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IM REALLY FUCKING SUICIDAL RIGHT NOW
what building is that
looks familiar
>>28622523
also what's wrong?
>>28622489
do a flip faggot
original af
How does THAT make you FEEL?
I'm straight but not gonna lie, I would suck the cum out of this thing.
Epileptic gay ass fuck
Riding a cock feels like heaven
I made out with a man twice my age while we fondled each others balls. It's how I realized I'm not gay. He was perfectly aesthetic.
Fucking OP in the ass and coming all over his face.
I wish boys actually liked yanderes. It's just a meme when most say it. They just want free love, but they cant handle not talking or being friendly with anyone else. It's too controlling and manipulative apparently. The "I love yandere" fanboys are all memes. I only ever freak them out honestly.
are you a dominant yandere who likes cute girly boys?
>>28622454
It's probably because you're fat
>>28622473
I love cute boys. But you probably love people around you, like your family or friends. Family is okay as long as you don't have any overly attractive family, but friends are a no-no.
>>28622500
I'm not obese, but definitely overweight. So maybe.
>tfw tried to get an eating disorder to fix myself but vomiting hurts too much and is to obvious
Who else can't grow up here
>20 years old
>Dad makes me lunch and snacks
>Mom makes me diner
>moved back in with parents
>Hang out mostly with parents
>They always drive when we go on road trips
>Parents provide me with everything
>They always take care of my finances and school costs and stuff
>tfw im 23
>inherited 5 apartments from granddad and is currently making $7k a month renting them out
>still liviing with parents
>they make me food
>i never leave the house
>tfw
>18 years old
>still have stuffed animals
>still eat lunchables on a faily basis
>still play vidya that's aimed towards little kids
>still watch cartoons
>>28622406
that's cute OP, sounds like you have a good relationship with your parents.
What you robots on tonight?
Personally snorted 30mg Adderall and 10mg Oxycodone, pretty great combo. Still speedy, but with a relaxing body.
TOPIC OF DISCUSSION:
What is the most Robot drug?
>>28622397
>have to know people to do drugs
>don't know anyone
Seriously where the fuck did you even get the idea to do drugs? I got offered weed once by my cousin at a family reunion , now I smoke weed. Isn't there some major social aspect to becoming a user?
>>28622434
Curiosity, I personally wish to try all drugs at least once.
Feels pretty great too after a week of work.
If you do drugs you aren't a robot. Off to a new thread
>economy is bad
>older workers are taking low paying and entry level work
>new graduates are getting bumped off by people with way more experience
>employers are starting to demand 3-5 years experience and well developed professional skills for entry level jobs
This is how it ends
Found the liberal arts major. This 3-5 years of experience meme is nowhere to be found in jobs that are actually in demand.
>engineer
>software developer
>nurse
>accountant
>financial analyst
In all of those careers they literally will not hire anyone but new graduates for entry level jobs.
>>28622270
They've cucked us good. Even with """in demand""" trades positions, it's pretty hard to even find an employer to take you on for an apprenticeship. If you're lucky enough to get in, then you have all sorts of certificates & training that need to be repeated every 1-3 years. Every employer seems to have their own set of special certifications required. Few transfer between regions.
>>28622389
I heard that is just a shit test to discourage unqualified people from applying.
At the end of the day, they just want a normie that can talk his way through the interview without sperging out.
You can go back and change one day in your life.
You have full control and can change any aspect of the events.
Just one day though.
How is your life different now?
bring that shotgun and those molotov cocktails to school...
>>28622109
I'm honestly not sure what I would do. I wouldn't be a felon if I changed one specific day of my
past. This would have saved me from about 5 years of hardship. However lately I feel as if I am more successful for having gone through that hardship.
The net result might be even worse.
Maybe I would just pick the cheesy win powerball route.
>steal $20 out of friends moms purse when I was 12
>get banned from boy scouts and lose the few friends I had made through it
>start highschool with no friends
>never make anymore
>drop out junior year because no social skills
>rest of them are still friends 3 years out of highschool
I honestly think if I could go back and not take that money my life would be completely different. I can't imagine how having friends in highschool would have changed me.
should i even come out the closet and tell my family i want to be a tranny? or should i keep it a secret for life
>>28622058
Take female hormones and androgen blockers from the internet but don't tell your parents and see how long it takes before they notice you look like a girl.
You should probably let them know, they probably already suspect you have some sort of mental illness. Confirming what kind of mental problem it is might be a good thing for your relationship with them.
idk i been repressing it and i'm 90% sure i'll suicide before 30
some of you guys are alright
don't go to school today if you live in west philadelphia
k
in an original way
Reported to mods and FBI.
Enjoy prison :^)
Honestly I hope you are serious. I hope you aren't some pony fapping trap wanking cock fantasizing faggot who is getting our hopes up that you will give the normal fags what's coming to them. Bullets in their fucking skulls so their innocent families can forever feel pain and spiral downwards into drug addiction and divorce and suicide. The betas will cry out in joy and maybe someday the uprising will truly happen.
I hate being circumcised.
It's the reason I despise my mother and all women.
>>28621824
Why does it make you despise all women?
A lot of women are fighting against circumcision.
I don't mind it. It's not like I know what it's like to have it on anyway.
So...
Who /online gf/ here?
>literally cucked by planet Earth out of having sex with the only person who will ever like me
>>28621742
Have you even seen her on video you cuck?
>>28622093
yea you cuck, we send snapchats all the time
iktfb. planning to visit her when I save up/get some leave off work though.
Be honest, how many of you fell for the jew media's lies? How many of you actually thought being chivalrous is what women really want?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YFBI6W2448
>>28621737
We're a generation where Disney taught us more "life" lessons than our parents did. Of course we all fell into the lies.
>>28621762
have a (you). how does one expell these thoughts from the mind?
>>28621737
>if you want to appear good to women, you should be a "gentleman" and treat them nicely
>reserve everything for them and help them with everything without expecting anything in return, while looking like a beta clown
>good goyim, just buy our new razor and shave with it, we guarantee you'll look like that kind "gentleman" and the ladies will be all over you
>good goyim give us your shekels for a product with a function that literally any other cheaper blade can do just as well
>first day of uni
>get invited drinking with some kids on my floor
>huge group all drinking
>having a blast never been this social
>kid asks me to make a toast
>fuck fuck fuck
>panic have no idea what to say
>have sudden strike of inspiration
>TO ALL THE ORPHANS IN THE WORLD
>silence for the longest 20 seconds of my life
>"that was pretty weird man"
>get embarrassed
>walk home lock door
>last party I ever went to
>just stay in and study every night talking to noone
Who isn't cut out for socialization here?
>>28621725
Jesus Christ my fucking sides
Couldn't you have just made a toast to having a great time in the future years at uni? Holy aspergers
fuck... why did he have to put you on the spot like that. Normies live in the moment, you should've just said to alcohol or getting fucked up.
Saying anything that isn't covered in glitter to a normie they see it as strange.
What are you looking forward to next month?
nothingogc
>>28621664
Suicide
or quit uni
>>28621664
Summer and warmer weather, even in may its fucking cold here in bongland.
oc
its my oneitis
>>28621642
i can tell why she doesn't want to fucking be with you anymore, shitdick. why would you post that here
>>28621642
>i really want to be with someone who doesnt want me :^(
why? i will never understand thirsty fucks like you op
>>28621642
I get it man. Remember all those good times she showed affection and cared about your perspective and it actually seemed like you were loved?
It was all a lie. Fucking whores.
