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>boyfriend gifts me a game using his remaining wallet funds on Steam
>it's Hunniepop
>tells me that there's a character in the game named Audrey that is his favorite because she reminds him of me
>about 30 minutes or so into the game
>meet Audrey
>she's a total bitch who indulges in drugs and treats others poorly
>>25488847
So now you want to set up an amateur porn movie where an unwashed skeletal geek licks you to orgasm that you can leave on his pillow in order to send a message?
Why else would you post that here?
>back when hunniepop came out
>anons said audrey was the cuck choice
>go through Audrey's whole story
>no cucking
Wooooooww
>roastie got BTFO'd
Maybe you should consider not being a bitch
What stage of Maslow's pyramid of needs have you conquered robots?
refer to image
>tfw only Physiological
Do I have hope?
Just the bottom one desu senpai
>>25490084
Anyone who has conquered more than the first 2 is a normie.
>just faked suicide
>hiding in my room pretending to be dead
>running out of water
>going to have to go out soon
I should have planned this out better.
Also where do I poop? I've been holding it in for a day.
>>25488812
how?
im planning to do that too
>>25488812
run away?
original mute
is involuntary celibacy really a huge societal problem like /r9k/ makes it out to be?
or is it a rationalization to protect from hurt of missing out on what everyone else is doing?
it is
historically most men would just marry the neighbor girl or whatever
now with globalization and hookup culture, you can kiss that goodbye
now only 20% of men will be able to get sex and relationships
>>25489894
>now only 20% of men will be able to get sex and relationships
Is this true though?
In my observations, more than 20% of people I know are having sex or are in relationships.
>>25489922
people you know, yes. because those are the oversocial ones
there's a lot more people in the world than you perceive to be
Who else /nowillpower/ here?
I've tried to quit smoking, nofap, diet, exercise, getting off the computer, quitting vidya, and I always come back. How do you willpower?
I successfully quit weed and cigsjust b urself
>>25488810
'Mindfulness meditation'.
It builds willpower awesomely.Oh, also, it will also reduce your willpower to pursuit of socializing and wasting your time outside, but hey, it's willpower still.
>>25488857
Last time I did that shit, my eyes darted up inside of my eyesocks and tried to roll back on themselves really fucking hard, it hurt.
>tfw no qt3.14 wife to kidnap and force to marry out of Kyrgyzstan tradition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKAusMNTNnk
the car ride was funny .
>>25488793
You do realize she has to be into you first right? Shes playacting
>>25489709
Change emotions like clothes, they shouldn't even not be property.
Have fun settling for ugoos and fat girls Anons.
>practice girlfriends
What a fucking joke.
>>25489758
no one's settling. Once I have enough XP, I'm gonna immediately upgrade to a better gf. The system is flawless.
>>25490496
THIS
NEVER SETTLE with a practice gf. You use the experience and confidence you get from your practice gf and upgrade.
>>25489758
>Read that as Uguu~s and Fit girls.
Who even Settles for the worst of females? Aim high or stay at the bottom.
VOCAROO THREAD
Prove that you're a robot.
Best REEEEEEEE wins
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VRW4SuFSE0
http://vocaroo.com/i/s037N8Xp8YTl
Am I doing it right?
>>25489482
no u sound like a faggot
You all want to get fucked by Chad don't you?
>>25488741
This hair is ridiculous, but oddly attractive.
yes
my boipussy craves chad cock
Somebody rape me already.
Help /r9k/ is it possible to make my teeth witer from hom without spending 1000nd of dollars paying some normie dentist to whitenen them ? And can you rate them from 1 - 10 pls ? Thanks guys , your the best !
Bleach can do magic. Just put like, a little bit into a liter of water and gargle it. I can't remember how much, look it up.
Brush your teeth twice a day
How fucking hard is that
Try baking soda and hydrogen peroxide. Or buy some teeth whitening kit...they actually work.
Rawr! Hehehehe, hi uncle anon! What are we going to do today?
Who gave you that shit hairstyle senpai?
>>25488661
*smiles*
Those are some sweet scars. Self-harm betrays good, concerned, unyielding personality. I envy your future boyfriend. Now go away listen to some music.
>>25488661
"We're going to practice vaginal sex in nature settings. Now lie down over in those bushes over there. No, don't bother taking your clothes off, it's more fun for me that way."
>>25489053
>howtobasic
seriously?
I don't usually see a list become complete shit on the first few entries congratulations OP
I thought that was cheese pizza.
>>25489053
are you 13yo? baka desu senpai
I need someone to talk to.
I figure someone else might as well.
Maybe you'd like to make a friend as well?
Will post skype if anyone is interested.
Pic unrelated spacefiller.
Hi anon, how's going?
>>25488439
Not too terribly well.
Having existential dread/feels/depression about what comes after you take the dirt nap, and the likelihood it's nothing.
It scares the bejeezus out of me, and it's actually affecting me quite seriously.
But I feel like if I could learn not to be afraid, that'd be a major step in becoming the person I want to be.
>>25488504
It sucks but instead of spending your days worrying about it maybe just watch some anime instead.
I'm going to kill myself after I post this thread.
I will leave this page open on my computer so this is what my parents are going to find instead of a suicide note. I don't care about them so feel free to write whatever you want.
Goodbye
Dear parents of >>25488360,
OP didn't kill himself, he's in the kitchen fetching a snack.
>>25488360 can you at least give us a story, like leave something for us
>>25488360
Stream that shit dude. I'll be joining you in a couple years, see ya on the other side.
>Do you like my sweet moves, Anon?
>>25488111
>Do I know you? I'm just here to collect the rent of this cheap ass studio and your teacher is a late piece of shit.
>I can see why now.
>Yeah, you're on a roll!
>>25488111
>you really shouldnt keep skipping leg day
