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CMV: a handjob/blowjob and ESPECIALLY anal counts as sex, so if a girl has done any of those things, it means she is not a virgin and it counts toward her partner count.
>>28612318
who is pic related?
would snort cocaine from her anus
>>28612447
i don't know either, she gets posted on /mu/ sometimes
>>28612487
>reverse image search: no result
I'm never going to find out am I?
>No one likes you, anon.
>>28612172
Ahh I like these threads
>"Why can't you just be normal"
>You're learning Finnish? Could you be anymore weird?
>>28612256
Wow, seriously? As if learning languages is ever a bad thing.
Please recommend me a book or a video or a series of videos which will teach me how to interact with women.
I've told nobody this secret before but i will tell you. if you go to youtube and click the x thats at the top right screen on your browser and press your pcs power button you will be removed from the pc now this is the important part. go outside of your house and go to a local store or wherever else you can buy condoms. buy some. go find women at the bar and ask them on a date tl:dr GET A FUCKING LIFE
That's not how it works
Pick up artist is all shit, just to get peoples money.
There is no magic trick to it, just talk to people a lot, it'll be really awkward at first but the more you do it the better you get. You can try talking online but it's really not the same.
People also say you have to get /fit/ before doing it, and it's kind of true. Being /fit/ can boost your confidence (having confidence in yourself is also a huge part of it) but it's not necessarily going to make it easier.
Trust me, I thought I could just watch a few videos or whatever and become a normie, it doesn't work like that. I'm still >tfw no gf but I can actually talk to people and sort of pretend to be a normie
>>28612040
not all women are the same some will be doing drugs out the ass and others will be watching yaoi anime
Who else here is /disabled/ and why is it the best?
>Legally Blind but can still see
>Walk around with a walking cane
>Grope women on the buss
>>28612007
Sounds fun desubakasenpai.
>>28612007
>Blind
>Can see
Explain.
>>28612007
I need a cane to walk, because straining my knee is extremely painful.
The greatest artists of all time - Leonardo da Vinci, Picasso, Vincent Van Gogh among many others utilised CONTRAST in their works of art to evoke strong emotions in us. They learnt this from mother nature.
Is it only natural to appreciate the beauty of Black man White woman relationships. Contrast as nature intended.
Interracialism. Is. ART!
Looks to be in the UK, I've never seen anything quite like this and I'm from london for fuck sakes. This is obviously staged.
>>28611932
u are totally right anon
we should all watch BLACKED
Actually race is a culturally constructed illusion. We group people based only a small subsection of traits we see because they're very obvious. Funny enough a white and black man may share more underlying genetic heritage than two black dudes. It's just cause of one very obvious trait we assume two people are the same. How we behave due to "race" is just made up
I wish my gf would shut the fuck up for 24 - 48 hours. Anyone else know this feel?
>>28611841
>having a gf
please leave the premises of this board immediately
>>28611841
Ree. Normie. Go.
Happy? I even added a nice (You) for you. I can't believe people still fall for this shit.
>>28611841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XjejPJvQP4
this song will tell you what to do
also leave this board you subhuman piece of shit to be honest
How are you holding up lads? I feel like shit because of all the garbage i ate lately
>>28611664
Horrible. Also I think I have some sort of serious health issue but I'm too stupid, procrastinating, poor and beta to go to the doc and get a proper diagnosis.
I hate my self right now.
>>28611664
I'm currently lying around in my underwear waiting for clothes to dry, while imagining arguments in which I try to convey my disdain for life and how I don't recognize god's authority assuming he exists.
I ate and gained three pounds after losing eleven in a five day fast.
I have 24 more days to lose 26 more pounds and now I'm just one more step behind.
Who /self harm/ here? Post pics, methods, stories
>age started
13
>method
>cutting with safety razor
>>28611613
That doesn't seem like a very safe razor
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Self Harming Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Stop Cutting yourself Like Nigga Put Down The Razor Haha
>>28611613
y tho, OP ?
>how the fuck is this not original ?
>>28611494
>>28611471
>>28611469
Continuing here
>>28611547
And old truck and some green trees and sunlight. Perfect.
Just pleasant feels.
>>28611659
nice
Some Dubai rich nigga feels ff7
How old is too old to jump into the dating pool for the first time? What's the cutoff age?
>>28611508
if you are asking it, than that is it.
>>28611508
>What's the cutoff age?
18. If you haven't had at least 1 date by the age of 18 you might as well not try
>>28611559
>haven't had at least
Yeah, at that point just aim for becoming a all powerful wizard.
Alright wagelords, lets have some fun:
>ITT post things you think the average NEET has been up to in the past week
The more obscure the better.
>>28611484
Masturbation, obviously
>searching through parents bedroom for money
>playing video games more than 20 years old
>writing down thoughts in a notebook in the hope that someone will read it after you die and see what kind of human you were
>waking up and refreshing the catalog of various 4chan boards until going to bed
>eating frozen meals
>wake up
>browse 4chan
>eat
>browse 4chan
>fap
>browse some more 4chan
>eat some mcdonalds his mom brought him
>sleep
Why is rape illegal, is sex really that traumatizing?
>>28611392
You want it to be legal so you can get your dick wet without having to impress a grill?
I feel bad for you son.
>>28612453
Why should you have to impress a woman just for pussy? They should give it willingly.
It's literally their only use besides breeding, they don't build/invent/influence shit etc.
The least they can do is spread their legs for a hard working anon so they can get back to continue living life on ez mode.
>>28612453
Why would he not want that? I'm assuming he isn't great looking Chad, so he has to try very hard to impress a girl. That's not fair. It's only rational to try to find any shortcut you can.
>I-I'm so in love with you, anon~!
What do?
Bang. Then good bye.
Convert to Islam, the one true faith. Allahu ackbar.
Convert to Islam for her.
I want to help you, Anon. Yes, you.
What's on your mind? What's making you feel like life isn't worth living? Let's just chat and see if we can't make you feel a little better.
Want some advice on how to talk to girls or be more social? I'll give what little I can.
Just want someone to talk to or rant about your problems? I'm here for you as long as this thread is up.
>>28611308
I don't feel human. I can never seem to get along with people; I try, but I always end up annoying or disgusting others over time. It's like I'm not human but just an impostor that happens to look like one.
I don't even look that ugly and I keep myself clean. It's just that there's something subtle about me that turns people away.
All my peers are graduating except me because I legitimately went crazy for two years during college. Day drinking the pain away.
>>28611308
I want to kill myself and have wanted this for a very long time. Everything i do to make me feel better fails horribly. My teeth are fucked beyond repair and getting worse and now i am fat. I cant function amoung normal people anymore i hate this life
HEY ROBOT FAGGOTS, WOULD YOUR WHOLE PERCEPTION OF THE WORLD CHANGE IF YOU OWNED AN EXPENSIVE SPORTSCAR?
TRICK QUESTION FAGGOTS: IT WOULD
>Being in your 20's
>Not owning one of both of these things
Top riffa-roo
I rented a Jaguar F-Type and women were checking me out a lot. This was the day when I realized women were really attracted to money and status symbols.
>>28611290
>>28611247
some women are whores and just like to take money from us.
I just want a girlfriend to cuddle up with that likes anime, youtube, and vidya
>>28611290
>attracted to money and status symbols.
They are not attracted to you, they just see a meal ticket
