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Hi robots
My dick is curved vertically upwards and I feel very insecure about this, is it normal or at least common?
I've never had sex before and I am afraid that I will have trouble with it because of my curved dick...
When it's really hard I can only pull it down 70 degrees or somethinh
This is what I mean with 70 degrees
>inb4 small dick
It's not as hard as normally right now, but I probably have an under average dick
Be thankful. You will pleasure your woman greatly. That angle will hit her right spots just perfectly. In the mssionary position, specifically.
>>28633068
is it gay that this picture gave me a massive erection
Is it impossible to find a mommy gf?
Are women just incapable of understanding one/ have the sexual and dating market so geared to them that any non female preference is just thrown away, no need to be understood or cared for?
Yes
It is
Don't even think about it, mommy GF barely exist in real life
>>28632995
I'm a mommy gf, see post here:
>>28632388
I was on track to having a mommy gf but I broke up with her. It was a good decision though because I didn't want to fall more in love with anyone at that time.
Really OP, all you have to do is date a normal woman ( i.e. Not fierce as fuck ) and after about a year start that shit. She won't even know she's doing it.
But then you're stuck with her, so yeah choose wisely.
Why do you like asian girls so much?
without resorting to stereotypes
Uh. I dig the phenotypes?
>>28632930
They are among the most attractive women.
>without resorting to stereotypes
Isn't that the main reason why people have preference for one race over another?
Bi-Daily reminder that this faggot is not one of us. Do not let him post here or give him attention.
>on YouTube and Instagram
>in with MDE and other YouTuber normies
>has multiple friends
>gets BTFO'd by true robots often
>is an obnoxious wannabe chad
>is not a NEET
Don't fall for this faggot's games. I know some of you like him, but stop. He and all the other tripfags can fuck off of this board.
less than no one cares, op.
Amen
>trying to turn 4chan into social media
fuck off
>>28632965
Hack gtfo
>>28632992
ive noticed this shit lately. underaged kids replaced all of the old tripfags and are treating this site like reddit.
>tfw you can't gain weight
I'm lucky if I am hungry enough for 2000~ calories a day, going above and beyond that is impossible. My stomach can't hold that much.
Eat candy. You can eat like a bag of sugary gummy worms and get tons of calories while never feeling full. Sugar makes you fat.
>>28632812
>My stomach can't hold that much.
have you tried taking small sips of cum through out the day instead of taking all of Jamal's and his friends at once?
>>28632858
sweets are shit for gaining calories
I found it hard too OP but your body adjusts. If you can only eat 2000kcal, then increase it to 2300, then when you are comfortable eating that much, up it to 2600 etc
eat calorie dense food, rather than just lots of low calorie food
>Be NEET
>constantly trying to get job with no luck
>a temp firm calls me 6 six months after giving them my resume
>they offer me an interview over the phone to see what positions fit me
>go to interview on the dot
>they tell me if I pass a soldering test I might get an interview with a tech company for a position paying $55k/yr
>this would be more than enough to happily live on my own w/ a comfy job
>go to testing room and they tell me to solder a PCB
>all of my experience is with analog circuits with wires and resistors in personal projects
>never worked on a true circuit board with parts this small
>the solder iron isn't even precision like the one I have, making it even harder
>can barely read the instruction chart and have to go by common sense rather than experience
>my work feels sloppy at best
>mfw I've ruined my chance to be an independent young man
Time to die.
Did you get rejected? It seems that there it still hope.
>>28633345
I just took it an hour ago, I have no idea
>mfw i finally broke out and started looking for a job
>found some things
>they responded
>im pretty much hired
>i do not want this.
>dick is 7" long
>but 5" in girth
JUST
>>28632780
dick is 5 inches long and 4 inches girth.
just shut the fuck up you fucking normie
ree.
>>28632809
dude that's even less lame, especially if you're a manlet since it looks normal.
i'm 5'10 (yeah king of manlets, etc) and my dick is literally pencil tear.
>>28632780
what's wrong with 5 inches girth, seems pretty average to me?
Wally's Mart is literally a robots paradise. Not only do they have everything you could possibly need at a one stop shop, but everything is at every day low, low prices with massive clearances on many items on top. The best part is they treat their wageslaves like shit, just like they deserve. Walking in and seeing all those miserable wagecucks suffering, being humiliated, and having the life sucked out of them is the highlight of my day.
>open 24 hours a day
>can go in the middle of the night for minimal human contact
Love it
>>28632599
>walmart is advertising on /r9k/ now
Damn you guys have sunk low.
>>28632687
Only normies hate walmart
>meet somebody on whisper
>she like anime and vidya and is a introvert like me
>little old (30~) and is a brony but honestly I ain't picky
>ask her, her name
>get this, pic related
> immediately make up some b/s about work
I'm not sure if I should talk to him. I figure it some fat hairy guy in a dress.
What would you do robots
>>28632550
Kek just stop replying, what are you gonna do, suck his dick?
>>28632550
It's just a chick named christine and people call her chris for short, what the fuck is the problem?
>>28632550
Wait, wut. Literally what is going on, I am genuinely confused. What happened OP?
Someone asked me why a girl should like me, and I couldn't come up with any traits about me that a girl would necessarily like.
I mean, I can be funny, but who can't? I'm still probably the most gloomy, reserved person I know (although I guess that makes me a good listener). I'm intellectual, but that almost feels like points down. Intellectual discussions leads to controversy and arguments. Girls want to have fun discussions about nothing, and I'm not sure I can do that.
Basically, what qualities do women look for in a man? Roasties need not apply.
>>28632487
They absolutely love it when a guyjust is himself.
They love a guy who is willing to sting intruders, sacrificing himself in the process for the good of the hive.
>>28632623
Is this a "bee urself" joke too?
>so white-washed I didn't notice my white boss calling me a negro until I got home
God damnit white people.
But he didn't say nigger so its ok
How's that possible. What'd he say?
>>28632446
as long as I get my fucking paycheck and don't get hurt on the job you can call me whatever you want.
Hey /r9k/, fembot here. I need help to tell a potential bf he's too bald for me without hurting his feelings. Can't he get a hair transplant or something? I know he has the money for it. How would I suggest this to him subtly? He's otherwise really great, decent sized penis, very fit, has his own place and a country house, but he just has this terrible receding hairline.
Send help pls.
sore ha beito desu
>>28632413
Cuddle with him and rub his head. Say something like "You'd be even cuter with a full head of hair, you know" playfully.
Just incorporate cosplay into your sex as an excuse to make him wear wigs.
>tfw freakishly small hands
bumpidy-bump
>tfw have massive hands and play piano
>long and thin fingers
>once in a while someone mentions it and everyone around wants to compare hands to mine
>tfw it would be pretty cool except im ugly af and KHHV
>small palms
>long and thin fingers
it's an odd feel, I've been told I would make a good pianist
I'm almost 22 and look like I'm 16
Does anybody else share my pain?
Im 26 and look like they guy in your pic.
Am i fucked senpai
I'm 18 and I've been told I look 12
i turned 21 today and look like 26
also nobody except my parents wished me
kill me
For a r9k with less (or no) lewd pics. I'm good enough at having to look at succubi irl, I don't need more here.
Bumping important thread.
Make /r9k/ blue
I agree. Im tired of opening up r9k to butholes with a "brrraaaap" just long enough to avoid muting, never ending trap faggot threads, neet vs wagie threads, obvious shills, and threads outside of their respective containment boards.
This place is no longer original. It is becoming cancerous. Soon well end up as a self-loathing porn dump garbage heep like a baby bubby to /b/.
Going blue would put us in a better direction.
THIlIIS
