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marry, fuck, merciful kill it with your bare hands
>>28628814
I'll never be satisfied with a girl who doesn't have a rack like that.
Thanks anime.
i can't chose, they all deserve death
>>28628814
/b is over there gaytor
Goodnight friends. May we die in our sleep from an undiagnosed condition.
>tfw no helpful wan wan to help me shop
>>28628729
That's not cool senpai, my childhood friend was put on new anxiety medicine that randomly killed him in his sleep.
You don't know how rough it is for whoever tries to wake him up like a normal day and sees he was dead the entire time, hoping that he wasn't suffering and gasping for help that nobody was able to hear.
>>28628960
tripfags gtfo, very unwelcome, very rude, and very unappreciative. now fuck off
I really want to visit a farm and learn about farmacology (is that a word)
What's the best farms for apprenticeship? Dairy, grain, goat farm etc
>>28628688
>farmacology
The word you're looking for is agriculture anon
>>28628688
It's called "farming." Don't try to church it up, Dirt.
Where are you located?
It smells and it's a dying industry where everyone is poor and depressed
ITT we trigger robots
>>28628610
jokes on you, i look okay on the outside and am shit on the inside
>>28628610
I have a great job, I earn 6 figures a year, I'm married to a beautiful woman and I own a house worth over a million pounds.
> Wagecuck!
>>28628610
I'm a fembot. Men will never even come close to my pain
Wouldn't a world with 90% females, and 10% males be better?
Every single male would be a sex hungry alpha adonis capable of satisfying a harem. Women would run the society and also be the workers, men would just get to enjoy themselves and be breeders. Like alpha lions on the savannah sitting in the shade.
The men are happy (9 women each!!!), the women are happy. Crime would be practically nonexistent. Everyone's happier.
Women don't like to compete, that's why we have fat acceptance for women and prison for men
>>28628588
>Women would run the society and also be the workers,
lmao
>>28628588
Chad would get 27 women.
This 19 year old NEET girl asks you out on a date.
How do you respond?
Tell her parasitic ass to get a fucking job. Then offer her to suck my dick for $50.
>>28628560
remind me who this is again? i've seen her before
fuck off wetback
>BRAAAAAAAP
Awoo~
this fart shit is degenerate as fuck, please KILL YOURSELF
>>28628437
Is this part of whiteknight sexuality?
>>28628452
>this fart shit
You mean anime shit?
> 22 khv, total loner so nowhere to meet girls
> come across simple pickup and other PUA videos
> brilliant idea: I'll just cold approach women and get a gf that way!
> devote my summer to this project
> spend hours every day walking around my city trying work up the balls to approach girls
> realize am too socially anxious to even approach a single girl
> even after literally 30 instances of walking around my city, each instance several hours long, I have not approached a single girl
please kill me.
>>28628432
RSD JUlien did the same thing when starting, try his Pimp and Shift and he has a new one coming out
>>28628448
OP here, I am now on powerful medication for social anxiety so it's time for attempt #2 (which begins today).
Cold approaching is tough. I tried that and spilled a ton of spaghetti, was pity-denied. Girls were clearly scared and disgusted.
Acted more arrogant and conceited about it, and was told to fuck off.
It takes a ton of practice. You've got to really, really understand the female mind. But once you've got that down, it's not hard or complicated at all. It's kind of like learning a different language, one that the speakers don't themselves understand, and can't teach you.
When in doubt, be a dick. Women respond positively to that, curse their miserable, soul-rotting existence.
When are you going to realise that nobody gives a shit about you?
You're a young male. You're completely replaceable and in the past you and many others would have just been killed off in a war. Men by definition in every single society have been disposable.
Nobody will ever feel sorry for you, care about your problems or try and help you because of this. You don't deserve it and society owes you nothing.
i'm fine with it, hedonism is the answer
>>28628426
i have already realised.
i am taking a nihilistic approach to life
>>28628426
>society owes you nothing.
Absolutely correct. Keep in mind that also I owe society nothing. Thus:
>>28628442
>>28628458
Who do you think she chose?
>>28628387
She chose me obviously.
>>28628387
The 7ft black guy standing behind her
>>28628387
left obviously, she is already mixed between asian and white so she will naturally be attracted to the white guy, just like her mother was
Im bored and want to stop existing
nice to meet you bored and want to stop existing
I live to make other people happy, but this thread has me stumped, I can't think of something funny to post.
>>28628377
Why don't you go and git gud at some video game? Go play like Street Fighter or Spelunky or something. Aim to be the best in za warudo.
>try to look up advice on how to deal with believing nobody will ever find me attractive
>get a bunch of women talking about their exes in every fucking link
>not one bit of help for absolutely undesirable males
>>28628297
I can help if you want.
Why do you think youre undesirable?
>>28628346
I used to be quite fit and never got attention from girls
I've never had any kind of close relationship with a female
Online dating got me no responses
I'm 5'7"
I've never been complimented on my facial appearance by a non-relative
Friends used to make jokes about my face politely
I can't even keep a text relationship up with a female
Posting my face online has got me no positive comments, people did point out flaws though
No female has ever shown interest in me
I'm a kissless, dateless, handholdless, virgin
I get attached to any female who shows me the slightest bit of interest
I can't leave my house without wanting to throw up
I see myself as ugly and can point out the flaws whether it be in mirror or photo
My therapist basically told me to focus on personality and not expect attractive girls
I'm so confident that I'm not attractive I cut my face and now have stitches.
I don't have a straight diagnosis but it's looking like high functioning autism or OCD mixed with depression and anxiety.
I'm just a terrible person to be around and it got me put in the psych ward
>>28628476
>>28628346
Also, I know I'm ugly. That's a big issue for me but my solution isn't going to be by focusing on trying to make myself less ugly because it's not going to happen.
I just want to stop getting mad when I see attractive people in public
I want to stop hurting myself when I hear a comment about attractive or tall guys
I want to stop obsessing over relationships and move on to focus on something else in life
Jesus God. Count your blessings /r9k/, at least you're not on his level.
What the fuck is Don trying to say?
>>28628394
That no matter your age, you should not judge rather or not to date a girl based on number of partners or the men she slept with.
>>28628394
(awma)
>gay guy came on to me last night
>wanted to suck my dick and let me fuck his boipussy
>I turned it down and told him I'm not gay
>Spend all night regret not fucking that twink's boipussy
>>28628168
Hey, at least you didn't get aids, faggot.
>>28628216
I had rubbers m8
Well at least you still have that Arnold Schwarzenegger fuck doll in your closet, faggot.
Has anyone gone cold turkey on antipsychotics?
Which ones? Never from a very high dose. SSRI's usually have a harsher withdrawal.
>>28628099
Seroquel. I know it's one of the nicer ones but the anxiety burns.
>>28628099
>stop taking escitalopram suddenly
>no withdrawal
Feels good man. I haven't noticed any change between when I was on them and when I'm off them. Fucking meme pills
