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What's some good music to listen to while fapping\edging?
>>25281550
Deftones
lolicore
>>25281550
I like listening to really empty, soul-draining dark ambient
Makes me really hate the act of fapping
>tfw I've come to realized I'll be romantically alone for the rest of my life because of something ingrained into me that makes me socially inept
I want to get off this ride
Dear jeb
I meant to write you sooner but i just been busy
You said your wifes mexican, how far along the border is she?
look, im really flattered you wont leave mexicans out in the cold
And here an autograph for you son
i wrote it on a guacabowle
>using Dr. Manhattan on Mars to whine about being a virgin
OP is a faggot
>>25281579
>whine about being a virgin
Why are you even on this board? This is like going on /pol/ and complaining about racism.
Intimacy and love is a very important human desire, reducing it to "I want to fuck pussy" is stupid.
ok now that the nerds stopped reading I'm throwing a party ITT my brother is going to buy us coke
Come on and dance with me, /r9k/!
>>25281525
>i have never been to a party
>26 years old.
at least I'm cool on /r9k/. I didn't even leave at the "starwars spoilers" warning.
Party? Where is it at? I'm actually willing to drive somewhere.i'm so lonely
>>25281608
Me neither. Star Wars is such old news. What are they gonna do next? Remake the Star Trek films?
-------- four parts of a entity -----
conciousness tangibility -- achieved by joseph and only joseph
physical tangiblity -- achieved by only kim whose conciousness i cannot percieve
representational tangibility -- achieved by cici and puppy (puppy seems to be just another fading thoughts FUCK i called emma) ezra and gabe are only at this level because i cannot percieve their actual physical image only their avatar represented on ezra and gabe and ezra is kinda like homer simpson i imagine homer simpson talking THOUGHTS ACHIEVE THIS AS WELL AND ARE THE LOWEST OF THE ENTITY BECAUSE I ONLY THINK OF THEM NOT PERCIEVE THEM THEY ARE BUT A PART OF MY OWN CONCIOUSNESS SO MAYBE IMAGINE THESE "ENTITYIES" AS A SUB-PART (MAYBE I WILL DO MORE RESEARCH ON OTHER SUBPARTS )
vocational tangiblity -- their voices remind me of normalcy in some way, triggering an ancient chinese secret that allows me to do so, kim, ezra and gabe achieve this (PUUPY AND CICI HAVE VOCALS BUT CANNOT TRIGGER THIS SECRET THEY HAVE NOT TRAINED)
that was deep
you utter buffoon...you jsut ruined two years of RESEARCH!!! you are going to be grounded for an ENTIRE YEAR!!!! no more FOOD FOR A YEAR!!!!!!! allright you're going to uncle jebs house this summer...
.and that is how orem season 3 begins only on netflix
>>25281521
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
AHHHHH
this entire board is a tumor
it's annoying, it's growing, and it's cancer
fuck you all
Love you too OP.filterfilterfilter
Have you ever wondered if a tumor thinks the rest of the body is the real cancer?
It's a rebellion against functionality
Sorry about your life Hitler
>tfw drunk and crying to Taylor Swift songs
>>25281449
Are you me?
I'm not doing this right now, but I do it pretty frequently
White Horse man
Every time
>>25281449
Now that plug.dj is dead is there another place to listen to music with robots?
instasync?
cytube?
>>25281449
maybe listen to something less shitty?
EEEEEEEEEEENDDD IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSAAAAA
>>25281385
Life is suffering.
Original comment
>>25281538
Like I'm gonna take the word of some pampered shit raised in a palace.
>>25281785
Worked for the Soviets.
Is talking to NEETs really that much different?
Anyone had any experiences with Vallium and Alcohol, or any other benzos?
15mg Vallium and three shots in, how much exactly does it take for it to cause respiratory failure and does anyone have any previous experiences?
Are you mothers little helper
>>25281323
My friends younger brother passed away from benzos+booze overdose. They're both absolute shit
not the best way to kill yourself but you best start chugging that fucking alcohol because 15mg valium is gonna knock you out in about 5 minutes.
who here on their own private /late night grind/
i just got done with another song for my album and im about to hit thirdshift.
>>25281322
post a song of yours
>>25281496
https://soundcloud.com/kingbobbytrill/sossy-ll-x-wifi-baby-watersports-prod-chashmoneyap-young-murk
>been talking to a girl for months
>every time we arrange a date I'm busy or she's busy
>she always asks how I'm doing
>she said she would email me tonight
>no reply
Damn. Why can't I have patience? Really like this girl. She actually finds my autism enduring. I don't think she has any friends either.
This just reminds me of my favorite animes.
>enduring
You're a cunt for so many reasons
>>25281340
Look I'm ugly, have no friends and met this girl online. So if anyone can do it you can too.
>every time we arrange a date I'm busy or she's busy
>she said she would email me tonight
>no reply
>She actually finds my autism enduring
>you actually think you have a chance
>you actually think she's into you
>nothing left in the world worth fighting for
JUST DO IT
yesterday you said tomorrow
Why don't you make a cause to fight for?
>>25281264
Me neither but I'm still looking
What's more believable, Scientology or Star Wars?
>>25281249
I want to say well one is just a movie.
But then again it was relevant enough to have a movie made out of it.
It could go either way.
>tfw you have a horribly bad crush on someone online that you've never met before
>>25281126
If you've never met them then how do you know they exist?
>you get really close to her by lying, she starts to like you, you make up a plot to get her of your life because you finally understand she would never be happy with the real you
Don't pursue her, anon, don't make my same mistakes.
>tfw all of my sexual fantasies involve women abusing and degrading me
How do I put a stop to this?
tell your gf that you're into femdom
set up a safeword and let her go to town
>>25281050
Watch 300 or something equally manly and masturbate to the thought of taking another man's woman
>>25281050
lift you beta cuck
Who here /secretly orchestrating international events which will lead to a unified beta uprising/?
>some day
>when the war is won
>it will be ours
>it will be ours
>tfw using a local fete to act as a catalyst for the beta uprising
>using far right ideological subversion to force betas to take a stand
feels good nigga
