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How do I become gay?
Can I still be gay if I don't do butt stuff?
>>29410021
I'll teach u anon. Show dik first tho please.
>>29410028
Nothing impressive
http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1466405091241.jpg
>>29410021
>Can I still be gay if I don't do butt stuff?
Yes.
I'd love to hate fuck some feminist bitch. I bet that dumb hypocritical slut would love it too.
Feminists screech misogyny, toxic masculinity, everything is rape etc all day long yet they are all the type who love being treated like an animal and ravaged by some caveman chad.
>>29410016
I keep hearing that. I don't know if it's just a meme but it makes sense. Women are often very contradictory like that.
Make sure you report back to us if you do it OP!
>>29410105
I promise I will report back. A man can dream.
A few short years ago I used to think women were intellectually the same and culture made the sexes different. *shudders*. What a cuck.
>>29410187
I believe the meme to be mostly true. Except for the rare actual lesbian feminist and the rare autistic bookworm feminist.
The feminists I know are promiscuous(fuck random guys regularly) and respect assertive guys.
tonight is a steam weeb thread kinda night
>mfw I've been hiding offline on Steam because I don't want my RL friends to know I've been playing visual novels
Not this shit again. Annoying!! Get out
hi ; w ;/
Who /antihero/ here?
Fuck that.
Who here /antagonist/?
Don't protagonize me
Chaotic neutral antiheroes are the only true alphas.
Who /literally poor/ here?
Why does life have to be so unfair?
>>29409779
If you're poor & uneducated why not do manual labor for a few years & save up money?
Because you're lazy.
>>29409779
Honestly, just stop being poor. It's not that hard. Grind out for a year or 2, save up a decent amount, start investing and get somewhere. It's not that hard if you're not stupid with your money.
Hi femanons.
Tell me, would you ever date a robot?
Not necessarily a NEET, just someone who's in their 20s and is a virgin and likes stupid weeb shit and vidya.
How are my chances to get a date as opposed to some generic normie?
>>29409762
plz respondjkdfhkrhdiofvh0939fjcoecpoe3je0cjf0e9j390jc904uefjc9pjefpcojojcoj-0rfi4-3i-pfjo43ekfo
its more about social skills rather than what you like and whether you are employed or not
>>29409762
Yes.
I also like stupid weeb shit and vidya so it's a bonus to me if a guy likes those things.
Of course people have standards so you'd also have to be up to those and being social will obviously give you more chances at talking with girls and maybe getting a gf.
who /mischief/ here?
>tfw lost 20kg of fat purely out of spite for an obese tumblr tub of shit on campus who claimed fat is genetic and that it's impossible to lose weight if you're fat
>
this is hate speech. delet this
>secretly stick action figure part up my ass
>tell sister to smell
>>29409751
That's a good motivation. Good for you, OP. Prove that fucker wrong.
Can any of my fellow Robot's give me a insite of what it is like to visit a brothel? Im planning on going this Saturday night
>>29409744
What part of the world? I've got experience in Latin America and I'm researching Asia, but apparently Euro Brothels are different.
Australia, I have brothel located 30 minutes away
>>29409786
Dunno about Aussieland, maybe there's some info you can use in this thread (if it'll let me post the link)
international sex guide [dot] info [slash] forum [slash] showthread [dot] php?1049-Sydney
THEM BRICKS IS WAY TOO HOT YOU NEED 2 CUT IT
THEM PRICES WAY TOO HIGH U NEED 2 CUT IT
>>29409740
I'M IN LOVE WITH DUH COCO(COCO)
XANNY FAMILY WO WO
I never understood this meme. Are these songs popular, are you just making up dumb lyrics?
Sideway Stanley is at your service
Must've been a really good nap.
>>29409731
Upside down Stanley present.
Wake up Mr Freeman, wake up and smell the memes
>tfw you will never join a racist skinhead gang and go around with your brothers bashing the fuck out of people
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dcc_1433086112
>>29409730
>murder of almost 600 immigrants in less than a year
seriously? thats fucking crazy.
I wouldnt bash anyone of different races. I'm not a violent person. I don't believe in hurting minorities or non-whites, I just don't like the nigs and spics. They're ruining America with their stupid liberal culture shit. I'm proud of being white but I'm shut down for proclaiming my pride.
sheit I was thinking about going to russia. do they only beat up shitskins though? or any immigrant?
Why are normies so materialistic?
If people were responsible with their money the economy would crash.
Because they have no internal sense of self, and so need to seek validation in the eyes of others. Material possessions are a visible way to quantify their value as a person in comparison to others. However, because their material possessions have no intrinsic value to one's self, as soon as the obtain them the object loses all value. Thus they remain in a perpetual state wherein they pursue that object which will give them worth and define their person.
Because materialism makes them feel like they're worth something. I'm able to buy diamonds and put them in my teeth and take a shit in a .999 pure gold toilet while you eat ramen all day going from paycheck to paycheck.
What is a sociopath, and how do I become one?
>>29409655
Dammit I even got dubs but no replies to question
>>29409655
Why? You read on the Internet that chicks dig it?
Watch fight club, batman and clockwork orange when you're 13-16 years old.
>Control academia
>Have dozens of celebrities reaffirm and promote your views
>Media demonizes anyone who disagrees with your views
>People have been fired and lost their careers for disagreeing with your views
>Have powerful politicians, even the president promote your long refuted myths
>Still believe that the world is against you and you're fighting against the status quo
How is it possible for feminists to be this delusional?
>>29409601
>that faux sincerity wannabe kurt cobaine grunge outfit
That's what I'm mad about
Feminism is a plague. Its all about entitlement and using the victim status as a means to bully and get your way. Both men and women have problems in direct relation to society but feminism says that women are always the victims and all men are the oppressors. If anything, most of the r9k crowd are men and they're not the oppressors of "patriarchal society".
i thought you were talkong about the jews until i saw the word "feminism". jesus
>chest pains
Well I guess this is it. Goodbye /r9k/.
Pinch your chest to make it stop
>tfw lumps under the skin on my neck
i'm too scared to see a doctor though
>>29409569
It's just anxiety, bro
![men%20spooning2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VTtPTzu.jpg "men%20spooning2[1]")
