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>life is suffering
>vidya is escape
>I think about my sister
>When I masturbate
Poetry thread
r8 my friend's edgy lyrics
>>25277396
they edgy af
Would you watch a movie featuring an older/punished Pepe, bringing death to all normies?
The movie would focus on Pepe trying to find his long lost friend Wojak, driven to madness and kidnapped by normies.
This journey will take Pepe around the world, leaving a thick trail of normie blood in the process. Little does Pepe know, at the end of the trail lies a formidable villain... but who?
It would be similar to the Taken movies, with the same torture sequences gorified and uncut.
>>25276961
>Similar to Taken
Congratulations on killing your idea before it's even born.
>>25277155
The first was a fun action flick that you could watch a few times over.
Ignoring the cash in sequels it was a good movie. Pull the stick out of your ass.
>>25277198
>Good movie
Factually incorrect in practically every single respect.
Look deep inside and ask yourself how you're EVER going to compete with this?
I'm not attractive enough to even associate with a female like that let alone fuck her so what's the issue here
>>25276944
>putting it in her pussy and not her asshole
wtf WHY
wow he can't even put his penis all the way in
>Brother is raping my mom in the next room again
same
except instead of my mom it's my dad
and instead of raping anyone he's just watching the news
>>25276938
an hero pussy
>>25276952
Monster, how dare he.
How was your Christmas?
Woke up I'm the afternoon, ate chocolate, went back on the internet
oneitis sent me a cute picture, so it was p nice
>>25276932
i woke up at 5am in the morning to go to work, and told a bunch of people they were going to die very soon (metastatic colorectal, metastatic lung, decompensated hepatitis C cirrhosis, and primary brain cancer)
I found my girl masturbating to interracial porn. I got so pissed I told her to get out of my home. She looked just as pissed at me even though it was her fault. Should I just dump her or am i overreacting? We've been together for 5 years
Here's the vid she was watching http://goodgirlslovecock.tumblr.com/post/135392474037/hot-ball-sucking
Unless your a cuck, I'd just dump her
You should tell that bitch tobring in the bull.
>>25276916
And you just happen to have interracial porn from tumblr saved onto your computer.
seems like a real story to me faam
I have many psychological issues one of them is that sometimes my brain decides to burn my brain at the thought of specific things usually things I like. I thought if I talk about it for a bit I might get it over with for a part. It's really terrible. Anything I could do that could help me besides anti-psychotics or any narcotics at all?
>>25276736
Stop believing everything you read on wikipedia. Mental illness is a state of victimhood perpetuated by the fraudulent "practice" of psychiatry.
>>25276760
Wtf are you talking about? No I didn't read shit on wikipedia and it could be partially physical.
Bump guys. Let's chat. How was your day.
Help me create a web domain name for a site where we can be anonymous but blog and write to each other/friend each other and connect. Thanks /r9k/
thanks for the thought but we're fine here
>>25276679
Thats your choice anon. But on this site no one has an anonymous profile and see what we individually write
>>25276664
what aboutreddit.com?
https://youtu.be/LZq0pvcxNvo
https://youtu.be/LZq0pvcxNvo
https://youtu.be/LZq0pvcxNvo
>>25276652
well ok then
fhfjfjdhdh
Am I the only one here who takes online relationships/friendships seriously?
friendship yes
relationships and dating, HELL NO
>>25276613
Wish I had your way of thinking four months ago...
>>25276564
No. I have a small group of friends on a political forum I mod for. But I've know these guys for over a decade.
>that feel when you have no girlfriend
;_;
>tfw no gf but you fuck your cousin every week
>>25276562
YO WHAT THE FUCK ! ! !anybody else here actually feel the physical sensation of a kiss on your forehead when expanding to watch the webm? Shit feels good but spoopy af phamiglia O.O ...Is there a scientific explanation for this? Involving chemical neuro-receptors in the brain or some shit that tricks you into feeling a "phantom kiss"?not shitting, anon. I'm for srscompletely sober rn btw
I CAN NOT BE THE ONLY ONE ?!?!
>>25276562
i would give anything to have her as a gf
>why do songs keep playing in my head but in bam margeras voice? this has been happening for months now and I keep making up new songs in his voice ever since hearing bend my dick to my ass years ago.. fuck.
what do i do
>>25276541
fucking kek
incredible.
>>25276541
cant even imagine that thats hilarious
>>25276541
what are the lyrics to your most recently made up song?
Has any fellow robots tried online dating? After 21 years of being a drug addict, KHV neet i found a girl and we have been dating for about 2 months.
Was i just lucky or has it worked for you guys?
Where did you go to do online dating?
Also, I live in the middle of nowhere, so I can't really date anyone. 25 yo kv. No one to meet, no one to talk to, etc.
>>25276494
Yep, she said nice things to me and when she started fucking up, she justified them by saying she has BPD. She ended up leaving me to be with someone closer to where she lived, after she "borrowed" nearly $1,000 from me.
>>25276494
no because im too anxious to persue/carry online conversations. Everybody doesnt have a problem with this is a normie
so does anyone use an onahole? I can't afford a sex doll or anything like that, but am tired of just my hand.
Looking at these it seems they might be nice and you'd have little breasts or something to touch as well while jacking it.
It looks like cleaning might be an issue, but fuck it, I can't fuck a girl and I'm tired of my hand.
Feels pretty good. Cleaning does become a bother though. If you don't clean it and let it sit long enough it will start to grow mold and shit.
Onahole owner here.
To answer your main question:
Yes, it is way better than your hand.
Some tips:
Don't get a 2 layer onahole as your first onahole. They're not very durable.
Lube is not optional.
Wipe it out every time and clean it out with soap and hot water at least every second time.
If you get the right onahole, you can flip it inside out and cleaning isn't much of an issue.
>>25276484
ew.. so do you like turn them inside out or what to clean?
also, recomindations?
Anyone else feel there's nothing new going on on 4chan anymore? I've been around since 2007 and it just seems to be over. Might be because I'm depressed though, everything feels so empty and boring.
>>25276367
nothing ever happened on 4chan
it was only ever small groups of people that do a thing and then all of 4chan latches onto it
>>25276367
I just wait in the porn threads until the next shooting/suicide occurs
>>25276367
I've been on r9k for like 3 years and I've noticed a decline in quality. its all "YAAAAWN wagecuck" and other circle jerk shit like whats on /b/
