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We need a new one.
orignalarinoio
>>28632212
Fuck, I put hmm thread in the name spot.
vagtuar
>cut your hair on on
>when are you cutting your hair?
>Don't you think your hair is getting a little too long anon?
SHUT THE FUCK UP! I like my long hair you fucking normies!
Can anyone relate?
>>28632201
I love my long hair, but mommy said I needed to work on presentation if I'm ever going to find a job and stop being a NEET. I used some left over money to buy a haircut, but the barber fucked me over. What am I supposed to do?
No because I have some self awareness you fucking sperglord. Cut your autism hair.
>>28632239
Shave the rest off
How do I go about asking my brother if I can smoke with him? He still lives with us (hes 23 and im 18), and he and his friends smoke in the shed, but he tries to hide it from me and thinks I dont know (i straight up went in his room today and he had a gram in a pill containter right out in the open)
I really wanna try weed but its a little awkward to just ask "hey can I smoke with you"
Also my dad does it too, I found a couple "roaches" in his ash tray, but thatd be SUPER awkward to ask him
Basically, everyone that lives with me right now smokes weed except me, and I wanna try it. I dont wanna straight up steal a little since they both only have like one gram and it would be obvious someone took it
Pro tip: I tried /adv/ and no replies
Literally just ask your brother
Most people are glad to smoke someone out, especially if its their first time and more than especially if its your brother.
Then move on to having fat sesh's with your dad and brother and hotboxing "the shed"
Try broaching the subject with a song and dance number.
Yeah just ask, he'll probably say yes.
I quit xanax cold turkey a couple weeks ago and i've had 3 grand mal seizures in the last 12 days. The ER doc gave me an IV ativan and another xanax rx to take home.
I'm trying to quit ffs, so they give me more?
Wean your self off with Valium or another long lasting drug you cuck.
Learn to drugs..or dont use
You're supposed to ween yourself off them slowly
>>28632159
>The ER doc gave me an IV ativan and another xanax rx to take home
its brilliant, you will get even more seizures and thus get even more Xanax. its like the holy Xanax grail
Songs that hit you hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5ZhxCW3Q-U
>>28632105
>Charles Darwin didn't do this bird any favours
This triggers me for many reasons it shouldn't
>>28632140
>le science
mindset that has taken over the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfCZy4Cjq-w
/r9k/ is a board for women and gays. There is little room for a straight male here anymore. Every single day, the front page is the same shitty threads, while original or intriguing posts are pushed to the tail end of the board.
Every single day with the
>Ideal bf
>Sissy thread
>Trap thread
>Multiple femanon threads
>>>/soc/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/u/
>>>/cm/
>>>/hm/
>>>/y/
Six, count it, SIX containment boards for the faggots and women and they still leak everywhere they shouldn't be.
There is a noticeable division right now in the demographic for this board, because normies and women seem to have some kind of notion that this place is for them, then have the audacity to bitch about not being treated properly.
If you want a place to post about your insatiable love for cock, there is a million and a half other places for you to go. I don't know why, despite all the push every single day to get them out, they remain here. Stubborn fucking retard normie scum I HATE THEM
welcome to society, we've been replaced
it was our privilege
>>28631819
There's nowhere left to run is there? How incredibly sad.
>>28631880
Wizchan actually have topics related to robot
How often do you think attractive women masturbate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rC1usjklTI
Yeah, you're about right.
ATTENTION FEMBOTS: you do not "fap". This is not a thing you are physically capable of. "Fapping" requires a penis; it refers to the specific sounds elicited by jerking a (that is, your) dick. You do not have a dick. Thus, you do not "fap".
If you're too newfag to know the proper word for female masturbation, just talk about it in grownup language.
I am a fapping female. Deal with it bitch.
>>28631747
>"Fapping" requires a penis
a-and?
What's the 4chan word for female masturbation?
Is is still schlick?
I've become that guy, that workaholic, the ass with little friends because he's a toxic jerk.
Friendships paths that I wpuld trod on comfortably now feels distant and foreign.
I regret not doing better but was I right to push it all away?
>>28631711
Ofc nigga you be chasing that mf guwop. Money ovah everything nigga.
- t. Bricksquad
>>28631711
Only you can answer that anon. Are you happy?
>>28632076
I'm comfy. Finally comfy. I must be a masochist to miss the mental pain I cut ties from.
Just felt a little bit lonely before.
> be refugee
> be 19
> new country
> barely speak the language
> first day of school in 2 days
Anxiety is killing me
>>28631689
fuck off back to your own country
its raping time desu
So then go back where you belong, you brown skin piece of shit.
is it creepy and wrong to go into a shop where you know a cute girl is working with the intention of talking to her/asking her out
No. It is ok to see an attractive person and ask them out.
Mr. Shekelshtein employed her just so you go, chicken out and buy some crap to justify your being there.
>>28631686
but its not in an informal or club environment
>it doesn't have multiple colors
What is that flag from? It's not a bad concept but if it weren't for some of those new pennies that shield would make me think something foreign even though it's got an awesome eagle..
>>28631603
> It has yellow in it without red
>it has a christian cross on it
>it has a jewish star of david on it
>it has an islamic moon on it
>it doesn't have a hyperborean black sun or an atlantean swastika on it
Do you work with qts?
>do you work
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I work with black girls that make fun of me and complain about how "ignorant" the store is for not giving them longer shifts in front of customers
i work with all women
the ones that aren't old and married are fat and bitchy
I'm 19, infatuated with a 15 year old girl, with strict parents, who lives in the next state over.
What're your annoying/fucked/shitty situations?
what does "infatuated" means?
>>28631515
Too young man
Move on
>>28631532
it means "wants to stick penis in"
WHAT THE FCUK DO I DOO
I GOT FUCKING DIARRHEA
I HAD 6 DAYS OFF
AND NOW
TODAY
RIGHT FUCKNING IN THE MIDDLE OF A 24 HOUR SHIFT
IGET A FUCKING DIARRHEA OUT OF NOTHING
I ALREADY SHAT TWICE AND CAN FEEL AT LEAST ONE MORE LOAD INCOMING
MY ASS BURNS I CAN'T MOVE MY ASS WHILE SITTING
THE TOILET PAPER HAD SHIT STRIPES MIXED WITH BLOOD STRPES
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO I CANT NOT WIPE MY ASS AND ITS FUCKING AGONIZING PAIN TO WIPE IT
OH GOD HELP ME
it will pass anon, nothing to get worried about unless you are 45 years old.
>>28631541
I fucking know it'll pass, but I'm autistic ass FUCK about not having ANY amount of shit in my asscrack WHATSOEVER.
And now I gotta deal with this.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WIPE?
guys pls i need help real bad
>cristiano ronaldo is now 31 years old
Holy shit. Wasn't it yesterday that he transferred from Manu to Real?
>>28632320
literally who gives a damn about this normie shit?
>>28632337
It is impossible to stay a robot when you are a superstar.
