Are there any movies that realistically portray dating and how life actually is for robots?
pic related is one
>robot crushes on qt
>chad impregnates qt
>robot pays for qt's abortion with what little money he has
>robot and qt say they love one another
>robot goes to house party and sees Chad and qt making out
>robot drives home crying
>the...
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>>25489070
How is that realistic? If you're beta enough to pay for a woman's abortion when somebody else impregnated her, you kinda get what's coming to you.
>>25489070
From the comment section:
People are always saying "poor Gary, the nice guy loses", but Gary really isn't all that nice of a person, he's only nice to Karen.
He basically stalks her in the beginning and releases the air from her bicycle tires so he can come by and say "need a ride?" Creeper status.
He is a dick to Rose. Instead of just telling her he isn't interested, or even just being polite and nice to her, he makes out with her so he can look at Karen while...
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500 Days of Summer.
http://strawpoll.me/6449162
well, i oftenly come here crying about how pathetic my life is and wanting some (you)s with sympathy, but most of the time i realize how pathetic that itself is.
well now i began to wodner, with what kind of people with what kind of experiences is this board filled. So i wonder, how are you socially doing?
never loved + friends is the worst possible option when all of your friends have wives and gfs
>no "loved, no friends" option
For what purpose?
>>25489084
yeah, i suppose i concur from experience
>>25489128
i thought about putting it in, but assuming there would be minority of instances and the poll would be huge, i left it out
do you think its neccessary?
Hey /r9k/, rate my fit
My mom took the photo
cronj desu don kill urself senpai
I feel like a gangster
Better than anything /fa/ could do
>Turned 30 in 2015
>2015 was the year I completely failed to understand popular culture
Anyone else in this boat?
>>25488908
I'm 25 and it's slowly happening to me too.
>33
>tfw too old to get pokemon references
meh
>>25488957
On my part it is intentional ignorance, at some point I just got bored of the way new trends are forced on people every year. When you've seen it every year for long enough you start to filter most of the shit out and only focus on the very few good new things that grasp your interest and start to comb trough the past on things you have missed.
How (un)surprised would you have been if Han shouted "Elliot" instead of Ben?
>>25488843
Why would I care?
>>25489375
yeah who is that?
>>25489512
Being this new?
>thank you supreme gentleman
>tfw no cross dressing confused weeaboo fuckboy to go to conventions with
>>25488817
>tfw you and OP frequent similar online circles
>>25489332
isn't that group a complete fucking cesspool of degeneracy or what? It honestly intrigues me, which is why I still haven't let it yet.
jesus christ that shit's awful, just get a cuteboilike me
Doctors recommend at least five sexual experiences per week to keep blood pressure down
http://www.empowher.com/sexual-well-being/content/medical-necessity-sex
So how are you holding up robots? Did you get the recommended dose of sex during your winter holidays?
>>25488803
>r9k
>sex
Pick one
>>25488803
My blood pressure must be through the roof
>>25488803
>tfw the article addresses people who lack a desire for sex but not those who have the desire but can't actually obtain it
>tfw normies think it's just a given that anyone can just have sex if they want to
story time: share yours if you have any.
alright, robots heres my current situation: I work at an office (wagecuck), have been working here for a few weeks, we get a new office admin, female, 33 years old, isn't married but has two kids, is in a relationship with some beta cuck; I help her and show her the ropes on how to handle things for her job, randomly one evening I get a text from her at 1 am..."I have whatever adults have when they get crush on people, by the way a lot of times I just asked for help, I knew what I had to do but I just wanted your company"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Show the message to your boss, show the message to her husband, somehow.
She's a disgusting person and shouldn't have a job over you.
>have any robots had a woman come onto you
No, never in my life has any woman showed me affection. Fuck off you normalfag wagecuck piece of worthless shit.
>>25488744
She's weak. As the stronger part it's up to you to hold the line for the sake of her poor husband. And her, for that matter.
>>25488744
Eh, yeah... Sure.
One time I was camping deep in Arizona down some rocky trail road near a river and hot springs in my new rig.
Get there, set up. Enjoy nature and shit the cold stream. You gotta try that, it's great.
Some 50+ milf comes by and bothers me. She had a nice rack. Starts petting and rubbing her dog's belly in front of me.
Lots of sexual innuendo, I should have told her to suck it.
Later her beta cuck came by to check out my campsite. It was just weird and uncomfortable. Did I mention she had nice tits?
Now the real story: 2 guys and a redhead girl with some chub come in the late evening and camp right beyond my magical grove.
I wander over with a glowstick and make quick friends that night, end up chilling at their camp.
I was pretty suave and charismatic back then, so we have good rapport. The girl was surprisingly nice, obviously a gf of one of the guys, or was she..?
We party one more night, or something, with other campers nearby.
There is an abandoned power plant right next to the campsite me and the 2 guys want to go explore, so we set out to do it.
I'm getting shoes on, sitting across from them.
The girl is sitting in between them and mouths "want to have sex?" right there!
I got a little abashed and looked down. I could have fucked her in the tent while they went to go explore.
Nevertheless they leave that day and invite me to town with them but that girl is acting soooo insecure. I almost felt sorry for her.
Felt sorry for myself.
How sad, could have had an orgy or something.
Later on I walk down to the hot spring and it was just me and a naked woman who was leaving. Wow, I want to go back there...
>mfw created the practice gf meme
What I've done is beyond my control
>claiming authorship or ownership of memes
newfag, they belong to the hivemind now
Gongratulations of inflating fat girls' confidence and making it hard for everyone.
>>25488421
This it sucks, but it happens.
Remember waifus....?
practice gf is yet another meme created and forced by the jewish cabal
all it does is reinforce the misogyny meme thats been implanted in you by the same jewish cabal. their goal: the death of the white race.
if you truly care about finding "the one" (clarification: asexual twenty-one year old male here) then you shouldnt be treating other women as stepping stones to that person.
/pol/ is leaking please send help gookmoot
>>25488378
damn yung leaner.
>>25488378
This tbqh
Also nice lean pic
Feels pretty good to be a NEET again.
>shut-in NEET from 15-20
>school and work for 2 years
>nope
>shut-in NEET from 22-25
once a NEET always a NEET
>>25488314
Thankfully I saved some money and can invest a little bit. Get even more comfy and shut in.
I've been NEET since September.
How do I get a job again? What do I say when they ask me why I quit my job and sat around for months?
The truth is that I hated my job and I just needed a break.
when is taylor swift getting BLACKED?
>>25488234
this year, it's actually her new years resolution
>>25488234
who cares? Lanklet girls are bottom of the barrel, plus she's not that pretty without make up senpai.
>>25488234
Never.
White women don't want to get blacked. Homosexual white men want to, and often porn produced by hebrews is as close as they dare go.
*turns on espresso machine*
*brews fedora*
what's your favorite meme drink?
>tfw grandad got me a high end, fully automated espresso/cappuccino/latte machine as a graduation gift
>tfw making nutella lattes at home and booting up some SNES roms
Feels comfy man.
>>25488236
my coffee machine is broken. now, I went back to normal water boiler and jars of instant coffee grains (or whatever the fuck you call that) which is actually superior and much cheaper than capsules.
When do you stop taking people seriously in real life?
>I'm a buddhist
>>25488072
ITS THE JOOOS I TELLS YE!
>this white lie belief is more legitimate than that white lie belief
>>25488072
It's harder to take seriously than to not care.
>Anime is a culture
>>25488046
>>25488046
>I get upset when people call anime cartoons
>>25488046
I wouldn't call it anime culture but otaku culture certainly exists.
>>25488046
It's not though, it's apart of a larger culture, only a small part of it when viewing it objectively.
>>25488293
They are cartoons, but it's easier to differentiate with the former.