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Are prostitutes more economical than having a gf? Here is my monthly estimate:
Prostitute:
1 visit * $200 = $200
GF:
4 weekends of entertainment * $100 = $400
Having a gf requires taking her out, buying her stupid shit whenever she's in a pissy mood, makeup, tampons, etc.
A prostitute doesn't even cost $200. An escort maybe. You can find any single mother to give you some pussy for $50.
>>29422002
What are you talking about? Gfs are incredible investments, especially hen you live with them.
>Rent and bills go down because you split them with them
>Food costs go down by about 30% as it's cheaper to buy and cook for two. Girls have better cooking skills and will waste less food.
>More free time because she'll do half or usually more of the laundry, washing, cleaning and cooking
>Entertainment halve drop as you share the costs of music/movie/books or vidya (if she's into that)
>Dramatic reduction in money pissed away at pubs/clubs, bullshit social engagements that you were only attending to meet a girl anyway. Staying in becomes the best.
>fuel savings.
From my experience I can say I saved a shitload of money when I moved out of my share house and into an apartment with my gf EVEN THOUGH my rent actually went up $50 a week. The food, fuel and going out expenses were jsut that much reduced.
Literally the only cost is birthday/christmas gifts and you have to spend like 10 minutes a day hearing her yap on about whatever happened that day. Usually then you can proceed to ejaculate inside them or kiss them (kissing is important)
>>29422004
>Usually then you can proceed to ejaculate inside them or kiss them
The kiss goes before or after ejaculating?
Why would a girl like this do porn?
>>29421990
dumb, easy money, likes big cocks
Because some people are only good to look at and can't do much else.
Really, the most beautiful woman in the world can also be the dumbest and most incompetent bitch in existence. Porn is an easy way in for girls who are hot but have no skills for an actual job.
Potentially due to abuse earlier in life resulting in very low self-esteem.
There are loads of posts about depression and suicide here, so I will dump some Super Mega comics for you to read and enjoy, maybe some of you'll cheer up.
You can find all of these at:
http://www.supermegacomics.com/index.php?i=1
I hope everyone had/is having a good day.
The robot might be a nuisance, but it's okay.
Is there any art robots on? What kind of art do you make/perform? Personally I love writing songs, and drawing/sketching, but paining alludes me... Wbu R9K?
>>29421847
I draw spesssheps. I design them to an adequate hard science fiction standard as well. And write science fiction. And make jewelry for grills sometimes. And paint once in a while. I like watercolors.
Drawing and sculpting
I want to give up
I write shitty rap lyrics to cliche instrumentals.
Who else here is 25+?
I can get the majority of this board being 18 or 19. But I swear, half of y'all are even below that and still in high school. I end up feeling like an old. And sometimes more of a creep than when I'm swing dancing with some girls who have the sexiest dresses known to man, only to talk to them and find out they're still juniors or seniors.
>worst part is: I work at a community college, so I'm always around those too young for me
>>29421789
It's pretty pathetic to be on 4chan after 20 tbqh senpai
>>29421815
Feels don't stop at 20 faggot
>>29421815
Shaddup, mom!
>qt girl in my class last semester, always staring at me
>we are both kinda akward but i get her number
>try to hang out, she flakes
>last day of class and its looking like im just going to leave without saying anything to her
>she stops me specifically to ask to hang out ver the summer, i cautiously oblige
>set up a day to hang out
>she flakes
>delete her number and logs so cant make a dumb autist text to her
>she sees me on the street and goes out of her way to come talk to me
>tell her to just come to my fucking house to hang out
>she says okay
>set up a day to hang out when she says she's off
>doesn't text back
>delete her number again, 3 strikes, get a different qts number the next day
does anyone else just not have time for this kinda garbage and feel good how fast you have learned to move on?
recovering betas thread. post in here my brothers
she was laughing at your awkward ass behind your back with a real man she let blow a load down her throat and with her gfs who all sucked off the same guy
>>29421811
most likely, fellow robot, but this thread is specifically about acknowledging the possibility and knowing it isn't the end of the world
>>29421774
i just dont care, there are so many women out there literally none of that matters
just move on
if they dont text or whatever it means nothing
now i just try and dance/make out with girls at bars, get there a number and set something up, most will text with you after you kiss them the night before
try to get to this point, and then i think soon i will be able to fuck them
That bisexual/gay/fem boys give their male friends blowjobs, especial straight friends, should be a normal and accepted thing and there should be some way to ''signal'' your friends you're up for it and its up to them to use your mouth
The sexuality of those receiving the service should never be put in question, in fact there should be no fuss at all about crap like gender/orientation/whatever, just spontaneous lustful cock-worship, pleasure and relaxation, and the one giving the service should just be that, the one designated as cocksucker, the one with the given function of serving his friends cocks, like that should be his whole sexual identity, being a submissive cock hungry hole, and being appreciated for it
Basically the scenario would be any given group of male friends that hang out drink, smoke, do drugs etc... have that one skinny, fem, weak guy that they have to protect and look after any way, so he might as well get on his knees now and then, when no ones looking, since in reality he wants to do it any way, and everyone loves to get their cocks sucked
Everything else, clothes, makeup, hormones, whatever, should just come spontaneously, just as if it were a subculture or a normalized custom
This would actually lead to greater long term acceptance of different sexuality, as it would give them a function and a purpose in relation to others, and men, hetero or otherwise, appreciate that simple logic.
>>29421608
Didn't even read you delusional faggot
sounds good to me
I will volunteer to give head
>>29421608
I would definitely suck my friend's off. I want to try sucking cock so badly.
is there any cute anime girls on /r9k/ wanting a robot?
please i know no one wants a robot in its life but yo i have some qualities :^(
> 19, medium but not fit
> french
> knows how to cook french, italian, arab, chinese, japanese and a few other european recipes
> erudite in art (painting, music, architecture, poetry and literature, cinema, comic and animation), in philosophy (mainly existentialism, aesthetic, moral and religion), and in science (in elite physics studies)
> will made mad cash easily in 3 years
> not neet and hardworker
> likes tumblr-tier / hipster-tier / girly-tier anime and movies, yuasa maasaki (tatami galaxy, kaiba...) and wes anderson (moonrse kingdom, rushmore,...) are one of my favorite directors
> kinda shy and hard to first talk but can basically talk about everything
> likes pepe
am i seductive enough or not at all? :^(
please i don't want to be stuck in a robot life
>>29421576
>didn't list height
fucking manlet
>>29421606
i forget it, i'm 1m85 so 6'0 if i'm right
>>29421748
Aww anon
I play piano and guitar
I watch animes but not such obscure ones, I liked lain and chuunibyou
I'm studying at a good uni at for a meme degree
I have quite a knowledge in literature but would love to read more
Slavic
I probably cook better than you but we could share knowledge and cook together! <3
I go to the gym so we could go together if you want t get fit with me
But could we please also go visit the mountains and go skiing?
I'm 5ft 5, skinny and natural hair, I don't wear makeup but people sometimes call me pretty so it can't be too bad
Fucking normie anti suicide articles are all I find when searching for ways to cope with wanting to die and depression.
All of them talk about loved ones asif everybody has them, I hate my dad, my mom wouldn't understand me, my brother is a idiot/teenager and my sister is a bitch that used to hit me (I tried hitting her back once and suddenly my dad gave a shit, it only stopped when I called the cops and we haven't spoken since).
Even worse are those that tell you to "just cuddle/kiss/have sex" because it releases something, having no one is the source of my depression so how the fuck can I get that?
I'm going to just end myself, nothing will change and I've always been alone and miserable. Everyone hates me.
>>29421574
http://www.helpguide.org/articles/depression/dealing-with-depression.htm
>first result of search for "coping with depression"
>more than half of tips are not social
>social tips involve telling you how to make relationships when you don't have them
>>29421574
Here's something another anon said last time this topic came up.
>I've heard people say suicide is selfish because it's inconsiderate to the feelings of the people who "love" you.
>I say its selfish to think that someone should live a life they dont deem worth living just because you find entertainment or emotional fulfillment in them
>>29421618
Wow nice meme, those are all either impossible for me to do or plain stupid. "make a new friend" Fuck off I've tried that and guess what, that's near impossible for me. All my friends end up not caring about me or hating me. I'm sorry if I'm coming off as an asshole, I'm just breaking down in tears right now and I don't want to live.
>>29421667
I never asked to be born, it's selfish to keep me in pain for your own hapiness.
I've tried being optimistic and never giving up, I tried being happy and finding the good things in life but it always comes back to cause me more pain and misery. I fucking tried. My parents failed, they don't even care. I told them I want to kill myself and I've lost drive and my will to live and they were angry at me. Like fuck me, how dare I not be happy while Africans would love to have my money, it's not like people need social companionship and love nearly as much as they need sleep and food.
Anyone got that video + webm of Angela White getting fucked with her head in the toilet?
Have a rare le haxor anonymoose pepe for your trouble :)
bump with lewd images
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>>29421553
Why did my subconsciousness insert Angela Merkel when skimming this?
Looking for a fun, comfy game with other robots? Welcome to Land o' Feels, the minecraft server for robots. Land'o'Feels 2 features a massive custom built map measuring ~12,000 blocks in width. From fridged ocean waters to swamps and jungles the map features plenty of diversity for everyone.
We run on 1.9.4, with Factions, MCMMO skills, and anticheat plugins installed. The server is 24/7, so you can log in and have fun anytime.
We have a fairly consistent playerbase, averaging around 5+ every day.
Pic related is a little bit of the map we're currently playing on.
IP: 192.169.44.9:26094
Dynmap: http://192.169.44.9:8123/
If you have any questions, just ask on the thread or in-game. Thanks.
>>29421537
A view of a castle, far in the cold, north mountains
commencing screen dump
apparently my FOV triggers people
>have older sister
>we're very close to each other
>we talk about everything even sexual stuff which sometimes comes up in conversations
>in the last 3 years she turned from hot to very hot through working out but I never saw her as a woman since we grew up together but now its very clear so I can't ignore it anymore
>always wears tight fitting clothes now
>perfect ass which I constantly look at (can't resist)
>we get a lot more physical recently
>she kinda mentioned the things that make her horny are forbidden things (like cheating for example) and the risk of getting caught
>don't know what to do since it feels like it would ruin our relationship on the other side its the purest form of love
>dick already knows the answer to all the questions
pic semi related, her body type is about the same.
tl:dr sister wants to fug wat do
Gehen sie away, Jew.
>>29421447
fuck her but dont have genetically fucked up children
>>29421447
Why, just consult Descartes.
Is pic related true? Do betas get the shaft? Do alphas get to live life with a completely different view than us betas?
hmm looks interesting, will read and reply when i do so
baitodesuru
>>29421394
so the key is being a fucking douchebag?...b-b-but that's not a nice thing to do, also unnatural for me
Do any of you fitfags know if Focus T25 works?
>>29421135
Wrong board fuckface.
The best workout is the one you actually do.
>>29421135
Masterbaiting is a better workout routine
>didn't show up at work today
>didn't call in
>they finally called and fired me
>not even mad
>went back to playing video games
Feels good living with parents and having safety net funds. Can probably survive 2-3 months before I get another job. Going to enjoy the Summer.
How's the NEET life going, begging your parents for everything?
>>29421114
Where you the guy who made that thread earlier about not showing up for work today?
>>29421114
i've been on this board all day and night so I ask you, anon. why do you repost this thread? I'm proud of you but live your life now. you're free
>>29421126
>>29421155
It 404'd before I got done with a clan war and people had questions. Figured I'd post again and they could ask again.
I am living my life. 4chan and video games are life
