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What ever happened to emo/scene kids?
They're gone.
>>26042687
evolved into hipsters
you say this like it's a bad thing.
Replaced with SJW/Hipsters
They'll go away too, I hope.
I need your help /r9k/. Does anyone know anything about this guy? I can find no information. He is a pure genius.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE1Zv2HdYuo
>>26042642
You're a weird piece of shit OP.
No, you don't understand. He is talking about something thats way beyond our knowledge
You'd have to be a dumb nigger to be impressed by this.
>Mom just got back from the doctor
>It's cancer
>>26042576
>tfw Grandma and grandpa both have cancer
>>26042576
That's life boyz! You didn't think they'd live forever huh? Mommy can't buy you tendies for ever. You have to go and get them yourself.
Cancer is a treatable disease.
Guys, I finally invited a girl I like for a long time to a date and I think she like me. She never had a boyfriend or any date. Only problem is my height. I'm 174,5 (5''8-5''9), typiclal Russian height, She is easily 6''0-6''1, German height. I'm really worried it will come between us. And at least when she will need to wear highheels shit will look fucking goofy.
>liking taller girls
Only pain will come from this
>>26042294
Talk girls don't seem to care about height as much. It is only the 5'6 -8 troll women that obsess over it.
>>26042294
I hope she finds your insecurity adorable. Otherwise, just kill yourself right now.
ITT we describe the shittiness of our lives and other anons tell us if we should end it
>23
>living with parents no job
>receding hairline
>fat
>caveman eyebrow
>molested
>literally leak sweat 24/7
>stretch marks everywhere
>chronic fatigue
>born into poor abusive drug addicted family
>parents are always home
>when I try to sleep they stomp around me and make loud noises and my parents constantly open and close the door and I feel a crazy cold draft every time
>sick to my stomach 24/7
>have 10 dollars to my name
>would have thousands of dollars but I have to buy weed every day to forget my problems
>haven't talked to a girl in years
How would you have thousands without a job,anon?
>>26042041
No need to end it t.b.h.
my story:
>25
>graying hair
>originaly lived in a first world country but family moved back to their third world country and i came along because otherwise i would be homeless, this happened when i was 19
>speak the language with an accent, get made fun of
>needless to say, kissless handholdless virgin
>never had a job, and scared to apply because i hate people asking me about my background
>spend the entire day doing the same as in my old country, shitposting and surfing the web
>in college, but hate my course and am getting bad grades
>>26042041
>21
>balding/receding hairline
>4x3 dick
>holes in teeth, very crooked as well
>shit job at grocery store
>criminal record(DWI)
>alcoholic family
>heroin addict brother
>$10000 in debt
>depression/suicidal feelings
What are you even meant to do on a Tuesday night edition
Where are you posting from tonight, lads?
>>26041962
Thank you based OP Image Guy 2015
>>26041998
in me bedroom lad
>start talking to a qt girl in my class.
>we get along pretty well until she mentions her ex boyfriend
>found out they had sex before
>I've been ignoring her ever since I found out that she isn't a virgin.
What am I supposed to do? She's asking me what's wrong and thinks someone close to me died. I'm afraid to tell her that I don't want to date her because she's not a virgin but at the same time don't want to lie and say I don't like her. I can't stand the thought of her having sex with another guy but don't want to be known as an asshole.
>>26041936
>desu been feeling depressed, you're the only person I've told though so don't tell anyone
she'll hop on your dick and from there its easy sailing
>>26041936
>I'm afraid to tell her that I don't want to date her because she's not a virgin
Then don't date her, you can take advantage of the situation and fuck her though.
Dude ur a fucking fag, WHO THE FUCK CARES
>while you spend your nights alone, Rex Thunderknot gives her the bone
>>26041802
I'm liking this new meme about Stacies fucking dogs to express the truth famn
>while you drink all alone to stop being sober
>she's down on all fours getting licked by her rover
>You post about how feminists make you sick
>meanwhile she's training Rex what to lick
Anyone into Foreskin restoration?
Share routines and progress
Currently stalled and using a combo of DTR and manual tugging
>>26041751
wat defuq xd
>>26041751
phimosties trying hard to get rid of their posties, i see? :^)
Why tho? You're not getting the shit that was taken from you back anyway.
Why do you think are black women so hated, /r9k/?
>>26041706
white male is the second worst of all
Nobody is hated.
Salad isn't hated just because oranges are a sweeter snack.
>>26041706
who the hell even uses those sites? im not saying they arent generally disliked but dating sites are a poor source because of bots
Femanons, what's the next cosplay you're planning?
>>26041647
Isn't your boyfriend literally non-white?
>>26041647
>I'm a robot because I'm sad sometimes
>Has boyfriend
>Goes out
Can't you just find some other place to blog about your shit? You may actually enjoy Tumblr or something. Anything has to be better than posting here, where a majority of people dislike you and know that you're a pretender.
>>26041705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqiWFLsgVi4
Can girls instinctively tell if a guy has a small dick or not?
Like, is there a certain way a guy with a big dick carries himself?
>>26041609
With a bulge in his pants for the most part.
>>26041609
evidently not, because i have a 9 inch penis and girls won't even look at me
>>26041635
thread's over fellas go home
What do you think about this gif?
it looks like a smiling cyclops alien thing
Sissies are disgusting
I like my men to have real penises.
>>26041625
What about your women tho? Think about it.
Seriously what the fuck happened to men to the point where acting like THIS is seen as a rarity?
No accountability
>>26041224
The Chad Date Rape Squad happened
>>26041224
These people don't get invited to parties
who else /bad skin/ here
I tried piss, toothpaste, cremes, washing soaps, sports, changing my diet...
nothing helped
have chestacne, bacne and face acne since im 13
my skin is cucked for life
Me. Acne ruined my life. I want to die whenever I look into a mirror
>>26041039
pop down to the surgery anon, I'll soon get that sorted
>cystic acne for 10 years now
>accutane twice
>only really thing that helped was a high androgen index birth control that made me go bald and nearly killed me
>had to go off it indefinitely, back to cystic acne
>every time a cyst goes away, breathe a sigh of relief
>another one pops up the next day
acne has ruined my life too, family. it hurts to live and it hurts to look in the mirror. ;_; everyone thinks i'm an unhygienic ogre when i'm pretty fucking clean and just AAAAA
