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is male virginity really regarded as a synonym for retardation at age 20+ ?
or is it at least seen as a "warnsign" while considering this man as a partner ?
or is this ghost of virginity just a robotical construct in order to gain sympathy from other robots ?
Yeah it is.
I wish to destroy video games.
bumpedi bump
>>29413694
>is male virginity really regarded as a synonym for retardation at age 20+ ?
probably, I'm a virgin in my 20s and women seem to instantly dislike me
>You'll never be a mech pilot fighting for mars independence against an oppressive earth government
>You will never be a powerful warlock standing on the edge of a cliff as the gentle breeze moves through your black cloak
>you'll never touch a boob
Why even live
Originaroo
How do you feel that this girl can eat more than four of you combined?
I'd like her to eat more than four of me ;)
>>29413574
>that metal snot shit
why do so many girls have those these days, that stuff is disgusting as fuck
Bullshit she can, i'm a fucking eating machine.
YOU NEVER LISTEN TO MY ADVICE JON SNOW!
Oh btw, I thought I might inform you that there is thousands of knights on their way to aid us in the battle against Ramsay.
Eh, I don't think this is relevant to the war council, better keep my mouth shut about it so thousands of people can die before the knights show up!
#MakesNoSansa
>>29413536
Sorry Petyr wasn't willing to sacrifice thousands of his people for your faggot battle, faggot.
Who even continues to watch this shit after the desaster that was episode 8?
>>29413536
Jon better not trust this cunt. She contributed to her father losing his head. She'll have Jon's head before it's over.
Daily reminder that those without Chad genetics should just give up
>on bus
>sitting with two friends, one is girl, one is chad friend
>I'm lanklet just started lifting (not much progress visible through clothing)
>"omg Chad you're genetically blessed!"
>he has been lifting for half as long as me with shit consistency
>"anon you're like a twig"
SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU THINK IM FUCKING UNAWARE OF MY SHIT LANKLET GENETICS YOU POLISH WHORE.
Also today, early on.
>talking to 2 Stacey's and a Chad a few years younger than me
>Chad wearing tank top
>Stacey 1: "Omg nice arms"
>Chad: "Don't even work out, just naturally like this"
>me: "yeah lucky man you won the genetic lottery"
>Stacey 2: "Yeah, aha, you didn't anon"
I wish it was easier to get a gun here, if to rampage or even to simply end it. I'm fucking done.
Ur friends are gay
>>29413545
This
Also buy a gun on the internet and go get your pay back
>>29413545
Poor way of saying it, but this underage faggot is right, OP. Get new friends.
Easier said than done, but your current ones suck.
Any other /fat/bots here?
I just tried a diet of eating one cup of maruchan noodles for an entire day and successfully got to sleep, but the next morning I barely had the energy to stand so I went back to regular eating
Why the fuck would you think that's a good idea?
If you want to lose weight, you don't diet. You change your lifestyle permanently.
It's not a temporary effort. It's a long term effort.
>>29413478
hello fellow /fat/bot
Been eating one or two microwave macaroni meals a day, it's been working pretty well for me, though my skin's been getting paler and I've got really bad anemia. You'll feel weak at first because your body isn't used to it, but spreading even a noodle bowl over the course of a few hours can fill you up easier.
Celery and peanut butter gives you good energy if you need to do shit. Keep in mind eating so little is not good for your body at all, and /fit/ would call you retarded, but fuck normies and fuck everyone else anyways
What weight you at?
>>29414709
>>29413478
I suggest considering oatmeal. Noodles and macaroni gives you energy spikes.
Who here /devilish/?
>go to a board where the regulars get mad easily, like /a/
>post an intentionally shitty opinion, try to sound as much of an underaged redditor newfag as possible
>take any pic I have saved in my computer, rename it to image.jpg and upload it
>>29413443
That's not devilish, that's just regular autism.
>>29413443
>Go to store
>Ask me if I am looking for something
>Let me see stuff
>Say: "I will get back here later when I have decided what to buy"
>Never come back
>Cashier tells me "Have a good day"
>Don't
Oh well i guess
Dear blog
>>29413438
fuck off you stupid normalfag and take your stupid facebook frog with you
>>29413611
how do you decide who's a normal fag and who's not
don't put labels on me phaggot
>>29413633
lets do this democratically, heres a second vote for you being a normalfag
Where do I go to practise job interview skills?
>>29413392
Glassdoor
Have a friend/family member ask you questions.
Job interviews.
Right here, right now.
Tell me about a time you failed at doing something.
Are there any robots currently playing osrs? If are come to Varrock square and hangout. Btw this isn't a begging thread, just a meet up
>>29413283
On my way, bud. What world?
>>29413299
oops cant believe i forgot the world. It's 382
only a fat neckbeard would play a GIRL CHARACTER in a shit no life game like runescape
god ur such a PATHETIC VIRGIN
>tfw worst personality type
I got the best one desu senpai
I think I'm an ISFP but I repress my emotions and try to act macho. It's kinda stupid
isfj
tell more how does it feel like to have the worst personality type fucking normie scum
>Be Slavic
>Have Slavic name
>At work when you arrive you need to write down your name and sign
>Normies see my name
>People cant pronounce it unless they are slavic themselves
>They start laughing and the supervisor (like 4 girls)
>lmaooo how do u say ur name hahaha?
>it's in your country right?
>hahaha
Why are normies so fucking retarded?
I honestly haven't found a good answer yet as to why normalfags are fucking retarded.
I guess it's kind of like asking what's the point of life.
I have this same issue except I'm Asian.
Shit sucks I've given up on correcting people on their pronunciation
I'd probably not say your name out of fear of getting it wrong. Wouldn't laugh though. I like you slavbros, you can come to new zealand any time
>the vast majority of people have regular sex
This is just mindblowing. How do they do it?
>>29413163
They fulfill a set of genetically programmed requirements for the opposite sex so that they are biologically driven to mate and produce offspring with each other.
>>29413163
No they don't you retard, a small percentage of men have sex with the entirety of women. Its just a fact you're gonna have to learn to live with.
>>29413308
This, I'm currently having sex with around 10 different women in addition to the fairly regular sex I have with my gf and the occasional night spent with her mom
Post your funny WE WUZ KINGZ shit, robots.
Pic related.
>>29413149
It is funny because it is the truth. Such people as Hannibal, Shakespeare and Jesus were all black.
>>29413176
Where the fuck are those bricks on the rope hanging from? The moon?
>>29413176
>niggers are THIS deluded
Pic related, typical subsaharan nig delusion
>tfw you can't call asleep because she keeps kissing your face
>>29413129
Hans? I'm sorry, I was just really happy. I love you
>>29413129
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?! (By the way, your a fucking Reddit-fag who doesn't proof read his shit.)
>>29413732
*you're
Ftfy
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