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Anyone know where i can stream all 6 star wars movies for free?
Like, I know how to pirate shit, and I know about putlocker and all that, but I'm wondering if anybody knows a one-stop website that just has links present, instead of a guess and check?
>>25277036
Yeah dumbass. It's called putlocker, sockshare, vodlocker, or nowvideo
>>25277036
Solarmovie maybe?
>>25277036
ha, good luck finding one that has the alien subtitles in.
I cannot quell my horny level any longer.
What do you think Rose's armpits/pussy smell like?
I like to imagine that, because it's winter, she doesn't shave her pits and they get a bit stubbly, maybe even hairy. I love the thought that, at the end of a long day, she throws on a shirt, lies down in bed, and takes a few good long sniffs of her ripe pits.
More so I love to imagine her having a completely unshaven pussy. I love the thought of her getting all sweaty and pulling off her panties after a stressful day, over her damp matted fur, the smell mixing with her natural pussy musk. I would die happy huffing her hairy, stinky pussy.
I want to lick, taste, smell, huff those pits. Does anyone have pictures of her armpits? Pictures that are at least a bit revealing of them?
I want to take in her body odor and taste the thick natural musk.
>I cannot quell my horny level
Made me kek, have a bump faggot
>>25276468
i've never been much into the whole "sniffing" fetish. I suppose you are a more base creature than I haha like a dog lol. good thread tho
>>25276624
I just want to take all of her awful stenches in, I would die a happy man if my last breathe was filled with her raw pitstink. I'm not even kidding, the thought gets me hard as rock.
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1gAKAqCkEs
>random stacies from your high school who you used to help with their homework are going off graduating from college, traveling ALL around the world and getting "real jobs"
>you never went to college
>you never got that apprenticeship you thought you could get with no experience( "jus b hardworking broXDDDDD")
>you are still working that minimum wage job designed for 15 year olds
>literally everybody you meet is laughing at you for being such a failure
>No best friends to emulate yuru yuri with
>Live in the middle of nowhere, Texas
>Power might shut off at any time because storm
>Internet is shit on the best of days
>>25276111
At least you didnt go to college, graduate with honors (3.7), and still end up with a min wage job designer meant for teenagers.
Feels bad man. Those 4 years were a total waste. I didnt even lose my virginity.
>>25276363
youve got a chance though
So many jobs just want a degree, even jobs paying out 20k a year expect you to have a 4 year degree. Even the fucking peace core requires a 4 year degree to shovel horse shit in third world nations
Why my ex get to abort my kid and I can't abort her like girls get away with murder literally!!!!!
>>25275845
nothing you can do
it's a fucked up society, anon
Wow this is hilarious, I want to do this to a man so bad now. I'm just going to pretend to be pregnant then tell him I aborted it.
>>25275903
either 10/10 bait or a really fucked up woman
or potentially woman with dark sense of humor with 10/10 bait
either way, that's a disturbing sentiment anon.
do it.
What are some of the stupidest interview questions you have gotten asked /r9k/ ?
Me?
Can you please give us 3 weaknesses that you have?
Why do you want this job?
Can you please sing us a song that you think describes you well.
What makes you more qualified than the other applicants?
My answer: I'd have to know the other applicants before I can answer that.
I know there's a garbage fake answer I was supposed to give about how I know for a fact that I'm better than everyone else in the world. I'll never be normie enough to understand how to lie like a wagecuck to get a job.
>list three fuckups that you solved with no repercussions
>You're a small/large company with a devoted/self-responsible team and I would fit right into that
>Working on the highway, blastin' through the bedrock, all day long I don't stop
>>25275704
>Not using question 3 to karaoke Judas Priest
There I was completely wasting, out of work and down
all inside it's so frustrating as I drift from town to town
feel as though nobody cares if I live or die
so I might as well begin to put some action in my life
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
So much for the golden future, I can't even start
I've had every promise broken, there's anger in my heart
you don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue
if you did you'd find yourselves doing the same thing too
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
You don't know what it's like!
>visiting grandparents house with family for christmas
>grandparents are devout catholic while parents/sisters are hardcore progressives
>parents trying to convince grandparents that being transgender isn't a mental illness
>they aren't arguing it's just like a friendly debate on the topic
>grandparents ask me my opinion and I tell them I think they are mentally ill
>parents don't like my opinion and try to put me down
>get annoyed and tell them trannys use their gender as an escape mechanism for their failures
>parents start citing some bullshit studies they read on some leftist news site
>respond by bringing up suicide rates and all the usual
>dad gets fed up and tells me to be quiet
>refuse saying he never respects my beliefs and should admit he's wrong
>he tells me again to shut up and leave
>refuse and demand an apology
>"Anon you're a fucking hypocrite now leave"
>"What? How am I a hypocrite?"
>"For fucks sake we've seen all the transexual porn you watch"
>"Your mother found it while using your hard drive for work"
>grand parents have a look of disgust on their face
>leave with tears literally gathering in my eyes
Maybe I'm over reacting, but I don't think I'll ever speak to my parents again. That was just out of the question wrong, fuck. Anyone else have fights over christmas dinner?
Top kek
You deserved it desu senpai baka
Could have been worse. Mom and Gramgram could have immediately pulled out throbbing dog cocks and cross-pollinated the patriarchy right there amidst the turnips.
Cheer up, OP. Forgive your parents for knowing your predilections. They did some weird shit too, but you weren't there when it happened.
Your story has made my Christmas
anyone else think girls wearing collared dresses/shirts makes them look 500x more attractive?
cleavage makes me want to vomit.
>>25274582
Yes, those dresses are really cute.
Big tits are gross, getting nauseous over that is only natural.
>>25274582
Do you happen to be a low test yellow fever beta faggot?
>>25274582
>ITT: dicklets that cant deal with women who look 14 or older
>Tfw Elliot will never make more material
I've just finished reading My Twisted World for the second time. I just wish there was a sequel. I've watched all the vids too, and just dream that there will be more, but I know that's impossible.
Anyone else not just sad that Elliot is gone, but he will never generate new OC?
To be blatantly honest, Elliot was a spoiled, whiny little bitch. So no.
>>25274527
> implying
the shooting spree was the sequel
the suicide was the plot twist
the isla vista movie that made the normies rage is the epilogue
>>25274527
post the youtube vids senpai
She's a cutie patootie, of this there can be very little doubt.
Who /Rey/ here?
>>25274440
mary sue detected
a qt one regardless
>>25274440
>suddenly becomes experienced enough to beat kylo after closing her eyes for a few seconds
What was the explanation for this again? Magic force powers? Shitty script-writing?
>>25274557
the explanation is that it's 2 0 1 6
COME ON
Texas fag here
Anyone hearing the tornado warnings?
>>25273296
Yeah, I'm in Dallas. Probably going to die tonight desu.
proof that god hates texas
>>25273321
I'm in dallas too senpai north by Denton, time to die
>money
>hot girls
>excitement
>freedom
Give me one reason not to be a NEET
>>25271681
Mr Shekelstein wouldn't get any $$$
>>25271681
>You have no money
>Girls dont like broke men
>the excitement of sitting in your room making a big mess
lol
>>25271681
>implying that russian currency is even worth one dollar
kek
lets get a SC thread going, post your links
https://soundcloud.com/lobo_da_g/honey-i-shrunk-the-kidfaqqi-dissprod-by-empty-beats
Yo op this shit is dope
This song reminds me of old eminem
I REALLY fucjing like this
I'm part of the Satanic illuminati Agenda to take over the world via a New World Order?
Edit
Where I brainscan everyone's minds by brainwashing them through showing magical occult symbols in the TV and radio that penetrate to the depths of the human minds and activate glands even scientists haven't discovered yet.
yeah, magical occult symbols in the teevee
because everyone watches TV these days
and radio? hahhahahahaha, jesus christ
>get a new phone
>it doesn't know your dictionary, like tfw, mfw, senpai, a1, cuck, etc.
>look like fool when autocorrect changes tfw to the
Who else knows this feel?
>>25279722
Your phone is trying to teach you proper English and you're bastardizing the poor thing's dictionary.
I don't text people who speak in memes.
>>25279722
I'm too poor to afford a phone or pay the bill. Plus I don't have any friends, so there's not much of a point anyway.
What does /r9k/ think of this unscrupulous scientific article?
Women aren't going to stop dating attractive men because of this article. They're just going to use it and the "scientific study" associated with it to annoy their Chad boyfriends with, while secretly never wanting him to turn into a soft, pudgy sissy because all women only want alpha males.
>>25279689
i think this covers it all
>>25279689
>worst
By what metric?
If it's by what the usual woman actually does want, the attributes in the image are all positives.
