothing else to do
More like that guy who joined and couldn't even get through basic. I know a robot who tried, joined, he crashed and burned. His life is a mess now.
>>28628471
https://youtu.be/2wybow3G7E8
>>28628490
guy on the far left looks like a typical /brit/ poster desu
>>28628263
>god made nofap explicitly clear in the bible
Verse?
>>28628575
Bullshit 17:19
>>28628459
Better to try and pass training then let my fucking life continue to unravel before my eyes mate, I'm literally done.
>>28628471
Look like a happy bunch of lads.
>>28628479
Fitness I'll give you but the requirements don't see that much, seems like you just need a couple gsces maybe some ucas points if you want do something beside marching and cleaning a gun.
>>28628480
Go abroad and help orphans literally how mate, volunteering places aren't going to pay for me to go meet some orphans, it'd be a fucking waste for both of us.
Don't want to be respected mate, want to stop leeching of my parents, and literally yeah join because my life is a reck, better than the guy who's life is a reck and he's doing fuck all about it.
>>28628592
All I'm saying is joining army won't do anything. Why do you think so many army fags kill themselves? They are like you, thinking army is the last hope and then it ends up being a shit show.
>>28628592
>Fitness I'll give you
Start working out now. Join a gym and work out for about 6-8 months, get in decent shape before applying.
you have 10 SECONDS to post a comfier album
http://nestfin.bandcamp.com/album/within-a-decade
Hello it is my birthday =3
>>28628609
I don't know mate, you make a good point the alternative is just as bleak. army life is a shit show, but robot life honestly doesn't seem that much better.
>>28628633
Yeah that's good advice anon, atleast gym will get me out the fucking house.
>>28628479
Also if you've ever been on any kind of mental illness medication like anxiety, depression etc, you'll need to have been off it for like 2+ years.
>>28626892
No sex first year.
Second year banged a fuckbuddy three times a week, then met my current gf and we'd bang almost every day.
Meeting girls comes first, banging comes second
Gonna go to the gym for the first time in like 2 months
Back and shoulders today, chest and arms tomorrow and then maybe a bike ride on Thurs if the weather is banging
>>28628731
>Yeah that's good advice anon, atleast gym will get me out the fucking house.
Yeah lad, gym will get you out and doing something. You'll also start looking up online on food and how to do certain lifts etc. It'll take some time off and give you something to do.
Start off slow, 2-3 times a week but aim to go 4 times a week and another one day where it's pure cardio, like a run in the park for 40 minutes. So 5 days of working out a week. I take it your neet so finding time won't be an issue.
>>28628731
If it wasn't for the gym, I would've never done any of
>>28628789
this.
Never went to the gym first year. Went to the gym in the summer before second year.
Take that as you will.
>>28628355
Sadly it's true.
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/defence-and-security-blog/2014/jul/01/trident-nuclear-weapons-uk
>>28628857
God damn, we've become such a joke country.
>tfw missed out on promotion to a part timer because I'm not as fast as they are because they've got 5x more experience at the job than me
>tfw suicidal thoughts are becoming more thought out
Maybe I should see a doctor, if I wasn't so depressed maybe I could be more efficient at life
>>28628857
We rely on the US for the maintenance and lifespan of our nuclear defence sure but nothing is stopping us from independently launching warheads ourselves right now.
Of course, we likely never would but the whole "we can't retaliate without US permission" is bullshit.
>>28629031
It's not though it's literally true. Do you think the US would do nothing if we nuked Europe or Russia? Get your head out of the sand please.
>>28629005
I am six months into my job and I am on the verge of killing myself. The never ending cycle of work and paying bills drives me to the brink. There is no time to ever do anything enjoyable or to imporve as a person. I now just eat shit food and never exercise and waste whatever time I do get off browsing /Britfeel/.
Every moment I'm not at work I am thinking about going back to work and it makes me depressed. Maybe if I had any friends or a gf I could talk to someone about it, but I don't so I can't.
I don't understand how people struggle through 40 or 50 years of this, because this is what work/life is for most people.
>>28628708
Happy birthday lad.
Original birthdayfeels
>>28629060
>Do you think the US would do nothing if we nuked Europe or Russia?
I literally never said that. We have control over our own nuclear arsenal.
Would America rape us to death if we nuked Europe? Of course they fucking would
Do we need to ask permission before a launch? Of course not, that would be absolutely retarded and defeat the point of us having nuclear weapons in the first place.
The article you posted has nothing in it to suggest that was the case, it simply says we need America because they're the ones who we buy them from, not because they control how we use them.
>>28629100
Well the goal for most people is to try and get a better job, one they won't hate as much.
>>28629116
>We have control over our own nuclear arsenal
We do not. They are owned by the Americans.
slowly get invaded by pakis,
vs
the off chance someone else would bother to invade us.
jee choices.
>>28628708
Hello mate and happy birthday!
>>28629149
Your choices are
>pakis from north africa and the middle east (IN)
>pakis from south asia (OUT)
>>28629129
I'd happily live on minimum wage my whole life if I could do a job I enjoyed surrounded by people who don't mind my company, why does this seem like an impossible goal though?
Why do other people deserve to enjoy life whilst I feel everyday is a push?
>>28629189
Because most minimum wage jobs are completely shit. The comfy jobs are higher up positions.
Poleaboo is back from his driving lesson
We did roundabout, it went alright
he kept talking me through it though
In general need to keep an eye on my positioning
>>28629177
if south asia isn't your immediate choice there's something wrong with you
mussies diluted with sikhs and hindus is better than 100% concentrated desert mohammedans
Why haven't you volunteered in a foreign country for "free" lodging, food and beer?
>>28629336
Because you have to pay a large amount of money to get on one of those programmes, hence it's not really free and you don't get anything out of it.
>>28629286
Fucking hurry up and jump off something high dude jesus Christ how shit does your life have to be to make up some shitty imaginary friend and then blog about their life on an imageboard
>>28629355
>you don't get anything out of it
Except feeling of accomplishment and the chance to finger a Norwegian student behind the sauna.
>>28629286
What happens if you need to take the third exit but someone who joined at the second exit and is just on the inside of you is also leaving at the third exit?
>>28629444
Just wait until a situation I understand manifests
No harm in waiting
>>28629461
That'll really impress the girl in the car if you keep going round and round.
Mind you she'd probably be in the boot knowing you.
>>28629444
Slam on and beep your horn like a mad cunt
>>28629336
I'm going to teach English in Asia, so hopefully I can get some free shit.
>>28629444
Drive alongside them in the next lane and then give the signal for them to roll down their window, roll down yours too and shout at them for a few seconds before throwing a half melted mcflurry into their car and speeding away.
I'm going to pose as a black man on Tinder, and trick white girls into saying they want black willy.
Then I blackmail them.
Good idea?
I'm trying to lose weight
Is it okay to eat ANYTHING as long as I count the calories?
I don't mean stuff like takeaways but more like crisps
I don't care about being unhealthy as long as I'm skinny
>>28629525
not to freak you out anon, but most people these days would not be very surprised at young women having sex drives, nor sleeping with people of different ethnicities
unless you plan on freaking out their racist granny or something, but it's still a no from me
>>28629525
It's not the 60s mate, no one gives a shit about interracial sex any more
>>28629576
Yeah, as long as you calorie count you'll lose weight
Calculate how many calories you burn in a day, just Google it it's pretty easy, just needs your weight and height etc. It's usually like 2000 - and eat 500 less than that.
Don't forget to factor in whatever excercise you do and eat back those calories burned
>>28629576
yes
but eat healthy lad, come on, eat some fruit and veggies
workout your BMR http://scoobysworkshop.com/calorie-calculator/
then eat 300-500cal under your maintenance
>>28629525
Don't blackmail, just never show up to your date.
so tired of being a neet, turning 26 next month..
>>28629648
>Don't forget to factor in whatever excercise you do and eat back those calories burned
well that just defeats the purpose doesn't it
>>28629585
>>28629618
>would date girls who had slept with niggers
The cucks are out early today.
>>28629618
>>28629585
FUCK OFF NIGGER LOVERS
>>28629675
>>28629701
You can post your /pol/ meme responses all you want, but most people, outside of extremely conservative Asian and UKIP voting households, do not give a fuck about race.
>>28629669
Not at all
Let's say I burn 2500 calories in a day just from sitting on my arse
I eat 2000. Then I cycle to work and burn 800
Now I'm at a 1300 deficit which is unhealthy if it becomes a regular thing. Health problems will occur if I keep this up.
So I eat 800 more, which puts me back at the optimum healthy weight loss of 500 fewer per day. You will see results very quickly.
If you want to gain weight, just go 500 over. I went from 8.5 stone to 11.5 stone over the course of about a year
>>28629715
Most people do, hence the state London is in with segregation.
>>28629497
Which part of asia? Going for some prime chinky cun cun?
>>28629715
MOST PEOPLE IN THE NORTH ARE STILL RACIST
>>28629752
Hong Kong mate. I am a virgin so probably not. I am so upset with life in this country that I am making one last go of it somewhere else. Most likely I will just become depressed and end up killing myself. I can't face decades of meaningless soulless employment in this country.
>>28629728
you may as well not do exercise if you're just going to eat to make it up
not to mention 800 calories of cycling is insane, like three hours for a normal weight human
>>28629787
Not at all, I work 6 miles away and I cycle that once a day, 12 miles at 15mph ish on a bike is 800 calories
And of course there's a point in doing excercise, at the end of the day you still want a healthy heart and shit
>to lose 2 pounds I need a 1000 calorie deficit
Poleaboo is genuinely considering eating nothing but breakfast
>>28629654
Will be 25 in just over a month
Mummy is going to throw me a small party again, such pain
>>28629777
Poleaboo is from the north
They're not
>>28629779
Good choice, I've been to Hong Kong and it's great. Hong Kong hookers are pretty good
>>28629728
I'm trying to bulk but final year uni stress has thrown a spanner in the works. I'm done next week so I can start bulking properly, although there isn't a cheap butchers near me which I'm gutted about
>>28629839
It's also fast and about an hour and half in total, you must be very fit or lying.
>>28629651
The blackmail is because I need money
>>28629777
YOU'RE A PAKI THOUGH
THEY ARE NOT GOING TO BE RACIST TO YOUR FACE WHICH IS ILLEGAL
WE SAVE IT FOR WHEN WE GET HOME
>>28629904
They're on tinder, they won't care what people think of them especially if they're willing to hook up with a black guy.
>>28629918
>>28629841
MEANT THAT FOR YOU
>>28629841
ALSO THAT TRANNIE SHIT IS EMBARRASSING
YOU SAID YOURSELF THAT IT WAS A HUGE MISTAKE, NOW YOU'RE PICKING IT UP AGAIN BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THINK YOUR FAKE
>>28629848
>Butchers
>Cheap
Oh lawd
Butchers meat is usually like 1.5x more than my local supermarket, which is annoying because the quality is infinitely better
Weight gainer is very good. Cheap, lean protein and you're looking at about 1300 calories if you mix it with milk. Be careful which brand you buy as some have fuck loads of sugar in which is retarded
>>28629869
It's about 45 mins each way so yeah that's about right.
I'm not really fit, people just don't realise how far/fast they can go when they actually try
>>28629949
>YOU SAID YOURSELF THAT IT WAS A HUGE MISTAKE,
That was just post masturbation guilt
I know what I want
>>28629966
>not really fit
Mate if that's you you're having a fucking giggle, your bf% is so low I can see your abs.
I've reached the point where I can only wank to japanese public humiliation videos
>>28629841
Who does she invite, your family? My party for 25th was the least-attended by family members last year rofl.
>>28629969
I JUST SEEMS TO COINCIDE WITH SHITSTORM FROM LAST WEEK VERY CLOSELY
>>28630061
Yeah, just family
I'll try and tell her not to do anything, not to buy a cake either
>>28630084
Barely a shitstorm, that guy was making crap up
I've sent a freedom of information request to RGU and they will give brief info regarding suspensions relating to stalking
>>28629966
you have to be taking the piss
my local butcher does 5kg of chicken for 20 quid
>you will NEVER experience cumming at the same time as a girl while you're inside her
>you will NEVER feel her pussy tense up around your throbbing dick while you pump your man yoghurt into her
>>28630499
done both
>>28630246
What the fuck, I'd have to buy frozen from tesco to get that kind of deal
I'll have a look in my butchers at what their chicken breast is at but I'm pretty sure it's like 0.88/100g
Sat up crying last night listening to depressing music with the curtains close lads.
>>28630576
you can get 12 fresh not frozen chicken breasts from iceland for a tenner
>>28630014
Haha, gutted you faggot dog whisperer
Rewatching nathan for you, so good
>tfw no girIfriend
>>28630630
It's a big show
>>28629286
>tfw got my L plates 3 years ago
>still on them
>learners license expires in a year
>only have half the hours
Annoying teens behind me on the train and their pda.
YOLO used unironically
The guy has blue hair and is "metal"
So edgy but really middle class and ambitionless.
Annoyingly dim and childish girl.
2 hours more suffering to go
Someone pick what name I start tagging with 3-5 letters not fag or homo mostly going to do stencil work
>>28630804
And she's worried about being a slut.
How do I fuck with them?
>>28630832
Banksy
>>28630832
fagmo
>tfw im almost feeling cold
bless maybe tonight will not be too hot to sleep for once
>>28630832
Hosex
Greets britcucks.
I'm Persian , the greatest nation to live.
What can you diss me with? Mudslime? We aren't like those degenerate pigs and we don't speak Akbar.
Persia #1
>>28630928
>Persian
you are so irrelevant I had to google who you are
>>28630928
Aren't Persians just like, cats?
>>28630928
oh where the rugs come from?
>>28630928
How does it feel having spent several centuries being cucked by Turks?
>>28630977
Dunno about then but we own turks no . >>28630976
And yes , most expensive and best rugs ever
>>28630884
>>28630865
>>28630857
nicely done lads
about to go and be sick lads~
Probably gonna have some tapas for tea, lads
>>28628480
>Go abroad and help some fucking orphans out in Thailand or something
This costs money.
>>28628749
does this mean I can't get drafted or go onto some kind of last reserve backup list in case of war
neat
>>28631125
Take a pic of the bog bowl
College ends this year and I am utterly sick of further education. Huge waste of time. Thinking about joining the French Foreign Legion instead.
Is it a good plan?
Better than sitting in the house collecting dole money anyway.
>>28629102
>>28629176
Thank you!
DAMMIT ROBOT, LET ME THANK THEM
>>28630576
to be fair my uni is a proper sports uni so I think they're trying to capitalise on that
>>28630607
Sort yourself out you fanny
A car ended up balancing on another car's roof after a six-vehicle pile-up on the M6
>>28631222
why not just join the British army?
FL is usually for people looking to get away
>>28631222
do you post on /who/?
Some 13th century advice on etiquette from Daniel of Beccles Do not attack your enemy while he is squatting to defecate.
>>28631436
Thanks, Daniel of Beccles!
Sixth Form wants to kick me out cause i stopped going to one of my three lessons, final exams of my education life are next month. What do bots?
>>28631543
pass the exams because you learnt the shit on your own steam without going to lessons?
either that or an hero
what's better than two Hollys
>>28631579
Three Hollys
>>28631579
>using facebook
I want normies to fuck off
>>28631592
Got the pic off instagram actually via twitter
>>28631222
FFL are basically third world IED fodder
>>28631674
don't even think of france as French anymore, just see it as that place with all the pakis.
quite sad really.
>>28631579
Classic example of 'fit from far away'
Rachel is the true gem of our nation
>>28628156
So you going full on tranny?
>>28631766
>breaks up with husband to get with chad
>true gem of our nation
I suppose it makes sense. It shows what the british woman is like.
Feeling quite British today lads
>>28631736
>don't even think of france as French anymore, just see it as that place with all the pakis.
>quite sad
Anybody have AQA FP3 tomorrow?
Quick, what's the best way to hide 16k in cash?
>>28631736
Not many pakis in France, m8. They're all Arabs and niggers
>>28631837
i'll hold it for you mate no worries
>>28631789
Yup
Going to try dropping 50 lbs before trying to get on HRT (I'm 170 now)
>>28631837
Give it to the police, that way it will quickly disappear
>>28631838
>Not many pakis in France, m8. They're all Arabs and nigger
>>28631838
>arabs and niggers
so pakis
>>28631837
put in anus...
not even original comment
>>28631837
Under the bed.
>>28631837
Put it in a bank account. If you're claiming bennies then it's just a "how much do you have in savings" and you pick a number below 1000.
>>28626467
A Level Politics?
is this like /brit/ but for autists (even bigger autists than /brit/ i mean)?
>>28631873
>so pakis
>>28631837
Invest it in a Private Limited Company,
but make sure it is as a Debenture (Secured Loan) ;)
>>28631919
If you're an autist, which I'm guessing you are, then you are welcome
>>28631919
/brit/ is for non-virgins, /britfeel/ is for virgins.
That's the only distinction.
>>28631968
>>28631980
i am an autist but im not a virgin
>>28631994
Then no you can't post here.
>>28631837
You'll get a "where did this money come from?" and a furious bit of typing if you try and deposit more than 1k in a UK bank these days. (Coincidently, a "It's my money and bank account. Fuck off. will also get you shown the door accompanied by typing.)
If you've got it through legit buisiness and are hiding it for tax reasons; stick it hidden in the attic in a secure lock box (not a cheap one with a key) and for the next six months to a year plus use it to pay for all everyday needs in cash rather than spending the money in your bank account.
If you've got it illegally and there's the chance of a police raid, buy a 24 hour storage locker and hide it in a lock box among all the crap from your house/attic that you don't need and you've moved over to conceal it. Visit weekly and pay for everything in cash like my rec. above.
P.S.
British police now have powers (gained through broardening terror laws) to seize any cash of more than a G, if found, during any raid (and car stop). Due to the ins and outs of the law you will be unlikely to get it back unless you have hard paperwork proving its legality.
>>28631897
Are you stupid? Putting it in a bank account while claiming means tested benefits is the stupidest thing you can do. They WILL find it.
I'm so bored guys I literally have nothing to do all day. That was fine when I was depressed but now I'm not anymore it's painful
>>28632014
o-ok sorry bye
>>28631994
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMIE FUCKING LEAVE
Has anybody here ever had a one night stand with a 9/10 or 10/10? post stories.
>>28632034
They have no legal way of examining your account.
>>28631919
I'd like to say this is /brit/ for NEETs but there's no way we're the majority any more.
>>28631980
>not a virgin
>always posted in /britfeel/
/brit/ is shit, I never bring this subject up though or try to rub it in anyone's faces, I try to help some of the lads here with female interaction if I can but normally just get reee'd at
>>28632036
Go work out you big baby.
>>28632062
>Has anybody here ever had a one night stand
where the fuck do you think you are?
>>28632074
Oh fuck off you bragging normie scum. None of us want you here.
>>28632036
Find something to do then mate, do some exercise, tidy the garden for your parents, just do anything to keep you occupied mate or else you'll slip back into the depression
>>28631837
Spend 500 on a safe
put money in the safe
bury the safe in the woods
>>28632083
strange things can happen
>>28632034
>>28632071
They can only access bank accounts through a court order. I.e. A serious benefit fraud investigation would have to be underway for it to be granted.
The problem these days is they are now constantly asking for your last three months bank statements. Hiding it in a secondary bank account (or a family members) 4-6 months before you claim would be the safest bet.
>>28632092
Probably been in these generals longer than you but I don't want to cause arguments, back to lurking it is, sorry if I upset you lad
>>28632138
These threads were founded on the principle that we were British KVs. You can fuck right off, lurk all you want but NEVER post here again.
>>28632071
Oh yes they do, and if they suspect you they WILL ask your bank for your account details.
>>28632138
Fuck off cunt, brit is for you
>>28632168
quite the mixed message
i find it interesting how britfeel has a tentative tolerance of lads who have had same-sex experiences since it doesn't count as 'real sex'
>>28632137
>Hiding it in a secondary bank account (or a family members) 4-6 months before you claim would be the safest bet.
No, keeping it in cash is the safest bet
>>28632204
They are still virgins, now fuck off.
>>28632204
Anyone can get gay sex. Fuck out of here.
>>28632204
quite agree lad im fucking sick of the homos on here
>>28632234
amazing how you can have a carousel of cocks in your arse and remain a virgin, isn't it
Don't even feel welcome on /britfeel/ anymore.
I'm super fucking depressed but don't want to an hero, what the fuck am I supposed to do with myself lads?
David Cameron is on Tinder
>>28632204
Nah mate only lonely homos can be robots.>tfw no bf
>>28632339
Yes because for a male, losing your virginity means putting your dick inside a vagina.
>>28632345
Dunno mate but the negative vibe here these days certainly won't help your mental state, what's getting you down in particular?
>>28632381
not if you're gay it doesn't
>>28632399
Yeah it does. Gays can't lose their virginity.
>>28632381
fascinating, let me pursue this line of thought
what if a woman takes one up the poop chute, is she still a virgin then?
>>28632345
What's going on with your life matey?
>>28632422
Yes? Unless she's had a penis in her vagina then she's a virgin. Not all sluts have had sex.
>>28632417
Nice bait lad you nearly had me
>>28632449
Tell me how a gay man loses his virginity.
Oh, you mean he has sex with a woman? But that would mean he isn't gay.
So answer the question. How does a gay man lose his virginity?
>there's nothing wrong with women and pakis
>women are just as capable as men
>>28632444
funny, there was me thinking they called it anal sex for a reason
well, anon, i wish you the best of luck with your future 'virgin' bride
>>28632392
>>28632431
Just have literally nothing to do. Have no relationships or friendships. Nothing brings me joy, vidya and films are doing nothing for me.
Stopped coming on here last few weeks, but I just feel even more alone.
>>28632506
It's called that because it's a sexual act.
Not all sexual acts mean you lose your virginity, masturbation is a prime example of this.
Try not to leave my thread feeling too sore :^)
I want my /comfy/ threads back, will things ever go back to normal here lads?
We're all fucked up in our own ways, why can't we just be civil and try and help each other, surely that would be the most beneficial solution for everyone?
>>28632543
Because some people literally come here just to be a cunt, is the the problem. Cheeky banter is fine but some lads literally just want to make other lads feel worse.
>>28632543
>back to normal
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28632543
no you don't understand i have to attack anonymous people on the internet
spouting racial and homophobic slurs and deriding others for how they live their lives is my only form of entertainment
>>28630928
Zoroastrian or gtfo
>>28632543
>it makes me feel bad but I keep doing it
stopbreathing
>>28632543
Long as the normies leave sure
Reminder: If you vote Leave, you are an ISIS supporter by proxy.
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/may/17/isis-leader-probably-in-favour-of-britain-leaving-eu-says-david-cameron
>>28632517
Looking for a job lad?
>>28632575
You're not wrong there mate
>>28632577
I see what you were trying to do there
>>28632579
At least you're honest I suppose
>>28632596
What?
>>28632617
'Normies' will always be here, just learn to ignore them or tolerate them, there's really no need for the hostility
Hey lads guess what>tfw no bf
>>28632631
>the guardian
>david cameron
>>28632640
>'Normies' will always be here, just learn to ignore them or tolerate them, there's really no need for the hostility
Fuck off, i'll always fight the fight.
>>28632648
how is he holding the gun if his hands are in his pockets
>>28632648
where you at famma
>>28632648
I no longer have those feels thankfully.
Should message some others here though because I've met at least 3 looking for BFs
>>28632345
> Picked up dole on friday, a crisp 80 GBP just for me
> Put 20 GBP in the 'leccy to last the week because the laptop is always on
> 10 GBP on food
> 7 1 GBP ready meals
> 1 GBP on milk
> 1 GBP on tea (aldi tea is the bomb, diplomat is great)
> 1 GBP on multipack of crisps
> 15 GBP on shit whiskey (2L to last the week)
> Went to the charity shop and got a sweet new blankey for 3.30 GBP (it was a fucking steal, worth at least 25 GBP from M&S)
> Spent 1 GBP on yummy milkshake to celebrate my awesome thrift.
> I stuffed the last 30 GBP into the picture frame in my livingroom
> The new neighbor moved in upstairs in the flat above me
> They're nowhere near as noisy as the druggie who lived there before
> They immediately had an internet connection put in
> Now I have a spare connection in case the one I currently use goes down
> Safe and well for another week
The normie life can suck it.
>>28632749
> 7 1 GBP ready meals
Bloody hell lad. What kinda ready meals you buying for 1 Albion shekel?
Found out my gf cheated on me just over a week ago while I was out of the country. We'd been going out for 2 years.
Got back and took a few days off to get my head straight. Checked my phone, I had just over 70 missed calls from her and her friends, I haven't even checked the texts.
Just broke up with her in a cafe, tbf I spent most of the days off coming up with a speech about how much it fucking hurt me that she cheated. Thought I was going to fucking marry her.
Wanted to do it some place quiet, but she kept insisting on the cafe. Not sure why. There were lots of people watching.
I feel like complete fucking shit.
>>28632667
It is kept aloft by his own self-loathing
>>28632683
Near warwick m8
>>28632517
I know the feel lad, force yourself to do something, even if it's something like going to an art gallery
Try new things, try and meet new people, 90% of the posters here are just going to try and drag you down though mate which I'm sure you're well aware of
>>28632631
inshallah we shall leave the union brother
>>28632749
>20 quid a week on leccy
is your laptop nuclear powered lad?
>>28632749
>15 GBP on shit whiskey (2L to last the week)
Where the fuck are you getting that much whisky for so little?
>>28632657
>your post
>making sense
Seriously, what point are you trying to make?
>>28632813
Aldi, obviously
>>28632774
>tbf I spent most of the days off coming up with a speech about how much it fucking hurt me that she cheated
nooooo
please tell me you didn't do that
you should have just told her she's a fucking sket, to never talk to you again and to collect whatever shit she might have left at yours
RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO GO BACK TO HER
>>28632774
That's what you get for being a cuck desu mate
>>28632749
That doesn't add up mate.
you spent 59 GBP , so how'd you stuff the last 20 GBP into your frame and make it 30 GBP.
>>28632749
Sounds miserable desu lad.
>>28632781
what do you look like famma?
>>28632782
This.
I recommend working out, it really does help.
Best nathanforyou episode? I want one where it's about him with girls.
>>28632969
ALL NATHAN FOR YOU IS THE BEST NATHAN FOR YOU
>>28632898
Er, just normal I guess. Average height, skinnyfat but losing weight to get skinny, not especially femme or masc, face is okay I guess but nothing special to look at.
Just had pic related for the first time in about six years. Forgot how nice ginger beer was, any connoisseurs know of a nicer brand as there must be a better one out there.
>>28632837
The speech wasn't all about me. Had to stop a few times because she was sobbing, but I finished what I came there to say. She kept insisting it was the biggest mistake of her life.
>You didn't make a mistake. You made a choice. You knew exactly what you were getting, and you went ahead with it. I know that you're sorry, I can see that. But it doesn't change anything.
>Honestly, I hope you find that happiness. You deserve a great life, you really do. But it won't be with me.
Sent her a text later saying her belongings were out on my front garden and to collect them while I was out at the gym before they get stolen. Haven't spoken to her since, but she's called a few times.
I can say with absolute 100% clarity though that I'll never get back with her. Just cant be in a relationship where the trust doesn't go.both ways
>>28633055
You tried Root beer?
Nastiest shit I ever drank
Got a job lads, kill me now tbph
>>28633055
This plus vodka plus lime juice = Moscow mule. God tier
>>28633070
you made the right choice anon, i've made the mistake of letting someone back into my heart and it feels good in the short term but it's not worth it
cheaters are repeaters
>>28624479
Why does any interaction with officials feel like a fight? Everybody is giving me the 'fuck off' vibe and even though I have balls, I used to believe that communication with representatives calls for courtesy, out of principle, but now I learned that unless I put all my energy into making it apparent that I'm not letting shit fly they will brush me off and put through unneccessary wait/bullshit. City council, HMRC, any branch of NHS, same shit. Are they just horrid people, or are they actually being paid to make people want to gtfo as soon as possible to save some money?
>>28633081
Congrats mate
>>28633055
Mm love that after taste of rotten bark and a slight burning in the back of my throat.
>>28632632
Got one, but it's low hours/low paid and my inability to form any sort of connection with my colleagues gets me down
Watching Camp WWE lad is bretty fun
>>28633107
Council is the worlds largest ball ache, 3+ hours in a queue with screaming children and eastern europeans only to be told you got the wrong fuckin form or something.
I told a coworker today "I know the feeling" but thinking about it more and more there's a real risk that I may actually have said "I know that feel"
>>28633183
I love slipping memes into casual conversation with people who don't get them. It's like a little private joke to myself that nobody else gets, but I know that if I were to record it then my fellow chansters would be howling with laughter.
>>28633081
You don't get a job without wanting one you slimy cunt.
Don't fucking post here pretending you're a neet at heart when you deliberately went out and sought a job.
>>28633175
Bureaucracy is beautiful
>>28633240
Proud of sneaking this ebin meme into my PhD thesis desu
>>28633175
Council is pretty bad, but it doesn't amount to the mind games you have to go through to ensure that your gp gets you whatever medication you need for your health problems prescribed instead of sending you home empty handed under guise of needing more time to do something unspecified. If you pressure them too hard they will feel insulted and refuse. If you get too "casually manipulative" they will asume you just want to sell your meds. If you just let them do what they want, you'll get nothing. For me it works best when I mention that my nonexistent private doctor said in the past that this is what I need for my shit and it worked well. It makes them worry that if they don't help I'll sue them when something goes wrong.
>>28633163
Look for something else?
>>28633240
I keep accidentally baneposting in the story I'm writing
>>28633357
Always best to go in on the grounds of a "repeat prescription"
>>28624824
that'll be me voting out and telling everyone I know to vote out then - fuck you remain campaign and the fucking sheep that agree with you
>>28625486
cunts like you make me fucking sick
>>28633372
I've thought about it, thing is, I'm going back to uni in September (I dropped out earlier this year).
Doesn't seem much point looking for work if I'm just going to have to leave soon after.
Pretty much all my hopes are pinned on uni somehow turning me into a normie, even though my prior experience indicates that to be a complete fantasy.
>>28633399
>>28633414
is that a cheeky doublepost m'boy
>>28633348
i chuckled
>>28626956
>general public
>smart
Right. Not that the majority of people are complete fucking idiots that need telling exactly what to do or anything...
>>28633435
If you're living in halls this is easy.
>>28632969
s01 e05
>>28633487
>If you're living in halls this is easy.
Right fuck of normie right now
>>28633597
The guy is a unifag, I'm not the unifag here.
>>28633597
Just stop it
>>28633611
Yes, I'm a former and future unifag, and it really wasn't easy to make friends and do normie shit.
Normies can sniff out a robot from a mile off, none of them wanted anything to do with me
>>28633645
But mum he was totally baiting me first
>>28633070
>I know that you're sorry, I can see that. But it doesn't change anything
shouldn't have acknowledged it
should have told her "I don't care that you're sorry, you fucked it, cya senpai"
>Honestly, I hope you find that happiness. You deserve a great life, you really do. But it won't be with me.
that is the gayest shit I've ever heard, somehow you've come out of this worse
What do you lads think of the proposed "superbridge" between Dover and Calais?
tempted to order a takeaway but flatmates are being loud so going to starve instead
>>28633691
gonna pop sick international wheelies on it
>>28633687
How is acting like a little bitch going to help his situation, he didn't want to be with her anymore and he made that perfectly obvious in the most practical adult way possible, the whole leaving her shit outside is a bit childish though but I'm sure he was just upset
>>28633687
If you're the kind of person who can go through a 2 year relationship and end it with "naw bitch u fucked it, smell u l8r" then congratulations and good luck with your apparent emotional bankruptcy.
I'm getting dragged along to a rave this weekend by my housemates. Anyone have experience and know what to expect?
It's my first one, from I understand it's being held in an unused warehouse in London but they give out more specific details the day before.
Not really into drugs, smoke a bit of weed wit hthe gf and that but nothing like E or LSD. Should I bring my own booze?
>>28633767
>it's another normie posting epsiode
How should i respond to this on OKC
"I'd say got lucky haha.
I've always said if you love someone you show them every day not just on Valentine's "
Not really bothered if I fuck it give me your best
>>28633794
>asking for dating advice from a bunch of kvs and failed normies
you'd be best off giving your honest opinion m8
>>28633794
Missing a key word in that quote.
Is it "I'd say I got lucku" or "I'd say you got lucky"
>>28633767
Free parties used to be good, haven't been in years though, the vibe ain't the same, yes take your own alcohol there's not going to be anywhere to buy any and there will be every drug you can imagine there if you do feel so inclined
>>28633794
Tell them they're a poofter
>>28633732
>>28633764
it's not acting like a bitch
he should have turned up to the cafe, sat down with her and watched her blub for forgiveness with a stony face. Told her it's obviously over and that she's fucked it whether she's sorry or not, told her when she can collect her stuff and then left. Don't be nicey nice to a cunt like that and tell her what a great girl she is and how she'll find her prince charming one day, get to fuck
if you're the kind of person who can go through a 2 year relationship, get cheated on and then tell her that she deserves a great life and all that toss then you're a mug. Of course she probably does deserve a good life, she shouldn't have a shit life just because she cheated but you shouldn't act like an absolute drip and tell her that when she's cheated on you
>>28633824
Fucking bored of talking to her, she's pretty boring.
>>28633691
Why?
The cost must be huge compared to just a few more ferries, not to mention the security risks
>>28633860
and how long do your relationships usually last anonymous
>>28633794
>I expect you to buy gifts all the time and to really spoil me on Valentine's
That's what it means
How do I get my first job lads? I'm graduating from Uni soon and moving back to the middle of nowhere. I didn't go to any job fairs because fuck those kind of jobs, they all look so stressful. I also don't have a drivers licence so I'll either have to find a local job (Very unlikely) or move out.
>>28633767
Bring some cyanide gas and breathe it in.
>>28633895
>How do I get my first job lads?
You apply.
>>28633895
Walk into the office and ask to speak to the manager.
Give him a firm handshake, look him and the eye and tell him you want a job. Give him your CV and thank him for your time.
Expect the job offer in 2-3 days.
>>28633895
Go online and apply.
Pick a couple of niches and write a CV for each and then just blast them out changing a couple of minor details.
>>28633767
Take plenty of marijuanas, these things are usually super mellow.
>>28633834
"I'd say you got lucky"
Talking about some other thing. Can't really move it forward, just me asking her questions and I get a boring response back with "You?" at the end.
>>28633927
i love when old people give you this kind of advice
>sure, nan, i'll be right on that
>>28633939
She wants to keep the conversation going but doesn't know how. She's interested in you, so you have to move to the next step which is meeting in person. Usually this is a cafe or restaurant, nothing too personal. Second date is when you can invite her to yours or take her back to yours.
>>28633885
been with my gf 4 years on now :)
>>28633923
>>28633935
Just apply anywhere? I'm not going to have anywhere hiring nearby. Do you just apply for wherever and sort out living arrangements after you've got the job?
>>28633964
Asked her a day before and said she wanted to get to know me better. So now I am just chucking questions at her. Not sure whether it is all a waste of time and she'll just get bored of melike they all do
>>28633975
>and sort out living arrangements after you've got the job?
Yes, that's how it works. Once you're accepted for a grad job you have some time to move up to the place before starting.
>>28633975
reed.co.uk
monster.co.uk
civilservicejobs.service.gov.uk
That should get you started.
>>28633975
Yes you can do that, of course you won't want to pick anywhere too far but if you are in the middle of nowhere you will have to move.
You won't have to start your job straight away and you can get a place to live pretty quick if you aren't picky
>>28633987
Hmm, I'd try being playful. Don't ask her out directly but ask where she'd like to go when you eventually do go on your first date.
>>28633987
maybe you have a boring personality as well
the two of you could be a perfect match
>>28633859
>>28633886
>>28633794
How about I answer "I normally use valentines day as a way to apologize for the other 364 days of being with me"
Not sure if the joke will work but want to see reaction.
>>28634052
Sounds pathetically self-pitying
>>28634052
lol no
But what you've got is a good idea, just turn it around so that it's her being grateful for you.
>taking relationship advice from /r9k/
>>28634130
I wanted subtle joke answers desu. Although the advice on here is surprisingly good sometimes.
>>28634052
Just tell her she's a faggot
>>28634130
>taking any kind of advice from /r9k/
>>28634159
We are masters of women but lack the desire to impose our will upon them.
>>28634101
Got this answer from ideal first date:
"I don't know. I'm more of a staying at home watching a good film snuggled up on the sofa. You?"
Come on /r9k/ get me laid.
i hate this general
worst general
it's like fembot feels or blackbot feels, same shit
why are brits such special snowflake cunts
>>28634200
>You?
dis bitch
>>28634245
Fuck off cunt, you can't understand our suffering, so get the fuck out
>>28634245
you wouldn't know because you don't live here but brit feels are unique
>>28634200
something something snuggling up on a sofa watching a film with you, my potential cockhole
except politer
>>28634253
Every question I've asked ended like this. Seems more like a job interview than a dating convo. Why do girls never ask us questions for fuck sake always us driving the questions trying to get blood from stone.
>>28634200
Ahh i getcha, so when we gonna netflix n chill then *winking emoji*
Bitches love a cheeky wink
(You need to be more attractive than her for this to work though I'm afraid buddy)
>>28634245
We just are m8, now go back to getting shot by niggers, yank scum
Just locked myself in a chastity device and threw the key in the area behind my sisters underwear drawer
This way it's like she's my key-holder as I can't access the key unless I have the house to myself
>first gf ever
>actually likes me
>wants to do anal
>makes me strangle her
>insufferable leftie
>gets triggered if I don't use a correct pronoun and almost had a fit when I said I voted UKIP
Should I stick it out lads? Not like I'm gonna do better.
>>28634294
>>28634276
>>28634270
literally which other nation has its own general on r9k
why do you guys feel so special
can't you fuck off to int
>>28634200
"Sounds good, when do you want to come over?" Very risky and it will all depend on how receptive she has been.
"Ah almost the same, except I find bad films to be more fun to watch" - probably what I'd go with
"I like going to museums and reading in cofee shops" - good if you want to stop talking to her
>>28634320
Hope you can't find the key and have your knob rusted off by that cheap chink shit.
>>28634340
Fuck should have looked at this post earlier. Went with:
"Yeah same. Not sure if that sort of thing would be ok for a first date though ;-P."
No response, kind of fucked it.
>>28634327
only we do because like I said, britfeels are unique
>>28634288
she is very likely interviewing many other guys
>>28634324
question is, do you actually like her and enjoy spending time with her?
think long and hard about this one, because it's a fair deal more important than your sexual compatibility (fun though that part is)
>>28634375
>;-P
madman
>>28634327
why don't you fuck off to your own national thread
oh you don't have one, your country isn't important enough
>>28634324
Females are mostly followers so you can easily redpill her given enough time.
>>28634320
Hopefully e key fell down a crack and you'll be stuck with your cock thing on
>>28634375
>;-P
crikey o riley
>>28634394
>enjoying spending time with a woman
What a faggot
>>28634320
Amazing the lengths to which you will go to convince a group of people you don't know that you are who you claim to be.
Despite having no evidence. I don't even think any of the images you have posted have been accompanied by a timestamp, you could literally be taking them from some hijra blogging site that none of us would ever find because don't google in punjabi.
Each day the desperation grows. I wonder how far this rabbit hole goes?
>>28634420
she responded:
"True. I'm crap at dates haven't done it in ages"
Do I be honest and tell her haven't had a date in 2years? Or respond "Ha what a fucking loser"
I've always wondered.
Brits are even more stupidly jingoistic than americans. They always have to segregate themselves.
Is it because they live on an island?
Is it the rickets?
Is it because that's what they are taught in school?
Is it because everyone but them is at least bilingual? I think that's the reason.
I'd really hate it if everyone spoke my mother tongue as good as me.
I too would probably try compensate in some way.
>>28634491
Never put yourself down, don't be arrogant but don't be a fedoralord.
The second option is good if you can follow it with a compliment.
>>28634200
> I'm more of a staying at home watching a good film snuggled up on the sofa.
>>28634507
we're raised with a slightly outdated sense of international superiority due to the fact we used to have an empire
>>28634491
you don't have to be specific, 'me neither' should suffice
>>28634507
>Brits are even more stupidly jingoistic than americans
incorrecto amigo
>>28634394
It's slightly better than being alone. We have fun and all but I feel like sometimes I can't be myself. I've gotta actually think before I speak which is hard.
>>28634507
>I'd really hate it if everyone spoke my mother tongue as good as me.
You sound like a deluded Dutch person
Fun fact: Your English is shittier than you think. We're just too polite to point it out to your face
>>28634571
well, if it's genuinely something you want to pursue it's up to the two of you to make it work
i've know couples of different political persuasions who can make it work, but generally they keep it at the 'banter' sort of level between each other, to avoid causing genuine offence
>>28634507
What shitty irrelevant yuropoor country are you from, then!
>>28632769
> Bloody hell lad. What kinda ready meals you buying for 1 Albion shekel?
Iceland do all kinds of ready meals for 1 uid lad. and they do pizzas for 1 quid if you fancy one.
>>28632811
> is your laptop nuclear powered lad?
No, but I get ripped off by NPower, my price per Kwh is fucking ridiculous, like 14.4p and I can't change over because I'm on a meter. I also watch movies on my TV now and again.
> My local booze barrel sometimes does special on scots club blended for 7.50 GBP instead of 11 GBP. sells out pretty quick so you need to get up bright and early to beat the dedicated alcoholics to it. otherwise I'll just get a few cheap bottles of vodka.
>>28632862
> You spent 59 GBP , so how'd you stuff the last 20 GBP into your frame and make it 30 GBP.
Typo lad. My mistake.
>>28632884
Better than a depressing life picking up phones, pulling pints or pushing a mop lad. I also build and ship custom fish tanks for a commission but it doesn't count as a job because I don't do it for more than 10 hours a week and I don't earn enough from it to count it as more than a hobby.
Still, normies pay my rent, tax, bills and holidays so who is really miserable?
>>28633073
Root beer tastes like mouthwash, absolutely fucking haram that stuff
>>28633055
Crabbies is a good alcoholic one, I can only drink 2 or 3 bottles though before it gets sickly. Really nice for a hot day
>>28634612
>Fun fact: Your English is shittier than you think. We're just too polite to point it out to your face
You don't even know me, lad.
The deluded Dutch person is your mind's creation.
You just proved my point.
my sweat smells like mushed grass
I haven't even eaten any grass
>>28626509
>that time he left his daughter in a pub toilet
>>28634705
Whatever Dutchie. You can fuck off back to your backwater irrelevant hole now
>>28631422
No, modern doctor who is cancer.
>>28634200
"Great, come over and watch 120 Days of Sodom with me"
>>28633691
Seems dumb as fuck, I'd imagine making the tunnel wider or simply digging another one would be much cheaper and safer.
>>28634705
and yet you still tell nobody where you're from so that you can shield yourself from criticism whist trying to lord yourself over us with your empty points. Typical continental euro mindset. Fuck off lad.
>>28634780
>watch
>not participate
No date for you
>>28634803
Where could he say he was from though? It's gonna be some irrelevant shithole that hasn't contributed to the world in any meaningful way.
Jealousy breeds contempt.
>>28634791
>open super bridge
>day one of le bridge
>economic migrants rampage the bridge
>can't move for poopoo in human form as they flood the bridge
>uh oh we hired the same designer who made the millennium bridge
>bridge collapses under walking vibrations that were out of spec, only designed for cars
>Europe is saved
>>28634324
her political views shouldn't really matter unless she preaches it all the time.
/pol/ likes to pretend all lefties and feminists are all "in your face" but it's not true. The last girl I was with said she was a feminist and a Green party supporter but she never really brought it up because we didn't bother discussing politics.
The benefit was she would always flat out refuse to let me pay for anything and we'd always split bills equally.
>>28634803
>>28634763
>>28634855
I know 4 languages.
I bet you guys combined don't know 4.
>>28634895
And you're being jealous in our language
I think we win by default
>>28634895
British English, American English, Australian English, Glaswegian, Scouse, Mancunian and I can understand Creole.
I know loads, your turn.
>>28634857
>every 'refugee' in Europe begins to make their way over the bridge
>once the last innocent woman and child steps upon the concrete, the floor starts to vibrate
>they look back, and see the floor moving towards them
>Nigel is stood at dover with a big lever he has pushed
>"so long chums!" he shouts
>the refugees turn back towards Calais, but are met with the same sight
>bridge closes in from both directions
>poos on the edge slowly drop into the water and drown
>europe is saved
How do I know if I'm clingy?
>>28634895
And you are using that skill to project your inferiority complex on fucking 4chan.
What a life you lead
>>28634895
>I know 4 languages
Congratulations, you know 3 pointless languages.
>>28634945
How do you feel when you leave that person?
>>28634936
>Nige' has a well deserved pint
>>28635025
Its online.
I don't feel like I miss them all that much because I will probably be able to talk to them the next.
>>28634895
>pooinloo desutected
>>28635053
Bit diferent then but it's stuff like messaging them as soon as they come on, being upset if they don't respond quickly, getting jealous if they do things with other people, wanting them to yourself, having your whole day revolve around them being online.
>>28634895
English and Spanish are the only languages worth learning.
>>28634945
Depends on what the person means to you and kind of relationship you have with them.
>>28635158
>Spanish
Think you mean Japanese.
>>28634895
> Wew lad 4 langs! ur jealous!
Broken German, Broken English, Swahili, Arabic?
Lad, I speak Chinese and English. The difference is that I strive for excellence in my chosen foreign tongue, your English probably sounds like an old dutch prostitute sucking on a pakis nads.
>>28635224
bet you don't
bet you can't post something in chinese
:^)
>>28635270
well obviously not lad. no non ascii characters allowed.
>>28635380
keke I knew it
pinyin? in the attached image
>>28635270
Di pong nyaa singapore vermicelli chong
Now fuck off
Lads how do you get a girl to let you see her underpants
I really want to see some desu
>>28635498
Couple of options:
Wait for VR Waifus
Learn to lucid dream
Blow yourself up in a crowded place and have access to servile virgins in heaven
>>28635498
You whap out a megaphone at a gaggle of girls and go OI LASS SHOW US YER UNDERCRACKERS
Remember that only 1 in 6 girls are up for it and to keep trying without being disheartened at a failure. Volume is key here
Or if you want to be Mr romantic you can roll up to a council estate in your corsa at about 3am and play some Lionel Richie from your radio to rapunzel from her fair yonder back garden window
>get an email from the department office at uni, sent to every student and staff member in the entire department
>reply to it asking a little question
>get 15 responses informing me that I'd sent the reply to everyone as well
Can the earth please swallow me up
>>28635418
ok lad
anything for you :^)
>>28635638
what was the question?
Does anybody else have dreams about raping,torturing and eating women? I don't want to sound edgy but I keep having the same dream and it's creeping me out.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36305727
Trollstation got nicked lads, prison time for their 'just a prank bro' shite. Loving it, maybe they'll join the dole queue now.
thinking about cocks again lads
>>28635715
hahahaha excellent
>>28635666
just teasing you lad don't take it personally
>>28635686
Is it a dream you can't control while sleeping or a fantasy. There's a difference.
>>28635721
thinking about your mouth around my cock lad
>>28635735
I-I was just kidding haha
get rekt kid
>>28635184
Irrelevant language. Chinese is far more useful
Thoughts on Coloring Book lads? Think I like it, but undecided.
>>28635782
Chinese is utter shit and useless outside of massage parlours.
>>28635748
I don't know it's fucking weird
I woke up in a dungeon then I escaped and found two wmen naked strapped to some kind of table
I raped them then their parents nocked on their parents nocked on the door
I was trying to think of a way to kill both of them so I seperated them and poured hot tea over one of the dads face then stabbed him and his wife but then the other family ran out and started screaming so I woke up
>>28634895
I live in a hermetic vacuum, why the fuck do i need another means of communicating with johnny foreigner?
>>28635845
Sounds like a one off dream desu lad. Wouldn't worry about it.
>>28635754
Thinking about your tongue in my arse hole lad
>>28635666
>copied straight from google translate
Your overhangs and lack of character proportion give you away.
Ate quite a lot of chicken which, upon closer inspection, wasn't fully cooked
How long do I have before blast off
How do I deal with anger lads just punched a hole in te wall because my mums a fucking drunk, my angers upsetting my dad so I want to get control of it
>>28635945
People with anger issues are literally just fucking manbabies.
That should be enough to convince you to stop, the fact that you're a manbaby.
>>28635911
you'll puke it all out more than likely
>>28635945
I would give you a hug if I could.
Just hug something
>>28635975
thanks I guess
>>28635982
will spoon with a pillow tonight mate
>>28635911
I did the same last week and I was a-OK
>>28635945
Pour your mum's alcohol down the sink.
>>28635945
Get a soft-ish stress ball and throw it at a solid wall over and over
Lads why dont you just pretend to be a muslim,move to Germoney or Sweden and become a criminal?
>>28635782
Chinese isn't a language and has no influence.
>>28636149
bad beard genetics
>>28636149
Because why??
>>28636071
Works better with a bowling ball
>>28636177
Money and fun
>>28636227
its haram
Wheres tilde I need to talk to him...
How do you lads feel about cockchafers (may bugs)?
>>28636288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psfMLKIjGTY
Who cares if it's haram? They still do it plus I said lie about being a muslim.
Where the fuck is poleaboo
>>28636329
christian haram
>>28636367
>The amateur detective on /britfeel/ is getting on my nerves
He's butthurt that we've ruined his story so doesn't post here anymore. Quote from his tumblr.
off to bed lads, don't make the new thread until I'm back at 10:30am tomorrow
>>28629189
Because even the lowest rent for a flat or a house will need a certain amount earner per year before they'll even talk to you. Minimum wage is nowhere near.
>>28636389
He should just post proof then
Watching Gavin and Stacy lads
Fucking hate Stacy Tbh
>>28636659
If it is real he's going to off himself soon anyway. You can see him going crazy.
But doesn't matter, it's all fake anyway and has gotten boring.
>>28637054
wtf is a poleaboo?
>>28637098
I recommend going on r/foreveralone
>>28637098
>wtf is a poleaboo?
A way to filter out newfags like you wanting to be spoonfed.
>>28637098
Weird fat Pakistani lad who filmed stalked a Polish girl, filmed her taking a shit, posted a blog about it, then got arrested as a result.
He's now gone completely mad, and crossdresses.
Many people doubt that he's even real though, and think he's just a story that someone's made up.
>>28637191
I think it was real but the real poleaboo left a long time ago and now we have someone continuing his 'story'.
I spoke to poleaboo on psn about 2 months back and he said he doesn't even go on 4chan anymore.
>>28637139
Can't find him on the search, on the IRC?
>>28637171
Been here for about 4 years, always see it but never really got it.
>>28637191
k
