Where da fuck my taco ass niggas at?
In hell where they belong
>>25495261
Eurobot here. How the fuck do you eat these things?
I only had one in my whole life and the fucking shell broke in 20 pieces with every bite
>>25496018
Eat from the bottom up, on the flip side eat real soft shelled tacos
Let's talk about "meme" magic.
>the Isla Vista shooting happened right after the proto beta uprising pepe started circulating on/r9k/
>the 4U plane crash in Bains just like the /tv/ meme
>/pol/ memeing Trump to lead to lead the primary polls
>Lemmy from Motorhead dying of cancer just two days after being diagnosed just like /mu/ memed
What is going on?
>>25495209
>2018
>World War 3 starts after some robots have told us in 2015
I'm actually looking forward to it. Who here /wareuphoric/?
It's because this is just a dream. Dreams always have a lot of recycled themes and details, and a lot of premonitions. You're asleep right now, anon.
>>25496918
No I'm not, ya dingus.
>Just walked a gril 6 miles to her home in moderately heavy rain.
When we got to her house I found out she had a boyfriend thats barely hanging on to their relationship. We were both hurting alot and she feels bad for me, I told her Id be fine. Proceeded to walk 5 miles back in slightly heavier rain and am now at burger king. Am I winning?
Interesting extra, I found out the neighborhood she lives in is the same one I grew up in and moved out of 5 years back.
Also my entire body is aching from joint pain and cold as hell. Itll feel worse when I get home in a bit. Ive been having severe back pains for 3 months now and I just did this, fuck.
You sound like a cuckold. The fact you had to walk 6 miles means you're a beta child. You're literary an accessory to her.
>>25495437
You sound like a stupid memer who everything he knows about life he learned on the internet, though OP is weak for walking a girl home 6 miles in the rain. Why the fuck would you do that?
This board is riddled with normie scum!! I'm fucking sick of it. Why can't you fuckers leave us alone! Fuck off back to Facebook, reddit or whatever normie scum social media you used to use.
It's simple, if you not meet ALL of the following robot requirements YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT AND SHOULD THEREFORE LEAVE
>neet
>no friends Irl
>no gf
>KHV
>no interest of EVER socialising in the normie world or...
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And what if I don't? U can't stop me from harvesting memes for my tumblr
>>25495141
>Fuck off back to Facebook, reddit or whatever normie scum social media you used to use.
it would have been more succinct to just say anyone with a normiebook account should fuck off back to there desu
>>25495141
This isn't your board.
Fuck off.
So how is 2016 treating you so far?
4 days in and I have a lewd skype friendIt's a tranny
>>25495102
Good going, anon, it's a start.
Haven't done much of anything.
Got a fembot from omegle to give me her skype address. What do?
>Be a relatively good looking guy
>tfw only get hit on by 4/10 to 5/10 females.
>>25495057
Where do you get hit on by females? also what do they do to hit on you?
I don't get why failed normies on this board have to cry into their vaginas about ugly girls wanting their dicks.
Just say no and walk off, emboldened by the confidence of somebody wanting you.
It's not like they can rape you or anything, they're just women.
This is normal OP. Try to be the man and go for the girls you find attractive.
Nobody said you need to settle for the fat chick who rests her head on your shoulders.
Maybe get a practice gf to become more confident and comfortable around women.
Make your interests /r9k/, r9k or reee.
>start a convo
>disconnected
every time
>>25495055
Everyone keeps skipping me and I can't find the one person I'm looking for. I'm done with this shit.
>>25495055
That as awkward.
I was 17 when I realized video games are literally for perma virgins so I sold on my gaming systems and games on craigslist.
Life has been much better sense, lost my virginity within a few months of throwing it all away.
>>25495023
W/e makes u happy senpai
what does zyzz have to do with growing out of vidya? did stopping vidya make you realize you were gay?
>>25495023
I was only 13 when I realized I would never have a successful career if I kept playing videogames. I played them off and on for a couple years, since I was still just in school and doing well. I think the last time I played videogames at all was when I was 15.
>tfw no plain average 5/10 bf
>>25495013
If that is a 5, than i am a 3 tops.
Just more proof no woman will ever love me
I'm a solid 5/10!
Pick me!
>>25495100
You've been meme'd. That's a Puerto Rican Model.
Post green texts, perhaps an abridged life story, or just an interesting day in your life. Bonus points for feels
I'll repost something I once greentexted.
i have a story about when i cracked a cute girl's head
>>25495113
care to greentext it?
ITT: We come up with reasons why slut-shaming is a good thing
>Being a slut spreads disease
>Being a slut creates unwanted children
>Being a slut breaks down traditional social structures
>Being a slut makes you repulsive to normal people
>Being a slut dulls your capacity for meaningful relationships
>>25494840
A spade is a spade. A slut is a slut.
The only ones opposed to it are either the ones riding the cock carousel or feminists, and nobody gives a shit about what feminists think.
>>25494840
Procreating with a slut makes you L I T T E R A L L Y a cuck.
>>25494840
Delete the "repulsive" reason, you can't use that as a legitimate argument and people will cherry pick that to discredit everything else you say.
This is of course in case you made this thread to argue the roasty dilemma with someone sometime in the future.
I have chosen to never date anyone
I am 21, normal looking and 6'3 feet tall but my life is a mess right now. When i get my life together i could probably seduce a 4/10 girl and be content with her looks.
I won't be her first and i surely won't be her last. If i date i will continue to get dumped and change partners and there won't be anything special about it. I don't care about being intimate with someone if i am not their only one.
I know love does not exist and i am also not huge on the sex part. I know that dating someone would be bothersome but if we were together for years it would be a comfortable companionship.
But having a loyal companion that has only been intimate with you is nearly impossible in modern society.
>>25494806
I know that feel anon, I really do
The older we get the slimmer our chances of said intimacy becomes, it would be best to just give up on the false hope
>>25494806
Same here familia.
Or maybe we are just telling this ourselves because we can't get a gf with 21 and are virgins. So we make this excuse. But I'm happy with this excuse, at least for now.
>>25494927
Anyone who is above 4/10 can get a girl if he is only pathetic enough. You just have to be an actual cuck or a feminist who forgives the fact that she is a whore.
Prepare to be dumped and cheated on though.
But i would rather not date than live like this.
Would you go back to the 90s and relive that decade if you had the option?
>>25494637
am i allowed to use my knowledge of the future to make smart investments? if so, then yes
if not, then fuck no. the 90s were ass
Yes, I always dream about it. Even if I forget everything, I would like to be a kid again.
Even the pic made me sad, so many memories.
Once was enough. Almost didn't make it through the first time. Depressing mother fucking decade senpai.
This might not seem too bad since nothing actually happened, but it kills me everytime I remember. It's just to start
>Be me
>seventh grade
>stomach/thigh area starts hurting
>school uniform made us wear belts
>next period
>come up with a solution to ease the pain
>undo my belt, unzip and unbutton pants
>tie my hoodie...
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>find out about /b/
>be into weeaboo chick in hs
>tell her about my secret hacker website and that people post cp there
>she thinks i'm a pedophile and avoids me
kids can be so stupid i was like 17 then
>>25494291
How does it feel to be a literal fucking brain dead sub-human????
>17
>browse /b/
Ban this piece of literal human garbage
>>25494291
I browsed /b/ when i was like 13-15 and I told NO-ONE about it just incase they told the police or something.
>oneitis rejects and friendzones me
>i tell her to fuck off because i don't want to be her orbiter
>WAHHHHH I WANNA BE FRIENDDSSSS
>fine.jpg
>she still considers me her really good friend
>i am fucking with her emotions hardcore for revenge right now
>it's actually working
So you went from friends to friends?
You sure are playing her hard dude.
Please don't make her cry
>>25494228
show us you oneitis
>>25494228
>>i am fucking with her emotions hardcore for revenge right now
>>it's actually working
What OP meant by this was that he went back to being her orbiter but now he is fooling himself into thinking that he has control over it