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>When your beta orbiter starts flirting with you
>>25278722
You turn into Drake?
>>25278722
>When u mom com home and make hte spagheti
>wen u suk but she still nuttin
Am I the only one who doesn't blame their problems and shortcomings on other people? I see a lot of robots complaining about their upbringing for their current situation, and I think projecting guilt onto others is leading many to still have some sort of faith in themselves.
I really think all my problems can be fixed by me, but I can't manage to do so. No matter how many times I drag myself out of bed in the morning and force myself to put my efforts into something like cooking, drawing, working out, or playing the guitar, I still feel like I'm just a loser trying to better himself but I just can't.
Putting all my problems onto myself also leads me to think anytime someone, whether it be friend, family, or a potential partner, does something to hurt me, that its completely my fault, and if that I were a different person it wouldn't have happened. its easy to just say "they're a fucking normie" and they're inherently bad and wrong, while I'm right. I simply don't believe that is true.
I'm sorry if seems like a blog post. I'm just trying to articulate my viewpoint to see if any other robots feel the same way.
http://paulcooijmans.com/psychology/mistaking_inquiry_for_request.html
makes you confuse stating a cause for blaming a cause, statement of a fact for expression of resentment, information for complaint.
You are a normalshit.
/thread
>>25278744
just because something caused you to struggle in area of life does not mean you should just blame it on that cause and make no attempt to overcome said struggle
also
>/threading your own post
Ok. Planning to kill myself. Any suggestion?
>>25278509
Sit down when you do it.
go buy a gun and clean out a gang den
>>25278509
I have one
Dont
Why do you want to kill yourself
What's your favourite /r9k/ meme? I like when we all pretend to be ugly socially retarded kissless virgin good for nothing dwellers it's fucking hilarious.
Yeah
Pretending.
(1/2)
How can I save my sister?
I hate women as much as the rest of you. I recently ascended to Chad status my Senior year of high school. I'm in college now and it looks like I am going to be absolutely set for the rest of my life. Will have a God-Tier degree (leading to a career with a salary over 100k at the bare minimum), incredible grades, and my choice of women. I get invited to parties every weekend, I have an income and i'm learning about investing, and I have many great friends who think I'm terrific and who I think are terrific as well. I love my parents more than anything on this planet and I am very grateful for everything they have given to me and done for me. They are the best, most humble, and full of character people in the world.
Now, I have a 2 sisters, both younger than me. The older of the 2 has basically just fucked her shit up by literally failing multiple classes in high school and taking the lowest level courses possible. She literally does not give a single fuck about school and she thinks she's going to become rich and famous by becoming a famous singer or something, which obviously is not necessarily the best plan at all. She's in her junior year of high school and all she does is bitch and yell at my parents, eat unhealthy food and squeeze out every dollar my parents are willing to give to her to spend on fast food, weed, and alcohol. There is about a zero percent chance of her getting into any even mediocre university/college. I can only pray that after working at her mcJob following her high-school graduation she decides to buckle down and get some sort of degree from a community college or something. My family is blessed with physically attractive and /fit/ genes, however, so chances are when she fucks her life up enough working at her mcJob and riding every low-life dick she can she will find some beta engineer/doctor provider simply from her physical looks, provided she doesn't get pregnant by some scum-bag... (cont.)
(2/2)
because their combined IQ's wouldn't be enough to solve the equation 2x = 2 for x. She's a major feminist and has strong liberal political views, which I agree with, but she's so dumb I don't understand how she can claim to know anything at all about politics. As such, she identifies as a hyper-feminist. What the fuck should I do? Is there anything I can do to stop her from COMPLETELY and UTTERLY fucking her shit up?
Pic in the OP related, went through her twitter (Which she blocked me on, but it's a fucking public Twitter so all I have to do is log out and I can see it). They are some things she tweeted/retweeted
bump, is it possible to save a woman?
implying this isnt a humble brag. disown her
>been try for the last hour to post sum bait.
>No one falls for it
mfw
>robots tell me black women love beta white men
>go on African American chat room
>everybody I PM'd told me to fuck off and called me an ugly warthog
>>25278487
>using chat room
is this 1996?
>>25278520
>people don't use social media anymore
Yes people still use chat rooms, forums, and social media. You are on a forum.
What percent of women do you think are actually attracted to their partners, and not just with them because they're not pretty enough to get with Chad?
I would guess somewhere between 5-10%.
Close to 100%. That's what attracted means. Just because there's someone they're attracted to MORE doesn't mean they're not attracted at all to anyone else. And pretty much everyone has an ideal partner that doesn't even exist, even Chad isn't perfect.
To fight back the Stacies.
Show them that you are repulsed by them.
Show them that they are DISGUSTING.
When you see a Stacy with her tank top and gym shorts on the bus sitting opposite you, roll your eyes and sigh in disgust.
When you see a Stacy making out with her Chad, shake your head and mutter a yuck.
When you see a Stacy walking past you, look away in disgust and hurry your pacing.
ITS TIME TO FIGHT BACK
FIGHT BACK GUYS FIGHT BACK
>>25278338
Women are hit on literally every day. This is pointless. They get hit on so much they actually complain about it. This is pointless.
>implying anyone at all cares about the things omegas disapprove of.
>that final episode where he takes a typical robot and makes him famous while getting him a gf
It seems so easy in hindsight, so why has it not happened to us?
>>25278331
>why has it not happened to us
Because you have to do it your fucking self. Life isn't a TV show. The question you should be asking is "why haven't I done it?"
because it's easier to coach than play, that's why we have robots giving "advice"
Next time you dream
I'll be there
You don't have to be alone anymore
If you're scared by this at all, you're a fucking pussy.
ya demons are pretty cool. i met one in my dreams and he told me his name, but i forgot it soon after i woke up.
now i am forgetting what he looked like, he was just A____, the hand of truth.
>>25279281
Try to call him into your dream again. If he gives a shit, he could give you another dream.
What's your IQ Robots?
130 Master Race here
117 and I've done nothing but drink and fap since I was 12.
Years ago, it was 126. Don't know what it is now
Was tested in elementary school. Was 140. I do not know what that means for me as an adult. Probably nothing. I am not a smart person.
>OH MY GAWD EWW ANON YOU ARE TOUCHING YOURSELF I'M GOING TO TELL MOM
MOOOOOOOM ANON WAS TOUCHING HIMSELF MOOM..
your mother however is vacuuming and the stereo is playing loud disco tunes so that gives you some time to react.
so what do you do?
Turn 360 degrees and roundhouse kick the motherfucker
Get my brick, toss it at him, knock him out. Problem solved.
Touch him
>start researching the matrix and Reptilian humanoids
>suddenly my internet starts slowing down and goes out
Did the elites just ddos me
Yes.
We are watching you, robot scum.
>>25278280
Assuming Reptilians were real, where would they even fall on the evolutionary tree? Shit don't make sense. Or it was just da joos.
I advise you to stop looking.
Help!
I am in desperate need of tips on how to avoid making "unwanted advances" on women!
Please help me /r9k/! Before it's too late!
It doesn't work that way. Literally just talking to them about anything just being a male speaking to a female is going to make her think you're interested most of the time.
hey guys heres my deal
i was in the special forces and did some tours in afghanistan then came down with a case of schitzoaffective disorder
anyway im getting medically discharged from the army and if im still have mental problems i get a 40 grand a year pension
also i get up to 250 grand depending on what percentage of disabled i am
so if i act craycray with the docs ill get taken care of and be set for life
should just release all inhibitions and life the crazylife
pic not of me but i did hit a man sized target at 300 meters on skiis once from the standing
NEET bux life.
>but i did hit a man sized target at 300 meters on skiis once from the standing
why would want to give this up
what did you say to me you little bitch?
u fag, 4chan probably warped u so u are no good to the army.
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