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Hello citizens of r9k
I am your new King Abu of Chan Kingdom.
Please be doing respect to me.
Insolence will not be tolerate you die.
Please response
Fuck off sand nigger
Go fucking kill yourself, faggot
>>24702255
Obey me or consequences you WILL FACING!!!
I made and Interpals account the other day. It is a great way to meet others from around the world without even leaving your computer screen. I am helping some bros and qt3.14s improve their English
Why not give it a try?
I am
>meet chink international student
>she cant speak english well so she doesnt realise my autism
>ask her to watch a movie with me and have a few drinks
>end up fugging
done this like three times so far
>>24701976
Good idea, man. Thanks for making this thread.
>>24702016
Do you live in the same city as them?
Neat!
Girls only like cut cocks. R right guys?
>>24701958
My gf loves playing with my foreskin senpai
No. I think cut cocks are fucking disgusting. The scar looks ugly and the thought of playing with a mutilated dick makes me gag. I much prefer uncircumcised. I also enjoy the way the foreskin feels.
No one on /r9k/ has ever said that, they say the opposite
Who /pure evil/ here?
>spit people in face
>get beat up
>sue for money
>collect check
I post the same pic in every thread regardless of whether it fits context or not.
>>24701952
I was at one point.got tired of seeing people suffer.
>dick burns when I piss
Well it's not an STD, I can tell you that much
>>24701905
>got inside a woman
gtfo norman
Virgin here, happens to me like one in three times. Am I gonna die?
I wish I had someone to talk to.
>>24701851
I'll talk to you.damn robot
>>24701851
Siri
OP, what do you want someone to talk to for?
Tell us about yourself. Maybe we can be penpals.
What can we do to fix Western women?
>that image
No, Abdul, Islam is not the answer.
>>24701921
This is true. Women are treated way too good in Isalm.
>>24701921
In case you didn't notice, cunt protector, feminists defend Islam and feminist parties are pro-Islam.
So of course Islam doesn't fix women, feminists love Islam.
![32oz_Loose_G_Lime-Cucumber_13224L[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NpyyR8L.jpg "32oz Loose G Lime-Cucumber 13224L[1]")
What should I do /r9k/
I my gay co-worker that my flaccid dick doesn't fit inside of a Gatorade bottle and now he keeps teasing me about it.
>tfw bullied for your big dick
Also can some one make a Gatorade pepe?
>>24701844
I told * my gay coworker
Hey gay coworker!
>Oh hey Anon! How's it been?
Ah it's going alright. Found out last week that I couldn't fit my dick in a Gatorade bottle. What a madman I am, right?
>Anon what the fuck
This is how the convo went probably
>>24701844
Maybe you should blame the Jews.
>he uses humor to hide that he's clinically depressed
>>24701732
Finally, a relatable laughingwhores.jpg!
And it only hurts a little bit...
>>24701732
I wish I could just kill all women.
>>24701732
>he calls his search for meaning a clinical depression
>he hasn't found the answer in humor like every great man ever
Was the french rev. the first beta uprising of history?
Just look at all the main players, they're hideous
Nope, the painters were just shit.
>>24701725
No, the French are just hideous.
>>24701742
I don't think so, this is a reconstruction of robespierre's face that adds his pockmarks gained by syphilis
And danton himself knew he was so ugly, when he went to the guilloutine he said something such as "please make sure you show them my head, for it's very beautiful"
Convince me that this place isn't a complete shit hole
but it is
there used to be semi interesting threads about work stories or funny awkward stories. but all of that deteriorated with time into the shitpile that everyone is wallowing in now.
>>24701723
>Convince me that this place isn't a complete shit hole
it is, it's a dive bar for the internet
>>24701774
>>24701777
Did the robot make it any better? It's been a while.
You guys want gfs?
It's not that hard guys.
First, don't be a fat fucking slob.
That is pretty important. Don't have too high of standards, whatever you think you are out of 10, take away 2. Go for a girl that is 1-3 stages less than that, no more than 1 stage higher.
Take mints with you, start working out, get a job.
Act with confidence.
It works for me.
>>24701712
>whatever you think you are out of 10, take away 2
That'd leave me at 3.
>Go for a girl that is 1-3 stages less than that,
I'd sooner not...
>mfw have incurable illness from birth and if I get a job it will have to be really good or else I'll lose my insurance and wouldn't be able to pay for meds
>>24701712
> Take mints with you
Ok doublemint dave
If you go to a con, the likelihood of you being the most autistic person there drops significantly.
But then I would have to deal with the con smell and if I put on a gas mask I would get kicked out
>>24701698
i want to cosplay more but i get scared showing off my body since a lot of my favorite characters wear more revealing clothes
So you would think, until you realize 99% of the people there are regular people with friends and even gf/bf.
That's when I noticed I was really missing something as a human, and that I was probably destined to be a robot.
>tfw dad's rapping with my sister in the other room
Are they really that bad at rapping?
Go join em and bust a beat nigga
Hit the Quan on your way in dere
>that one guy who talks about memes and 4chan in public
Please tell me guys you don't do this , I overheard some autists calling each other normies and screaming REEEEEEEEE
>>24701577
Theres a highschooler who lives in the apartment next to me that browses /mu/ and /b/. i told him /b/ is shit and he shouldnt be brownsing that trash board
>>24701577
That was me in high school. Now I just tell people that I have never even heard of this site.
>people ever mentioning 4chan, memes, reddit or any netspeak ever irl
Everytime I come across someone who knows about this website, they're the most autistic and spergiest unfunny motherfuckers.
You should never associate yourself with this site unless you're some redditor normie
