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If you so old that you remember this lego,
its to late.
>>29417305
>old
Nigga that was the NEW legos, that King's sword wasn't part of the original knight Legos.
This is older. This and those pirate ship Legos with the cannons that fire blocks.
Hell yeah that's the good shit.
B-but im only 21
>>29417356
FUUUUUUCK
NOSTLAGIA OVERLOAD
well, anon are you just gonna stand there with that weird look on your face or are you gonna come over here?
>>29417288
I'm just gonna throw up and go back inside
You stay out here
>>29417288
Sorry I've just never seen a hippo stand on its tiptoes before.
>>29417288
I'm gonna stay over here
Thanks tho
>tfw no qt Latina gf to snuggle with
>>29417249
Anyone have photos of Isabels feet
>>29417280
dammit you just made me sad knowing I'll never have isabel's feet in my face
>>29417249
Who is this, I need to know
Please
>take a big shit
>let the shit sit half outside/half inside my ass
>wait a minute
>shit it out all the way
>ass feels empty as fuck and I yearn for a dick in it
Is this one of the best feels in the world? I think it is
I got a little jelly.
>pleasuring yourself with your own poop
Kill yourself you fucking faggot
Original comment bitchtit
>tfw you read all that in elsa's voice
Hot desu
what to do when a girl seems to like you but you are too autistic
Prie ko cia ta veliava?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Method_acting
thank me when you contract at least 5 stds
>>29417286
>Prie ko cia ta veliava?
i'm a russian occupant
l hate women
>>29417135
Why? Because non of them wants to have sex with you. That's too bad
How is that an original comment
How is this not an original all comment
Yeah, me too
Originality oiouovith
Are there any other good websites like 4chan that you guys know of? Where you can pretty much post anything? I'm getting so sick of /r9k/. Especially with the summerfag shitposting.Don't suggest reddit. I hate reddit.
>>29417074
i know a few but fuck you op you're not infesting "muh sekrit" club (:
>>29417074
buy a somethingawful account then buy me one
>>29417074
wizardchan if you're an actual robot and not a normie on 4chan for the epic memes
You know the drill
First two digits = number of push-ups you need to do.
Something less than 10 please, my PB is 38
OPTIONAL EXTRA WORKOUT: 3rd and 4th digits = number of crunches you need to do, you can do them in sets.
rolling
fdsfa fafadf rtjhgjgh
>Used to spend countless hours on /r9k/
>stopped browsing in 2012
>come back out of nostalgic curiosity
>its still the same exact thing
Same exact memes, same exact talking points, same exact suffocating angst. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THERE HAS BEEN LITERALLY ZERO ADVANCEMENT IN THIS BOARDS CULTURE
I'm both impressed and disgusted.
Yes these are the board topics.
Might as well go to /co/ and complain that they're still talking about cartoons.
>>29417043
you picked a bad time
there's been stagnation for a few months
you should've came back when the oregon shooting happened or fridgebro or rare pepes/tendies
>>29417083
I don't think you understand my horror; IT's not so much the topics as it is the discussions themselves. Everyone regurgitates the same stale robot wisdom that I had already gotten bored of back in 2010. Everyone seems to get deadlocked in the same exact arguments that had been all but resolved eons ago. It's astonishing that even after 4 years away, nothing feels strange or new about this place and my experience is still as fresh as ever
>tfw every time I try hard to be funny to a girl, I just come off as disgusting
Guys, how do I pull this off? I always hear girls like 'funny' guys. So I try saying the same jokes I say around my male buddies, usually slightly offensive jokes, may involve something about poop or piss, or racism or rape or whatnot. Girls instantly find me disgusting instead of funny.
How can I get these whores to think I'm funny?
You and your friends sound like trash
Are you ugly or poor? Then you can't be funny. Only creepy
>>29417040
Surely you don't have to be told that women aren't fans of rape jokes
Why are normalfags so obsessed with tattoos?
Because they crave to be "unique". Ironically in their pursuit of being unique they're like every other normie.
it helps them "express themselves"
:^)
>>29417023
Because it's the extension of their personality.
>muh #worldrefugeeday
ITS HAPPENING
GET IN HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRdsOS7FJg8
>>29416994
>world refugee day
>>29416994
bumperinho
>>29416994
bump, save our NEETbucks for ourselves
Could you ever be happy with another man's leftovers?
Could you look into the same eyes that saw another man do perverse sexual acts upon her, and really feel that you love her?
Could you believe her when she says, "you're the best I've ever had"?
>>29416993
Sure why not?
I'm not insecure
Yes. For one week. Haaaaaa
Yep. My fiance sucked five previous cocks before she met me, but she saved her vaginal virginity for me. Feels good, man.
>tfw you find an abandoned old phpbb forum for a game you used to play
>tfw remembering you used to have friends
every now and then I use waybackmachine to see an old bleach forum I use to frequent
I eventually joined the team and made weapons. that was the most exciting thing I've done.
>>29417007
Yeah, I was around for so long that I eventually joined the admin team before dropping off the face of the earth and just never signing back in for some reason.
>tfw you were apart of a small but active YouTube group for weebs
>everyone had an Xbox live account and we used to run train on people in social slayer
>YouTube gets rid of groups
>mom stops laying internet bill
>lose touch with everyone
Ladykitty you will forever be my internet wife and I miss you everyday
>tfw all I want to do all day is play video games
Why must normies pester us by saying we need to have families of our own? Why are you required to be a wagecuck in this sad depressing world or you will not be able to even live a decent life?
Who cares.
One day you will die and nothing will exist anymore ever again.
>>29416955
this, just watch as much anime as you can and die without making a mess
Sometimes the group knows better than you. Playing videogames is a pastime. Not a lifestyle. You don't need to play games around the clock.
