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There are losers who don't eat sardines. I hope you do.
>>26037737
I'm glad to see you eating more oily fish anon.
>>26037771
Thanks doc Harold!
>>26037737
Yes, today with bread and salad!
>have some Christmas money
>Feel it's about high time to call up another escort and cum on her face
>Spend hours finding the right one and making sure they're safe
>Get a lot of back-and-forth with one who ended up being flaky.
>Find another one much later, seems alright
>Pics hide most of her face but she looks decent
>Nice chin, lips, etc.
So I show up at this fucking hotel and meet her and robots, she was fugly. Missing and mangled teeth. A fucking huge wart on the bridge of her nose. It was like some Farrely Brothers shit. I should have left right there, but I figured I get what I pay for.
She didn't want to take a facial and I ended up just mushing my dick in her titties, which were nice. She was doing a boring job of jacking me off anyway (full-speed, monotonous, and I think she burst a tiny blood vessel).
She was friendly and all, but goddamn if I didn't have buyers remorse. And a slight sick feeling in my stomach. I should've went to the Asian massage parlor I usually go to, the last time I went was a really great experience.
By christmas money you surely mean a bonus from a job, not a gift from your parents?
>>26037646
Yes. Though I suppose that wouldn't change the story much. Money's money.
>>26037646
I'd be willing to bet he spent money from his parents on an ugly prostitute. I'm choose to think that anyways. Keep making the parents proud OP.
Is Donald one of the biggest Chads ever to grace this planet? Who are some other world renown Chads?
>>26037447
>/r9k/ supports Trump, a silver spoon Chad
>/r9k/ hates Sanders, a former poorfag who supports UBI
>>26037679
Everyone here is either gay or bi and secretly yearns for Chad's cock
>>26037679
>wanting to be ruled by a loser beta who never gets what he wants
>Psychosis
>Auditory and Visual Hallucinations
>Psychotic Depression
>Paranoid Delusions
>Generalized Anxiety
>Social Anxiety
>Agoraphobia aka Shut-in yadda yadda
Any other robots out there that are clinically diagnosed but keep getting denied SSI?
>>26037242
>denied SSI
oh this old meme!
>>26037242
>diagnosed bipolar disorder type 1, OCD, PTSD, sleep apnea and physical disability with auditory and visual hallucinations
>military still denies me disability benefits
come here OP
>>26037273
I have been denied twice. Most likely because I didn't discuss it with my doctor prior. I just applied because I haven't been able to leave my house in months. I am forcing myself to go talk to my doctor today so hopefully that gives me a better chance.
Don't let life get you down.
God is ALWAYS there for you.
Can god give me healthcare or painkillers?
I really hate when people say this. I dare you tell people who live in shit conditions like in ISIS territory where the women were raped and the men killed, or in Africa where water is so precious, and the diseases they have and whatever, that god is looking out for them.
There is no god, and if there is one he doesn't care about us at all. I'm not saying he should care I'm just saying we shouldn't pretend that he does.
>>26037280
He helps those who help themselves.
If you want it, you have to work for it.
Is [pic related] rally better than masturbating on pics and videos of cute girls?
>>26037166
Definitely yes.
It's much better than doing it yourself.
>>26037203
>It's much better than doing it yourself.
I don't understand this part of thw answer
Yes, sucking dick is much better than watching porn.
Do people actually believe this kind of shit? It's one thing to lack experience with real life females but to lack knowledge about human biology and gender differences combined with that is pretty embarrassing, hence pic related.
>>26037147
I'm a complete normie who comes here just for laughs, and I have never encountered a woman who was able to talk with me on a level anywhere equal to what I would expect of a man. Women are just plain dumb.
>>26037147
It's a pretty simplistic way of looking at the relationship between men and women, for sure. But at the same time I don't know that it's altogether wrong. Like, I don't think girls are actively having that thought like "Shit, no can argue with superior gender girl brain no words enough to do...me use juicy doom hole instead!!"
But on some level I feel like this does happen. Even if that's just me being naive.
>>26037194
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>>26037176
I understand the bodily inferiority.. But show me evidence of men, as aggregate, having "superior minds" to women, as aggregate.
>first day of classes yesterday
>i told myself "it'll be different, ill make friends"
> go to class
> don't make a single friend
>dont talk to a single person
Have you tried being yourself?
Vvcc
>>26036967
you still have time, the first day usually everyone is nervous and just mingle a little
but it'll take 1-2 weeks before social groups are formed, so be quick about it
This is my EXACT fear for next year, op. Good luck for the next days.
Who here has transitioned from socially anxious, shy, to confident and capable (or at least not giving a fuck) around other people/normies?
>how did it happen? what did you do?
>greentext your transition, help your fellow robots
>>26036870
I have. It took about 4 years to get the hang of it. It's just nonstop persistence; I'm still even learning now. There really isn't a set point it happens, your charisma just gradually increases.
>>26036918
I thought about trying to boost my self esteem by approaching girls I thought were attracted to me. So I posted on /adv/ for some advice and everyone called me a creep and and told me to not approach any woman.
>>26036918
>It took about 4 years
fuck
are there no shortcuts even if all I want is to not give a fuck what people think, don't even care if I can hold a conversation or not
>nonstop persistence
what exactly did you do though
Would you rape if it was legal?
I find that question extremly problematic.
>>26036786
no. Rape is terrible man, just put your mom in that place. I still feel empathy idk about you guys but I feel where you're coming from.male here
Yes and I wish all these faggot normies would leave
i have a crush on my neighbor
she's kinda crazy. like, she rambles and i can't understand what she's saying. totally incomprehensible. but she acts really sweet to me. should i bake her some cookies or something?
what would you do r9k?
Baking cookies sounds like a pretty great idea, senpai. She'll probably invite you in
Keep thy distance, robot.
Jibbery talking people are ALWAYS trouble.
>>26036782
But she's so cute :c
Learning to let go of your hate is a slow, hard process.
Is it worth it?
Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die.
>>26036710
Yes, hate, jealousy, resentment are feelings that literally kill you from the inside.
Nay, son don't listen to those half faggots.
Feel your hate at all times. Let it strengthen you.
Has anyone here ever been breastfed as an adult? Just wondering
No but if I ever got into a long-term relationship and got her pregnant, I'd definitly have a suck once she started producing.
>>26036660
This, this so much.And there's nothing stopping one from just pretending in the mean time.
>>26036678
>And there's nothing stopping one from just pretending in the mean time.
You mean apart from the lack of a gf?
Where do i meet clingy, mentally broken girls?
>>26036429
At a mental hospital. I know because I've been there and has relations with these girls. I'm just warning you that it's not fun at all. Clingy girls are annoying as fuck, especially if they have BPD. Life is not like your chinese cartoons.
>>26036429
95% of all girls are clingy and most girls are at least somewhat mentally disturbed (not broken though). It should be easy to find someone like that.
Any nursing student that is currently working as a CNA or something. They accept that they are trash and can't do anything better. But at least they're attempting to better themselves and want a job.
>"Introverted guys are so cute xD"
>>26036053
>Nerdy guys are so cute xD
>>26036053
>omigawd Chad's soooooooo shy
>>26036053
>I love muscular boys
