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>Male
>Thick thighs
>Big ass
It's literally the worst thing in the world. It's So uncomfortable to move around and I would trade anything in this life to get rid of it.
Dont women find that attractive?
>>28620961
Does it matter? Wether they drool over it or if it's just a meme, it's so uncomfortable and I want it to go away
>>28620936
iktf; I started running in order to thin out my thighs but they haven't changed much yet.
>tfw you have forever missed out on prime pussy
What is even the point of living?
>>28620917
>brown eyes
h
You can screw 18 year olds at any age, what's the problem?
>>28622002
/thread
oriental comment
>start lifting
>squat 365 fucking pounds
>can't wear jeans anymore
when will the lifting meme end
can't even get an empathy post. fuck all of you
>>28621223
i dont even understand it because i dont lift but im guessing your quads are too big for jeans?
>>28621223
Dont even look like you lift, faggot.
Red leader standing by
All wings report in
>>28620902
Um yeah.....s-sure
>>28620902
Brap-chan reporting in with an incoming STINKER missle!
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
>>28620902
Buffalo Wild Wing standing by
What is the difference between work and schooling?
What makes work so much worse than school?
Is it the hours?
The people?
The pay?
The routine?
I've never worked a day in my life because born into a rich family so all I have to do is sit in ""my"" apartment and not bother people.
Work doesn't seem that hard I think some of you just need to toughen up. If you did school, you can work since its basically school with less superficial shit
>>28620872
>What makes work so much worse than school?
Work isn't worse than school. I would gladly take even a shit job at mcdonalds over being in school again.
>>28620872
When you first start out with your job it's not all that bad. But as time goes on stupid small things that others start to bug you. Eventually that builds up into hatred and loathing. Knowing you have to deal with that shit every day with no end in sight quickly becomes a nightmare.
My Work Experience
>$40,000/yr. | Working in Law | Occasional recognition | Colleagues who recognize I'm talented | LinkedIn
My College Experience
>3.7 GPA | VP of Student Government | University-wide (not just single college) recognition | Speeches | FB
Overall, both prove(d) well enough. I did have an ex, briefly, in college. Thanks to her I came out able to say I had sex. But beyond that just heartbreak. Adulthood kinda lonely. Watching family suffer (mom just lost her job) and recognizing I can only do so much to support. More freedom with work than college, so there's that. But college opportunities felt near endless.
Who /gotfat/ here?
>Used to be 150lbs
>Met girls online who liked to feed me
>Gained up to 180lbs over summer and fall
>Belly went from 34 inches to 42 inches
That's weird :/
I love bellies on girls but guys are just fat slobs with 'em
Ugh Nubcakes
>>28620868
p-pics please
this is my oregano fetish
So, would you cuddle her?
Yes.
I don't like the whole "getting fatter" fetish, but chubby women are cute as fuck and I love squishy stomachs.
>>28620865
She's at a good weight but She will blow up into a 300 lbs whale...unfortunately
No, she's too fat. I'd legitimately rather be alone forever than be with a fat girl.
do you enjoy living
>>28620797
My parents took away my PC so no, the only thing that gave me the will to wake up in the morning is gone.
>>28620822
Oh shit, same here. Literally no reason to get up other than to pee. And sleeping too long gives me headaches.
I enjoy being edgyunironically, if I'm dead I can't do that.
>tfw you always thought you'd end up a cool sitcom-ish loser with a not so bad job, a degree and a family, not a total failure at life
>>28620795
>tfw you turned out worse than George
>>28620795
i always thought i'd rule from versailles and now i'm doing alright.
you aim too low.
>>28620795
All I wanted was a steady job and a place. Maaaaybe a gf....Was that too much to ask
On April 27th my very best friend died. These past few weeks have been very hard to the point of contemplating suicide. I love Max so much and I just want to be with him again. Even when I'm sleeping I am still reminded of him. The pain of loss is always on my mind. Then I started exercising. I run. Miles upon miles, until my shin splints get so bad I can barely walk. Then when I'm recovering my legs I lift for hours on end until I can't lift my arms above my head. The burning in my lungs and pain in my body is the only way I can distract myself from the pain of my loss. But after about 15 days of doing this my body is very weak. Everything hurts so badly and I've dropped from 195 to 180. What do you guys recommend me to do?
>asking /r9k/ for serious advice on depression and loss
Get the fuck out of this board and never return. For your own sake.
>>28620752
First post best post
Ultra original sempai
>>28620752
Trust me this wouldn't be my first place to go to but I have no one to turn to.
Life is such a surreal experience for me, and i've yet to meet anybody who could relate
>Listening to the same old album
>Looking at the same old people
>Even the most mundane tasks and experiences seem to illicit some kind of profound emotion in me
It's honestly torturous
>>28620700
I think you might be autistic my man
brain chemistry sure is sum shit huh
>>28620700
I'm like this too. It's absurd being in this bubble sometimes.
Soon twenty inch dicks for everybody! We're all going to make it!
>it's not your penis
>even if your fucking a girl
>you're not really fucking her
science has finally gone too far
>>28620647
Could you even feel anything?
>>28620673
Wait, so does it make you a cuck?
Lads, my life is entering a critical juncture and I need some serious advice.
Basically I have to choose between a job at Publix or on the water for a towboat company to occupy me for the next few years. The highlights of these careers are as follows:
Publix:
>close to home (Georgia)
>25-35 hours a week
>probably pays minimum wage
>some benefits
>stocking job, super pleb
>most likely can be integrated with the other shit jobs I'm currently doing
Towboat:
>based in Chicago
>three weeks on, three weeks off
>$122 dollars a day
>hard blue collar work
>only way to get there is flight or driving 12 hours
>full benefits
Seems to me like in comes down to either working Publix and enjoying my NEET hobbies at home or go on a boat and have a life-changing experience at the expense of comfort. Both also seem to yield the same benefits, pay and chances for advancement however.
Wat do?
>>28620582
>life-changing experience
or
>muh safety zone
hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>28620582
Do the fucking tow boat job annon. Take advice for once.
How is this even a choice? Take the boat job anon. It's a no brainier really.
So tell me /r9k/... Are you in control of your cock, or is your cock in control of you?
>>28620573
I am a slave to the biological imperatives which are indifferent to my happiness or sadness. It is only in the distinct moments of clarity following orgasm that I can truly feel the intense existentialism of it all. The devil's laughter rings in my ears and yet I return for more.
What a wild, cruel beast nature is.
>>28620640
Perhaps this is a battle that all men are destined to lose. Perhaps it's for the best that we can never win.
>>28620573
tfw you will never suck off a robot with foreskin
>"What happened anon? I feel like i never see you anymore, we used to be such good friends."
You know who it is
Post response
Wait a few days and say "Hey".
>>28620515
just ignore
i dont know how normies hold conversations that shti amazes me
all i can do is get out the basic hi how are you and then my mind goes completely blank
>>28620515
Pills and dope became more important than myself to me. I let our relationship deteriorate because I was so high all the time. The lies about money was because I was spending $400 a day on Opana and I'm sorry. I shouldn't have just disappeared and never talked to you again like I did. I should have answered if you called me 107 times like you did. I just didn't have the heart to go on and I didn't want to hear your voice. It would have been too hard. What I had to do was just disappear entirely. Maybe you can stand to talk to me after knowing all this. Maybe not. I won't abandon you again as a friend and I hope we can be friends forever because we've shared so much of ourselves. I miss you Nicole.
