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>implying you wouldn't lick those soles
>>28614512
Spot-on implication, feet are fucking gross.
Didn't even look at the feet until you mentioned them
>>28614512
Wow, nice fucking carpet you dirty slag
Seriously either bleach that shit white or fuck off
>just built myself a 1300 dollar gaming PC
>realize i dont even play video games
>1300 dollar 4chan machine
PC stats?
>>28614526
i3
GTX 980
4GB RAM
500 GM HDD
>>28614526
It doesnt even matter what i say. You will shit all over it unless its exactly the same build you have.
ITT: Red flags for boys
I'll start
>He isn't Chad
Chad Longdick reporting.
It's true
>he double-knots his shoelaces
>He wears/has worn converse shoes in his lifetime
Serious question, does anyone know what these small bumps near the head of my penis are? /b/ and /adv/ were both unable to help me. Thanks.
Bump please x9999
Someone please help me out.
bump bump
Have a free bump for help, I guess. I don't know, but somebody here probably does.
If r9k was a milkshake what would it have?
The one that doesn't bring all the boys to the yard
It would be vanilla AND chocolate if you catch my drift ;P
>>28614363
Clinically diagnosed depression, probably.
>mom isn't home
>take her gun
>dryfire it at her cat
>FUCK
>it goes off
>didn't hit cat
>it was loud as hell and i think the neighbors may have called the cops.
what's wrong with me /r9k/? i don't know why i did that, i can't find a bullet hole.
Should have shot it in your mouth.
>>28614280
>fired
>can't find bullet hole
Lmao when the police start fucking with it and the stovepipe makes the next round explode and you go to jail for manslaughter
>>28614280
Use the last bullet on yourself dumbass.
does making your dick bigger by stretching it actually work?
>>28614273
No anon, it doesnt.
>>28614273
Please don't do that or jelq. It will permanently damage your benis. You could possibly lose all sensation
>>28614273
>people still fall for the jelqmemer months after he left
Advice thread, please stop posting these edition.
Hey /r9k/, resident normie here. If you have something you want to ask, anything to get off your chest, or just want to vent for a bit, come post here. I will try to answer every question you guys have(:
>inb4 normie reeeee get off my board.
how do I meet girls?
In my daily life I never see girls
>>28614270
I personally use Tinder. If you know how to pick up girls at bars, you could try that, but I'm really bad at it so I don't bother and stick to where I'm good.
how do i kill myself quickly?
>she says 'I'm bi.'
>>28614221
I've gotten quite close to a girl before and dropped her just because of that, such a turn off
>>28614221
>>28614257
t. Homosexual nu-males who don't want threesomes
>>28614283
t. degenerate cuck.
>he's a high test fag
anyone who likes whales like this need to off themselves
>>28614202
yes, keep posting them so we can keep saying how much we hate them with our hands far from our cocks.
>>28614202
I like slim athletic girls, but I also like a big ass and big tits. So I go for plastic blonde bimbos. It's okay.
>>28614236
sure faggot
origcommento
It's basically taking no fap to the next level
I'm thinking of placing the keys to my chastity device in my sisters room
That was I can't retrieve it while she's at home and I can pretend like she's my keyholder
>>28614183
>10 days in the no fap challenge
>breaks sister's room door
>GIVE ME MY FUCKING KEY
how old is she?
original question
I wear one of these. It's actually comfy and you feel naked without it after a point. It's like my watch or pen, I can't imagine not having it on me.
only +25 accepted
Around 16
I have exactly gauged by potential and my chances by then.
Going to the psychiatrist, and I just play along the lines.
In my early 20s I guess.
28 now and I just become more cynical and bitter as time passes.
I'm becoming Squidward.
>>28614159
That's bullshit.
The real "enlightment" moment is when you realize that it literelly NEVER ends. At least from your point of view.
There's always hope, there's always a chance, even if you're 85. You will continue to detiriorate while being delusional until your either die from health problems or start doing something.
Who /mischief/ here?
>tfw got my young friend drunk and laughed at the dumb shit he said and did
>>28614116
You little devil !
>>28614116
You're a bro
Smh desu senpai
>call wageslave friends at 3am with my caller ID hidden
>mfw they tell me about they have been getting constant calls from private numbers in the early hours of the morning
>mfw they tell me their sleeps suffering
>mfw they can't keep up with their workload due to fatigue
Such a beautiful day outside today.
Why don't you go outside anon?
>>28614021
He has the world's worst hairline
Fuck egg head.
someone put him out of his misery already. eggman alone is evidence enough for euthanasia.
![Screenshot_2016-05-16-22-25-08[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0rI7kQ3.jpg "Screenshot 2016-05-16-22-25-08[1]")
>talk to gf over snapchat
>end up saving every single pic
What's the fucking point of this.
>>28614005
One day she'll be gone and that'll be all you have left
>>28614513
That's true. I meant why don't we just talk over Facebook or something, where stuff is automatically saved.
Is that your girlfriend? I'll be honest with you and say that she looks like a nervous trainwreck.
