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>my girlfriend won't let me set an alarm so she can wake me up with kisses every morning.
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>>29418534
Enjoy her shit breath :^)
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>"Sir, according to this DNA test, that 10 year old boy is actually someone else's son... I'm sorry"

being a pathetic robot isn't that bad after all
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>>29418534
>Tfw you'll never have a gf wake you up with a blowjob, not even bothered by your disgustingly smelly balls

Why live
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>implying she does these things
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>I'm sorry Mr.Anonson, but you've been tested positive for HIV. I've already gone through the process of letting all your friends and family know, so you won't have to break the bad news to them.
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>>29418587

http://www.xvideos.com/video95834/slave_alarm_clock

>tfw ywn have a roastie alarm clock
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>>29418534
>17 year olds will never pursue them and text them and get jealous they talked to other women
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