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I have a theory.
If you pass the final age of required schooling without having had a girlfriend, chances are very good that you'll never have one.
>>25486365
>Mfw i have 6 months to /makeit/
But that's a hypothesis
>>25486365
It's a stupid hypothesis, here's why:
>senior year
>have a group of about 20 dude friends
>none have girlfriends
>most haven't had sex or a gf yet
>graduate.
Btw this is year 12 Australia, and only 10 years are "required."
Fast forward to today:
>literally every single of of those guys I used to chill with [except for me] are either married or have children
You're theory is invalid.
Wtf kind of stimulation can do is allow you to test how well your brain works
is this that so called "ass queen" ? she looks like a deformed midget. normally I like a nice set of thighs and ass but it looks so out of place and awkward on her.
>>25486349
A fresh loaf of bread coming out of it Never gonna make it I'd like to get female friends so i can practice my flirting skillz on them and then just ignore them when i meet a real qtpie Kek Even notorious anti oxidant like Vitamin E have been found to promote cancer and/or to turn pro-oxidative when taken in inane amounts; moderation is always the key
>>25486372
I feel you familia
original comment with words
how many women do you orbit?
I orbit around three or four women currently.
you deserve all the bad things that happen to you
Why the fuck do you orbit knowingly? I hope this is b8 and there isn't really anyone who's as much of a cuck as you
Also 4
Robots would you be this little girls teddy bear?
Rules:
>Teddy must remain in chastity during naptime or playtime
>Teddy cannot be naughty (mommy is always watching)
>You must gain 50lbs
>You will be paid for time
>>25486249
stupid fucking thread smdh
Degenerates like you belong on a cross.
>>25486249
>chastity
Check
>no being naughty
I lost all attraction to 3D when l discovered 2D
>gain 50lbs
Losing weight isn't a problem
>paid for it
Let's do this
>tfw online harem of qt women from around the world
>get nudes from most of them if I ask, many of them want to meet me irl
>use a variety of apps to manage contact with them, including kik, snapchat, texting, and facebook
>20 yo virgin in real life
I don't catfish them though; I always use real photos and my name and things about me. It's nice to wake up to a dozen messages from attractive girls in the morning, even if I don't have any friends or future. I recommend it.
>>25486032
How did you get said harem?
>>25486073
I am also interested
>>25486032
Me too, but it's too much work after a while.
Has degree and masters degree in Geography. Still cannot find a job. Should I just remain being a NEET or should I look harder? The longer I enjoy the benefits of being a NEET, the harder it will be to let me go back out to the wagecuck world of working. In order for me to stop being a NEET I'd need to find a job pretty quick as the lifestyles itself is so consuming.
Any robots have any advice/experience for a situation like this?
>>25485937
What the hell kind of a job do you even want?
>can't find a job
Don't lie to me, mcwage is hiring
On the bright side at least you will be able to educate your McCoworkers on where Eritrea is
Lol the best your gonna get is hs teacher maybe a professor but probably at a community college. Should have done something better anon.
Who else alcoholic here? Just drank my first nip of absolut at 8:00 am. Just really transitioning into day drinking. Started 4 months ago with 10 drinks a night every night. Just these past 2 weeks I hit the bottle as soon as I wake up. Makes life so much more tolerable. I'm 20 btw
Bump
0rifiginal
lel ur gonna die
>>25485776
> Absolut
Swedish quality suicide potion.
daily reminder it's penis size>height>looks
>>25485728
>tfw above average penis size and looks, but manlet
>>25485728
daily reminder to not take any advice or dating info from ANYONE on this board because this could not be more wrong
>>25485728
Daily reminder its money>penis size>height>looks
Is anyone else way more happy after being awake for a long time? I feel more confident in myself and feel like I can do the things I need to do to continue my life and stop being NEET. To get the things I want. Then I go to sleep and wake up and it's back to not believing I'm smart enough and this and that.
I don't drink, I don't do drugs, I don't take meds. Nothing. Being awake for a long time just makes me feel so much different
>>25485684
I can very much relate desu,anon
>>25485783
How longs it take for you? Usually for me it's in the area just before I am too tired to stay awake any longer
>>25485792
Usually it needs to be like 1 or 2 hours past my "average bedtime"I am actually almost euphoric by then.
> be me
> always have stomach problems and lots of farting
> eating biscuit with mate
> finish in 3 bites as usual
> he is always so slow
> asks me why I eat so fast
> say I don't chew much
> he says that causes indo
> literally been eating wrong my whole life
I eat artistically fast and don't have stomach/gas problems. You're not eating wrong, there is something wrong with you.
It's probably because you're fat, so I guess you're kind of right
>>25485686
>artistically fast
I am so sorry.
Leaving the internet for a while now.
Have you been to a music festival? Did you enjoy it?
For the first time there's one near me with a musician I really like, but being a no friends social reject I'm hesitant.
What am I looking at? Is that cgi or real life?
Or Photoshop?
>>25485622
I went to one when I was 15. It was only a small one and wasn't very big at the time but Enter Shikari played. Was breddy gud 2bh.
>>25485860
I think it's real. 3D is finally transcending into the 2D realm.
>>25485622
I went to voodoo; awkwardly hovered some people i knew vaguely until my friend came we watched one more performance.
It's not that bad if you go by yourself
>be calm
>know that no one is paying attention to you
->enjoy the acts
Who /basicallydoesnothingexceptwatchanime/ here?
What other things do loser neets do? Sometimes I think of doing something else but the pattern is so constant now
I read manga, sometimes. Keeps things interesting.
>>25485616
Oh yeah, I forgot about that
I caught up on Baby Steps recently, it was fun
>>25485611
The word loser no longer holds meaning for me.
I wouldn't even know what to call losing other than on sports.
If you do anything in life you're still losing, everything is working towards your ultimate demise.
Do ants rule the world?
>>25485602
bacteria rule every inch of the world. Ants rule more than we do, but the true survivors will be microscopic.
>>25485618
>bacteria rule every inch of the inside of my bleach
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From their point of view maybe.
Hello,don't mind me.I'm just gonna dump some pics.Feel free to do the same
OR whatever the fuck you want
A very specialkid was born one day
specialkid didn't know how to read
How you get over living on a cucking-driven society, robot?
Become a cuck and embrace it
>>25485581
By not watching childrens films made by a company that is perpetuating cuckoldry
By reading Freud and trying to understand where it all came from. That's not to sayni think Freud intended for any of this.
