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So. Any of you guys on fetlife?
If not, why not? You're missing all the fun. It's a robot's paradise.
Yep. Met a girl who is super awkward who has a kitten fetish, in that she comes around, dresses in her pjs and pretends to be my good little kitty as I stroke her hair.
>go to bdsm meetup in my city
>it's literally just someone's house
>knock, someone lets me inside
>bunch of people just hanging out
>eating snacks, watching tv etc
>i'm the youngest person there
>awkwardly standing in a corner
>notice two guys going upstairs
>hear slapping sounds above
>suddenly feel intensely absurd
>run straight home fast as i can
i'm a virgin i can't handle it
Can you elaborate? How is it a robot's paradise? It seems like every other dating site: if you aren't normie or Chad you're screwed.
Have our memes gone too far?
>le nodding man
not subtle/10
>>29418072
>3 genders away from becoming an ultimate life form
I chuckled.
this is what happens when you trigger /pol/
Did you ever jerk off onto a pic of someone? Does the person know, did you show it to him/her?
That's some really unhealthy looking cum.
>>29418022
Your cum looks disgusting
Your cum looks like fungus
Change your diet
It it possible to find a virgin girl who will stay committed and never cheat?
Surely there's one girl out of the 3.5 billion who's like this.
>>29417998
yes but she will be wanted by top tier guys so you dont have a chance
I dont understand the insecurity with requiring a virgin? just fuck a non virgin if you ever get a chance, and once you do you wont be such shit. you will get some more girls and bam after a couple find a chick who is as experienced or less than you... this whole pure virgin thing is not a possibility for any of your kind
>>29417998
>3.5 billion
You just answered your own question.
yeah, i've got one. We met when we were 16 though so and that is JUST scraping it, so if you're already past that age you're probably screwed desu
Let's have a "guess the robot" thread
guess the robot
>>29417996
guy in the yellow shirt
easy
>>29418044
No
Originallo origami
>woman says "hi" to you
>you say "hi" back
>no clue what to do after this exchange
What the fuck are you supposed to talk about after this? Could some normies give me some tips?
talk about clothes,school and events
>>29417986
<i-i hate niggers, what about you? Hehe :DD
ask how she is and what she's been up to, if you can't get a conversation rolling out of that just make some excuse up to leave
Eurofag here
>No friends
>No job
>No degree
>25+
>Ugly
>Virgin
>Living at home
(you know the drill)
I tried going back to school, attempting to get out of this rut, but I felt utterly pathetic and even more of failure than I usually do taking classes with 17-19 year olds. I was mocked and ignored by everyone and felt as though I didn't belong, and I wish I wouldn't have cared, but it got to me eventually. Barely lasted a year.
Can't get a fucking job to save my life bc everything requires a degree nowadays, and I'm too expensive for a dead end job so they hire teenagers or immigrants for that. Yay minimum wage.
Applied to several tech support jobs, but I guess they can tell from my voice I'm a socially awkward mistake and I never get a call back.
Thought about starting my own company, but I have no ideas, no motivation and no skills to actually pull it off.
What's left? Suicide? Being a poor welfare leech for the rest of my days? Is there any way out of being a NEET at this point?
There was a time I thought all I had to do was to wait it out, that something would come my way, eventually. Those days are gone, there is nothing coming.
What's your plan for the future fellow NEETs?
Join military
All problems solved
21, back to school after being a high school dropout, doing a business course.
Looking at getting into IT stuff as well, maybe I could even learn a trade. Fuck idk.
I just need more knowledge and experience after being out of life for the past 5 years. It's like I'm still 16 at 21.
>>29417966
>How do you plan on getting out of NEETdom?
i dont want to though :^)
tfw mom's new boyfriend is tall, muscular, handsome and successful
most humiliating of all, he's younger than me by a year (22)
>succesful
>hooking up with some gross ass old pussy who has an adult child
he is a beta and you know it. chad doesnt settle for older then 17 women.
>>29417963
I bet your mum asks
>"anon why aren't you out getting model tier gf's and making millions?? ;p"
You're an incel and she dates chads, I would fucking kill myself I'm just glad I wasn't alive before my mother hit the wall
>>29417984
Pretty much this. That's the most trailer park tier of relationships.
I want to hug Ayano-chan
She is a cute
>>29417751
I wanna drink milk with hanako
Bandage is the best isn't he senpaitachi?
>>29417751are you by chance greganon?
I have an autistic fascination with the history of tobacco. Ask me anything you want to know.
Why does big fat cigar turds got you higher than cigarettes while those are overcooked? Is it because they're cooked toward addiction rather than potency?
>>29417680
when was dip invented
>>29417680
What is its spiritual significance according to the cultures that used it the most?
>sitting and conversing
>suddenly hit with out of body thoughts
>can't tell who I am anymore
>not sure who I'm talking to
>what is identity
who else /depersonalized/
I can't be the only one
please share stories before it happens again
I get it, but to a lesser degree than you. I guess sort of more into the realm of derealization.
>>29417697
when was your last occurrence?
My friend has had one once and I was facinated by the phenomenon he described. I would like to experience that myself just for curiositys sake. Altered states of mind are facinating.
What do you even do with a girlfriend?
Just sex?
and cuddles which gives warmness and happiness :3
>>29417582
Be miserable and lose money.
>talk about current news and politics
>master a videogame
>do car maintenance with her
the possibilities are endless!
Any robots ever used an onahole?
for real im consideirng getting this as i am 23 and its obvious I will never feel real pussy, im ready to give up and accept the wizard life. but it this really worth $60 bucks when i can just quickly fap with no mess or hassle?
bamp
one of you must have experiencd with this
/jp/ would be a better place to ask
I have a Meiki ZXY
It's considered the most lifelike fake pussy you can get
I never had sex so I don't know how it compares
Its really nice but I stopped using it unless I get really horny. The cleanup is just a bitch
>be 23y/o virgin but not kissless
>have been lifting a lot since summer 2015
>see female friend haven't seen since before I started the /fit/ lifestyle a couple weeks ago
>she's mirin' muh gainz
>we're all gonna make it.jpeg
>friend goes back to school for summer classes
>continue to text back and fourth over time since originally seeing each other again
>last week shit starts to heat up
>skype and snapchat fap sessions almost every night.png
>I agree to come see her at school 2.5hours away
>get there Saturday night and do typical date bullshit, dinner and a movie
>nothing sexual during this time period just hanging out as friends like we normally would
>get back to her place
>after brushing teeth I find her naked in bed
>I get naked and a long night of sexy time takes place
>next morning she explains she had fun but there was no spark when we kissed
>I describe a similar thing happened to me as well
>agree to just stay friends and not get clingy for one another
>leave town feeling happy for finally losing muh V card
>wake up this morning still thinking of her
>know there's no way we'll ever be compatible together
>feel empty now, realize the goal of virgity loss is pointless and stupid without /love/
>FUCK
>mfw I should have just have became a wizard instead REEE!!!
>tfw no gf to feel companionship with
Just castrate yourself.
Then this childish nonsense will no longer concern you.
>Couple weeks ago
>Gainz
Fuck off
>>29417715
>have been lifting a lot since summer 2015
>summer 2015
>2015
why the belly is the last to go when losing weight? this is really annoying
>>29417444
Because that's where men store the most fat.
Btw, checked.
>>29417444
Rule of thumb
The first place you gain weight is the last place you lose it
>>29417444
>ribcage is showing already
>still have some gut fat
