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>tfw meeting my sister for the first time tomorrow
I don't know what to say to her.
>>29420966
"I want to have sex with you."
How old are you both?
Why are you only meeting now?
>>29420966
ask to see her penis
Why are whites so shit with food?
Why do you keep making these threads?
Why do people keep these threads alive for so long?
>people still make this thread late Q2, 2k16
Blacks in the west have the highest obesity rates. This would suggest that they live off of fast food and ready meals. They really have no ground to stand on when it comes to the quality of food.
Ask a drug dealer anything
>>29420685
That's about an Oz in that picture
>>29420732
You would be right - 35 grams
>>29420685
how much weight do you move?
>Right now , in this very board , there are people who shower everyday and think they are 'robots'
Cleanfags genocide when ?
I actually got a chuckle out of this
>>29420641
Tfw dirty motherfuckers
I'm at a level psycho cleanliness though
>>29421678
Shut up fucking cleanfag , why are you here anyway ? Don't you have deodrants to put on or showers to take ? fucking cleanfags trying to appeal to normies and shit
>be sick of depression and finally go to a psychologist
>expect some old bastard doctor
>doctor is around my age qt 9/10 girl
>asks me awkward stuff if I fart a lot, have diarrhea, my sex drive, my last girlfriend, my daily routine
>spagetti everywhere
THIS IS NOT REAL I WANTED TO FINALLY CHANGE
>>29420608
>>asks me awkward stuff if I fart a lot, have diarrhea, my sex drive, my last girlfriend, my daily routine
You better told the doctor the truth and told her about your gas and spraying shits
>>29420671
I was too suprised by those questions and just mumbled something. Her beautiful big eyes staring at me while she says those words I actually got me a boner and could't concentrate at all
I know that feel.
I got prescribed this. Pretty sure it's my doctor's way of telling me I should off myself.
A;right, /r9k/, do your worst to this guy.
>>29420586
Did he knock over your sippy cup or something?
>>29420620
it's ops buddy. Or maybe even op himself
>>29420586
op got cucked by the gentleman in the image
As a femanon who browses this board from time to time I finally understood the meaning of this comic and why people get so frustrated with it.
It's a political statement about gender identity and what literally happens to people who are forced into being a different gender than they are.
The guy obviously is a woman on the inside because he feels introspective and shy just like her. :(
As the woman who made that, no that's not what I meant.
It's a hyperbolic extension of the current events and the leftist climate to make a funny dystopian tale. I wrote it nonlinear-like for a hilarious Shamlamian twist.
>>29420874
idk I figured you can tell the guy in the left wants to be a woman cause he's so shy and introverted.
That's mostly a woman trait, men are confident and outgoing.
>>29420952
>obviousbait.png
Does anyone here have a /stacysister/?
>>29420467
do you flirt with her and grab her ass etc?
i would
>>29420467
Yup. My normie sister just had her 20 year old boyfriend propose to her (she's 19) and she said yes, of course.
Its okay though, im a khv and turn 21 in a week so maybe I'll finally have the courage to put a 62 grain round of 5.56 through my head
>>29421257
>getting married at 19
they are going to get divoriced soon and it is going to be a massive shitshow
enjoy dealing with that and i hope they dont have children
fucking idiots
Is this a boy or a girl? Im going to get high and smash.
>>29420456
>down to smoke
She wants your money. DON'T I REPEAT DON'T
>>29420456
>Is this a boy or a girl?
why even give a fuck if you can't tell?
My cock literally does not care. I will put my penis in that thing's mouth, asshole, and if it has one, it's pussy, but I'm not too fussed about that.
>its a doggy dog world
>for all intensive purposes
>take it for granite
>take it for granite
d-do people actually say this?
>>29420327
Do wot now, chum?
>I could care less
this one triggers me the most.
>5 more months of blistering sun
I don't think I can take it any longer.
Where are you, anon?
I absolutely hate summer. I hate heat, sunlight, daylight savings. All the normies around here love this shit, I find it miserable and uncomfortable. I'm eagerly awaiting autumn and winter.
>tfw I live in Arizona and am a lifeguard
End me
Tfw it finally rains today but the damn clouds are moving away already. I can't wait for summer to be over. Worst part of the year.
Why does 4chan, including r9k support trump?
He is the definition of a chad, he has a shitload of money his daddy gave to him, fucks models while being a total douche and he even gets away with it.
>>29419923
I hate him, I just hate Hillary more cause all the normies and feminists support her. I just want to see their butthurt if Trump wins.
>>29419923
I can't help but feel like, rather than us memeing Donald, he's memeing us and we just haven't realised it yet.
>>29419923
Because he will fix this cunt tree.
Did you ever have a lucid dream? Please share your dream in this thread
>>29419879
Self b-bump
>>29419879
yup, do it often to get all the stress out.
>feelsgoodman
>>29419961
Did you ever have sex within such a dream? How did it feel like?
How's that Youtube channel coming along robots?
Hit any milestones? Jumping on new bandwagons when it comes to meme games like Overwatch? Still playing Mineycrafta? Maybe you're trying out pranks in da hood?
I recently deleted all 3 or 4 old videos that I had on my channel out of embarrassment and am going to start over.
The other day too some high school kids filmed a prank video with me as one of the prankees and asked if I was okay with being in the video. Hope you kids become viral!
I said fuck it awhile ago and decided to just throw up whatever half assed bullshit I felt like.
I used to make machinima with my friends back in high school. I didnt post the videos on Facebook, just shared them privately with my friends.
One day my gf starts commenting on the videos and I never told her about them. But it's ok since she was crazy and after she left me for another guy the guy told me later that she would cut her wrists and use the blood as hair dye.
I don't use YouTube much these days now.
>>29419926
What do you do, gaming? narration of furry fanfic? recitations of your manifestos?
How the heII can white "women" even compete?
HOLY SHIT WHlTE "WOMEN" ON SUlClDE WATCH!!!
HOW CAN WHITE WOMEN EVEN COMPETE?
They can't obviously but there are so few asian women in the states that they don't have to.
>>29419809
christ i need to racemix fap again
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