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Spike Skipe Appreciation Thread
>>29418634
Respect the king
Who is Spike Skipe?
>>29418777
The king of Skipe
>be me
>meet a girl on tinder
>we're both a little spergy
>we go out for a week
>she meets my friends i meet hers
>always making weird jokes
>totally comfortable with her
>get major oneitis
>a few days ago she's at my place
>we're watching Diners, Drive-ins and Dives
>start making out
>after awkward making out we go upstairs
>get naked, she kind of just sits there
>ask her for the succ
>she gives the succ
>im getting close
>as I cum I say "welcome to flavor town baby"
>she pulls away repulsed and gives me a blank stare
>she asks for me to take her home
>now our mutual friends are harassing me about it
>she won't respond to my texts
good jobI'm original dad, you don't get it
>>29418564
That did not happen. If she's giving you the old lickaroo and evens knows your friends she will just laugh and keep slurping. Sorry OP.
Also,
>meeting her friends
>before sticking your peen in her cootie
>>29418712
She was more pissed off I busted in her mouth but I think my comment just made her more mad
>my girlfriend won't let me set an alarm so she can wake me up with kisses every morning.
>>29418534
Enjoy her shit breath :^)
>"Sir, according to this DNA test, that 10 year old boy is actually someone else's son... I'm sorry"
being a pathetic robot isn't that bad after all
>>29418534
>Tfw you'll never have a gf wake you up with a blowjob, not even bothered by your disgustingly smelly balls
Why live
Anyone here draw anime girls?
>>29418517
looks like the country hick from azumanga daioh
>>29418517
Anime is the lowest art form out there
>>29418517
maybe, why
oreg
MOVE OVER MISAKI, THERE'S A NEW SAVIOR IN TOWN
AMELIE SAVE ME
Amelie was made in fucking 2001, how is that new?
Unlike Misaki, Amelie has actually saved people. How can 2D drug addicts even compete?
>>29418546
New to these parts. Everyone begs for Misaki to save them, but not Amelie.
1. Amelie is 3DPD
2. Amelie is French (paternity tests are illegal in France, so prepare to get cucked)
3. Amelie is yandere but lacks pink twintails
is it autistic to put rubik's cubes/combination puzzles on a list of 5 things you're interested in?
Yes. Very very much so.
>>29418949
i didn't include it, so that's good, i guess
>>29418982
Good work! You did a good thing.
>contractors come to destroy my room
>be dislocated
>have to set up battle station in the dining room
>while the guys are around mother won't stop bothering me and yelling at me about my career and money
>when they leave she doesn't speak to me at all
Why are women all attention seeking whores?
They never seek my attention
>>29418622
right in a benis, anon...
I hope your family kicks you out of the house and you starve in the streets.
It's my birthday, /r9k/. Could a nice femanon post her breasts w/ timestamp pls.
>>29418384
Congrats on being one year closer to death anon
>>29418384
Happy birthday anon! How old are you now?
original birthday comment
>>29418551
24 and still virgin.
Originality.
never had the opportunity to try any drugs before. How do you find weed dealers? Is it a bad idea to smoke on your own, especially as a first timer? I need some kind of recreational substance to ease my depression and boredom but alchohol is a no-go because it makes me feel worse, not better. any other ideas are also appreciated
>>29418356
Literally just go to a head shop and ask someone buying shit there. Just don't look or act like a cop. Hell you'll even make a friend probably
>>29418379
w-whats a head shop
I think you can even google head shops near you. it will probably have smoke or something in the name
Who is Isabel? Is she nice? Would she be my gf?
please answer me
>>29418353
>>29418435
No, I cannot. I am not very nice, don't worry.
Now end thread.
Will she be mine?
Horse cock thread? Horse cock thread.
>>29418352
Someone said Joji thread? Joji thread.
this is now a fat bbw thread
How can a single person be so perfect.
Here's one of Chris Cornell. Femanons can also participate in this.
>>29418337
Soundgarden was brety good desu.
>>29418337
He did pretty good for a guy who spent his youth trying not to kill himself.
SPPPOOOOON MAAAN
Tell me you don't want to suck this.
>when you start cornering Bandage into a corner and start calling him cute and saying how pretty he is
Just a reminder that OP's post is part of a raid that's currently going on.
>>29418305
No it isn't.
>baseless claims without proof
>>29418271
What anime is that from?
Original question
>be autistic skeletal manlet
>acquired gf who said shes attracted to virgins and socially retarded guys
>she took my virginity including hug and kiss virginity and kept calling me "cute"
>even though she acts this way she is not like a dominant anime girl and I still have to be "the man"
>she is also now pressuring me to get a job and move out of my parents house and to learn to drive
never trust a roastie, ever... even if they say they like guys like us. they obviously do not. how could I not see this coming? I am ashamed to say I fell for the trap. she wants me to become a Chad! now I am defiled as a robot and this roastie is to blame.
little does she know, due to her actions I am no longer even slightly dependent on her. she could disappear and I wouldn't bat an eye.
>>29418216
>she wants me to become a Chad!
I don't think you have to worry about that :^)
I'm so sorry OP.
3DPD is a fucking meme that nobody deserves to fall for.
>>29418216
>r9k halp my angel gf is trying to normiefy me!
kek you better be joking
How does it feel to know that women cheat and you can't do a thing about it short of never having a gf?
Inb4 "not if you're alpha". 1. You're not alpha. 2. Women would cheat on Brad Pitt with BBC for the thrill of it and to get back at daddy.
>>29418152
>projection: the post
Men are incredibly shallow, one-dimensional human beings.
Men don't care about who you are, what you can do, what you say, if you're loyal, if you're humble, so on
You can have a great education, be their lifelong friend, be frugal and kind and smart, loyal, pure and they will still wish they were with a 10/10 whore/supermodel who cucks them.
Men only care about physical appearances. They don't care about your feelings and they don't care about your physical and mental health. All men want is an unrealistic 10/10 hot beautiful pure girl who never ages, does whatever fucked up shit he wants in bed, and never opens her mouth or stops being happy and perky.
They don't care if you're a good person and you're loyal and caring and trustworthy. To them "good person" is an attractive white woman with perky tits. To them "pure" is someone with a naturally beautiful face without makeup - she can be taking fifty black cocks in her spare time like our resident Eliza, but as long as she's pretty they'll regard her as "pure."
Men don't care. There is no point. If you're not cute there isn't even a point in staying thin, because men would sooner love an obeast with a pretty face, then a healthy girl with an ugly one.
Men are the most shallow, vapid, two dimensional creatures on the planet. They only see as far as physical beauty and what makes their dick stand up.
If your not qt your life is ten times harder because they will hate you for it. Enjoy never being able to leave the house because they'll abuse you and mock you for daring to enter into their peripheral vision and not be qt.
If it were up to modern men, we wouldn't have gassed the Jews. We would've gassed ugly women. Modern men are so spoiled with Internet, pornography and ironically Jewish media that they literally expect all women to be 10/10
SO HERE I AM
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
............tbhfam, my dad was the absolute dog of a cheater while my mom was the obsequiously faithful idiot in their relationship so.......
and also, I really dont care about the fact that women cheat. I'm not in anyway attached to any of them.
