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ITT: Share the lewd things you want to do to a girl/Lewd things you want a girl to do to you.
>I want a girl to suck me off, and then brush her teeth and wash her mouth with my cum
>>29413053
go fuck yourself normalshit, take this literal garbage to reddit.com
>>29413079
>wanting a thread to share fantasies that you'll never realize in real life makes me a normal
I don't follow.
>>29413116
That's because you're a retard.
what's your opinion about women ?
I'm trying to retain a healthy view of women, despite how much this board wants me to believe otherwise.
Men and women are different, but none of them are better than the other.
All of them are whores who are all desperately competing for Chad's attention. Chad winds up fucking all of them, they are never the wiser and continue competing until they get old and lose Chad's wandering eye altogether and wind up "settling" for some guy who she never would have talked to before. Odds are by that point she has Chad's kid and thanks you for "manning up" where Chad wouldn't. She'll then probably cheat on you since you can't just adjust to monogamy after living your entire life fucking different guys on a regular.
TL;DR: They are all whore vermin who need to be put in their place.
>>29413046
i thought of mothers for some reason when i saw this picture
What are the worst memes you could potentially fall for?
>the marriage meme
You're pretty much fucked from the start if you married a hypergamous Western whore, prepare to lose half of your assets and having to pay child support for over a decade whenever she gets sick of you. Divorce rates are high for a reason and most are started by women.
>the NEET meme
If you don't have a solid income or social life by the time you start this lifestyle, prepare to gradually start feeling depressed once a year has passed.
>the college meme
Depends on where you live and which major you're pursuing. Anything not demanded by the current job market means that you've essentially wasted at least 4 years and money into something that can easily not even land you a job. Either study something worthwhile or don't.
>the "u just have to be confident bro" meme
This one is a no brainer but retards still far for it. If you're less than a 5/10, being confident gets you absolutely fucking nothing.
Any more?
GIVE ME MEMES YOU FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEE
>>29412949
Why is an unmarried but uneducated loner work bachelor the ideal?
>>29412949
Men don't lose half their assets in divorce. That's just some myth people who are too gross to attract a mate spread. And with most families being dual income, men lose less than ever now.
Why do you think child support is a punishment? If she has custody of the child you helped make, spending a few bucks a month on it is still way better than having to spend money on it AND spend all your time on it.
Why the fuck do normies think it's ok to be absolutely shit at grammar and spelling?
Why is anti-intellectualism so fucking rampant in society? People don't care about learning things.
Especially if you pointed out that they were in fact wrong on a subject they thought was true.
First of all, you fancy yourself a learner but you are probably just as bad as them. We can tell by your typing that you're not very clever. Look at you posting a stale outdated meme, you're just as bad.
>>29412911
This is true, actually. Never really got why people hated being smart.
I think it's because they all have a natural instinct to 'rebel'. And since education is compulsory, I guess they rebel against that?
anti-intellectualism, fake status and niggerfying standards has become the norm thanks to jew media
Would you date a virgin girl who had sucked dick before?
She wouldn't be a virgin.
Holy shit I'd date anyone right now
>>29412903
Yes, she would. Virginity refers to not having had vaginal sex.
Would you date a girl with large breasts?
they age extremely bad, maybe date her
would fuck her for a while for sure
Probably not desu senpai
>>29412882
Already do :^)
I think the phrase "just be yourself" is more about accepting and loving yourself.
How can you expect someone to love you or even like you if you don't love yourself.
>>29412861
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK YOU
THIS IS SHITTY BAIT; YOU DIDNT EVEN TRY YOU FUCKWIT
YOURE JUST SPOUTING OFF USELESS FUCKING NORMIE-TEIR PLATITUDES
FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29412861
>How can you expect someone to love you or even like you if you don't love yourself.
easy: they don't know me as well and never will
>>29412861
Kind of. "be yourself" is confidence, confidence gets girls, and pretending to be someone you're not won't last in a long term relationship.
Speaking to the fems on the board, what should the male robots be doing to have a better chance at getting and keeping the interest in a girl? What do you want your dream guy to be like? How would he approach you for the first time? What would he ask you? What would you want him to talk about?
Women want things that cannot be changed
>height
>masculine, good looking face
>broad shoulders
>intelligence
>big penis
The only hope we have is money, but then we'll just get used as betabux by golddigging whores who've had their fun with Chad and want to settle down in their 30s
>>29413208
fpbp
tbo
>>29413208
>intelligence
but I thought they liked chad men. An their intelligence is parallel to that of grass. But what's a good... approach ( i don't know what better word to use ). But whats their ideal way a man approaches them? I know it's with confidence and shit but, then what? Your cocky and confident and then...?
>You are 100% certain in every statement you have made with zero room for compromise.
>There's probably a good chance that this intensity of your personality is why you aren't necessarily popular or good in social settings. You don't seem to have time for niceties or fun, you don't do interesting things just because it'd be a good story to tell afterwards, you are only interested in things which are practical and have passed the cost benefit analysis you did in your head beforehand.
What personality does that sound like? It sounds like istp, intp, intj, estp, entj, estj; actually theres so many possibilities. List a few likely mbti types for the above greentext pls
ISTJ is what this sounds like.
This also sounds like you have zero confidence and cover up your fear of failure and looking foolish with the rationalization that you're too logical and serious to actually enjoy your life. The reality is you're closed off to the world because you're scared.
>>29412965
can you explain the zero confidence part?
>>29413072
It ties into the other stuff I said. I see it a lot on this site - people who've cut themselves off from all there is to see and do in the world. They rationalize this by telling themselves they're a practical sort of person, and what's out there probably isn't that great anyway, plus why risk disease, injury, etc. This sort of thing indicates low confidence, because it takes some confidence to trust yourself enough to believe you'll do okay out in the world.
>one chance at life
>born with poop dark brown eyes
>>29412767
You're my brown-eyed girl.
There's actually laser treatment for that now to turn your eyes permanently blue.
>>29412786
What?oringotang comento
>Steelers
>OKC Thunder
>Jets
Fuck off. Sports are normalfag entertaiment
>>29412724
You're a bandwagon New Yorker
>>29412868
What? No I'm not. I'm just a steelers and okc fan, but the jets are robot as fuck
>>29412816
Sports are wizardly. Fuck off.
What's the normiest entry in every medium? I'd say pic related is the all time normiest tv show.
>>29412717
It's /comfy/ though.
Realistically the most Normie show would be something like Jersey Shore
Johhny Test is a norman's cartoon, I reckon
most normie movie/movie franchise
Are skaters normies?
>skaters are often looked down upon by other people
>skate culture is looked down upon by a lot of people
>skating is hard to learn
>Girls think it's "cool"
Normies.
Are there even skaters anymore? It has been.a long time since I saw some of those doing tricks and shit in the parks
>>29412718
Girls and roasties don't really enjoy or appreciate skateboarding though. They just pretend to like it as an excuse to hop onto more dicks.
What did you want to be when you grew up?
What happened?What stopped you?
>>29412666
>What happened?
Nothing happened. I achieved all of my childhood dreams, I wrote my books and recorded my albums, and... the world was not interested.
>>29412666
I wanted to be a teacher, thinking of being a teacher was the only thing that didn't make me feel bad about getting older. I thought it would be nice to be able to help kids.
I became physically disabled and developed severe PTSD.
>>29412666
I had no dreams as a child. They were psychological beat out of me by everyone around me. Family was the worst.
When you fall in love with a guy who's nice to you but he is married.
She doesn't even treat him well.
I know I'm better at sex than her.
I have better fashion.
Bigger tits.
WHY DID HE HAVE TO MARRY HER
>When you're at his house and the couch in his mancave he naps on smells like him so you lay down on it and pretend to nap just so you can keep smelling him from it and pretending you're in bed together
WHY
WHY!!!
Shut the fuck up you dumb cunt, you don't have anything better and probably have a gut. You failed life on literal easy mode and are on r9k.
You aren't better than anyone, you ignorant fuck.
Because you don't tell him how you feel about him.
>>29412651
Fuck you, homewrecker.
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