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Why do people have suicidal tendencies?
I've been on and off depressed and crazy my whole life and I have NEVER for one fucking moment thought about ending my life.
I don't understand that shit lol
>>29410614
I thought about it but am too prideful to do it
Never made plans, just thought about it
>>29410614
Probably because you never experienced true problems
>>29410614
Some people are born with limited capabilities for handling life. If you're like me when something even slightly bad happens, I default to suicidal ideations.
Finally!
Sam Harris, came out of the closet and endorsed Donald Trump!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVv8n5Mtt5M
We need to like and share as much a possible. Make sure that this is the first thing that pops up if you search for Sam Harris on youtube.
PROTECT THE WHITE RACE!
PROTECT BLOND BOYS WITH BLUE EYES!
>>29410599
We must protect and cherish white boys with blue eyes and blond hair!
PROTECT AND CHERISH!
I don't remember Trump ever saying that he was a racist white supremacist or even implying it. Just that he wanted illegal immigrants to GTFO.
>>29410624
The important thing is that we should vote this video so people knows that Sam Harris endorses Trump.
My girlfriend has cheated on me. Told me she's fallen in love with another guy. I found who he is and it's a fucking loser who works in a kitchen. I RUN MY OWN BUSINESS. ILL HAVE A MILLION DOLLARS WHEN IM 40. I gave her everything and paid her schooling, was her shoulder to cry on when her grandfather died. I taught her every hobby she enjoys. I taught her how to drive!!! I looked at her phone and she's been texting her girl friend he most hateful bitter shit about me. When to my face she was playing totally innocent. This new guy she's fucking was on google with drug arrests. He works in a kitchen and how the hell did she even meet him. What the FUCK!!
Another win for the robots.
>Falling for the gf meme
You deserved it.
Welcome back to the ride Anon.
Post what she said about you OP
There's a big titty milf at my work and she's leaving soon. How can I get to fuck her and suck on her huge tits?
I'm 26yo virgin, average looks. She is divorced but has 2 kids. Do you think she would be up for it?
Run her over with your car.
Just tell her you need a mummy and that incest is the purest form of love.
>>29410535
Invite her out to drinks and go from there.
>life has L I T E R A L L Y no meaning and we're all going to die
>we're the only species on Earth sentient enough to realize this, yet we still reproduce, adding more people into this shitty world
Don't be a sad cunt. Life has no meaning so you can afford to Just stop giving a fuck and enjoy it.
Someone could use Jesus in his heart
of course life has a meaning you just haven't been looking. here's a hint : it's not in a vaginal cavity and friendship is bullshit
My friend has become a literal cuck, please help me save his life
>25 years old
>been in a relationship with a fat girl for the last 4+ years (she is the same age as him)
>she's really fucking fat and getting fatter every day
>so fat she can't have kids
>so fat she's having surgery on her knees
>doesn't let him visit family, answer questions, make decisions etc on his own
>he pays the rent and bills
>she gets a taxi to uni
>he walks 1 hour and 20 minutes to work
>he doesn't have a drivers licence but he is paying for her to have driving lessons
>their rented flat has no furniture
>says it's because he's spending all his money on her
>he's paying for her uni education since she has dropped out of 2 courses (27k for 3 years)
>he pays for her to go on holiday to New York, Australia etc (without him)
>she threatens to leave him occasionally
>she doesn't do washing up or cooking either
>all they eat is cereal and soup
>she is a Buddhist
>buying a dog that he will also have to pay for
>his sister has told him that her skinny friend is into him but he isn't interested
>near impossible to get him on his own
>when separated from her he is in constant contact with her over the phone
>his mother is being evicted from her home and he won't help, doesn't seem to care
Obviously it's been said that he's fucking idiot but it has no effect on him
tldr How can I help him out of this unfair relationship? It's been going on for so long and he won't listen to reason
Protip: if it's been 4 years of this shit he's beyond saving
>>29410489
He's still a young guy though, he can sort out his life
HE'S STILL WITH HER? Don't even look OP. Just stop looking at them. It's too horrible. It'll keep getting worse.
>Patient comes into the surgery
>Skin appears redder than Pocahontas
>Appears to be suffering from sunburn
>Wants me to give her some ointment
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead
yeah, no
joke or reference?
either way it sucks, what were you thinking
>>29410480
Read the file name, you mongoloid.
>>29410480
hello summer.
please get out
I can't stop manually breathing
I tried going to sleep an hour ago
help
Your head is itchy.
read a book. it gets you sleepy and keeps your mind off breathing manually.
>>29410450
unless the book is about breathing, especially manual breathing
What audiobook should I listen to while I play Dark Souls 2 again?
No normalfag shit thanks.
H.P. Lovecraft or Dostoevsky
>>29410384
Anything by Orwell or Rand
>>29410412
Which one in picture?
>>29410443
I read 1984. Should I read Animal Farm as well?
How privileged is /r9k/?
Poor white homosexual male here.
Got a 49, meaning I'm under-privileged.
link: https://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/how-privileged-are-you?utm_term=.ldxx7LYgX#.qeQDEo7QW
You live with 63 out of 100 points of privilege.
You're quite privileged. You've had a few struggles, but overall your life has been far easier than most. This is not a bad thing, nor is it something to be ashamed of. But you should be aware of your advantages and work to help others who don't have them. Thank you for checking your privilege.
>>29410357
Heh. I'm a cis white male shitlord and I got 36.
Mostly because of being born poor and being an atheist. And I lost a few points because of SJWs bullying me bwahahahh.
>>29410357
I got 55, nice no?
A cute girl likes me and wants me to ask her out. She's really cute, and she said I was too. She's very nice too, making everything she can to make me feel comfortable.
I didn't respond to her last texts. I don't know why, but I just don't want her. I don't feel anything for her.
What's wrong with me ? Am I retarded ?
>>29410281
>Am I retarded ?
close, youre a faggot son. its all right, you guys have a lot of supporters these days.
>>29410296
I don't like sucking dicks.
>>29410364
how do you know if youve never tried it anon?
>mfw uninstalling CS:GO
I killed that shit like a Korean woman sitting on her baby.
>ever installing CS:GO
at least you saw the light in the end
>an old friend I don't contact anymore got me cs:go a long while ago
>played it recently
>it's kinda cool, but there is honestly no point in it aside from eliminate enemy team, plant or defuse
>see nothing truly fun in it
>stop playing it
don't know why people go head over heels over it and actually buy virtual knives and other things in it
>>29410368
You're not competitive enough, and you're not playing against good players which means you're not working as a team and utilizing strats
>find the girl i was close to dating 7 years ago in 10th grade on Facebook
>shes went from 7/10 to a solid 9/10
>i sperged out and fucked it all up all those years ago
>everything in my life has gone downhill since then, never been as close to having a gf
>got drunk and invited her to my apartment at 2 a.m
>she saw the message and ignored me
The worst part is thinking of what could of been. I SHOULD BE A FUCKING NORMAL PERSON. WHY THE FUCK DID I FUCKING END UP HERE. IF I COULD JUST GO BACK IN FUCKING TIME IT WOULD ALL BE DIFFERENT. WHY WAS I SO FUCKING STUPID
>>29410239
hello. nice post you got there.
>>29410272
th-thanks u too
>>29410303
whats stopping you from getting a gf now?
I'm a lazy piece of shit who has no interests, nor hobbies and dislikes everything. I've always had bad grades, I'm retarded and need a dictionary everytime I read a sentence. I'm socially inept, I can't open my mouth properly to speak up. I don't know how to reach my dream of becoming a music producer. I don't have that many friends and I've never spoke to someone from the opposite gender for more than 10 seconds. I'm 19 and a khv and I have no idea what the fuck I want to do with my life. I've never had a job and I've always been babied because of overprotective parents. All I do is listen to music and draw worse than a 3yr. I have no talent
How fucked am I?
You're suffering from acute malnutrition.
Eat better, exercise more and get a solid 9 hours sleep every night.
>>29410207
Pretty fucking fucked, fuckee.
I'd say to try and get a job at a construction company, but don't hang around too long unless you're in a relatively high position.
>>29410207
post drawings
post original drawings
Being a NEET is pure hell.
>>29410144
Better than being a full time wagie?
>>29410144
All life is hell neet and wagie if you're in the bottom 5-10%
>>29410144
It depends on if you have any money saved or have reliable food
If you don't know how long you get to stay, don't have free internet and food, then yeah it's probably hell.
You don't know what you have until you need to wake up for work. Enjoy what you have, Anon, for me.
