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Why do homeless people exist?
Because homes exist
>>29403516
TEACH US, LEARNED ONE
>>29403482
dey took our jerbs
I've been sheltered for 19 years and never had sex or even jacked off. I feel robbed of all the years of pleasure I could have had. So far I just watched videos of guys jacking off, imitating them. All along I thought you were supposed to smack your dick since I heard the terms "beating off", "whacking off", etc.
I tried jacking off to a picture off a naked girl and I ejaculated but I don't really know what I'm attracted to yet. Mostly just the sensation of stroking
what the fuck how did you not even get the physical urge
don't start it, you're lucky
now go find a pure wife who deserves you.
Get the fuck off this filthy site.
>>29403755
I did it 4 times today. I don't want to stop.
This is what happened to reddit's foreveralone chatroom
this is how bad it is
what the fuck is even happening blox
>>29403391
Why should we care about reddit?
Damn. Have we no safe heaven?
is there any escape from the vaginal jew? how does one ignore the vaginal jews tactics?
By watching Alien
>>29403370
you have to keep looking at vaginas in non sexual scenarios
Cut off any attachment to it, utterly denounce the flesh.
Repeat after me:
There is no strength in flesh, only weakness.
There is no truth in flesh, only lies.
There is no constancy in flesh, only decay.
There is no certainty in flesh, but death.
That is why we are called robots, our dicks were replaced by circuitry.
Would you ever date someone who is 5'9?
>>29403364
I'm 5'8 and one is dating me.
>be 5'7"
>be normie in high school
>date four girls who were all 5'5"-5'8"
>they all said they appreciated my height because we were "like a true match" and "equals"
I fucked all of them though, so I guess some girls like it.
Yeah, why not?
As long as he is homicidal and thin he's okay
>try to make friends on /r9k/
>it turns out all of you are like 15-years-old
Fuck, I'm going to be alone forever.
The "are" isn't necessary
>>29403313
I almost laughed out loud, nice meme
>>29403313
It only makes sense that 15-year-olds would be into other 15-year-olds.
> Wake up, look down and see this
What do?
>>29403271
Get far away...that girl is fucking nuts.
>>29403271
Wake up again, unfortunately.
>>29403271
Kill her before she kills me.
>Born in a first world country
>Is financially supported by his parents
>Lives in a country with opportunities at every corner where people from 3rd world shitholes have come to and began businesses and gotten rich
>He wastes his life whining on the internet instead of doing something about it
Why haven't you killed yourself? if you're born in a FIRST WORLD COUNTRY and you have parents who FINANCIALLY SUPPORT YOU, you are not a "robot", and you have no excuse to be a pathetic NEET.
>>29403263
Killing yourself is too easy. I don't want that.
why are you here? Get the fuck out with your "normalize" shilling, your threads are obvious.
>>29403263
Fuck you my parents kicked my out on my ass when i was 18 i have a job
what are you lads feeling to tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOW4-oWnDPw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwxm9Eh08iw
might cut off my circulation tbqh senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVZUBMUekck
I like this one
Asleep by the Smiths is great too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNIJAUVC7sQ
>stop posting in /r9k/ since it went to the dogs
>get bf
>he told me he said his goodbyes to the board six months ago when he met me
You ever wonder how many times you've (You'd) or have been (You'd) by someone you know, or love?
i hope you end yourself
this posts makes me wish that you end yourself.
>>29403173
OP fuck off with your blogpost
>>29403173
only two people alive who know i use this site, and only one of those browse this site (not this board tho).
So probably never.
I'm really starting to lose my shit over Tinder.
I know I'm not ugly, but I know I'm also not a Chad. I look a lil bit like Andrew Garfield for comparison. So I'm not a hunk, but I'm not a fucking disaster either. I have had gf's before, but on Tinder I'm an absolute fucking loser.
I have this app "Tinder Flame", which allows me to see who swiped right. But seriously most of them are absolute below 5's. And even those who pass do never ever swipe left. I'm totally at odds here.
It's been more than a month and it's been fucking depressing...
>>29403085
Tinder has been shit for a year and a half. I used to get loads of matches and dates 2 girls for a few months off it, now its just fucking bots. Im lucky to get a match a week and I'm a semi-chad.
They're looking for Achmed, Jamal or even Chad. Not Jimmy.
Fuck you normie I would kill to be liked by a 5/10 instead of usually rejected by them
>Mom stops at Wendy's on her way home
>Orders me tendies
>She comes home and gives me the bag of tendies
>Open the bag of tendies
>No sauce
>Mom you forgot to ask for fucking sauce! Wtf is wrong with you!?
>throw the bag of tendies at her
Anyone here have a dumb ass mother?
>>29403002
Who the fuck forgets sauce?
tendies really isn't funny anymore, please stop posting it
>>29403240
OPs mom detected
fucking bitch
>welcome to life.exe
>roll your stats!
>not white
>below 180cm
>jawlet
>10cm cock
>poorfag
>white
>186cm
>17cm cock
>rich
>qt gf
>>29402982
>Born (likely) in a first world country
>Born during the age of information where posting shitty feels on 4chan all day is possible
>Born in an age where being a NEET is not only possible, but is permitted by society
Yeah, really sucks to be you m8
Be born not too much earlier and you would have died
> white
>below 180cm
>masculine strong jaw, chad aesthetics
>21cm cock
>poorfag
You win some you lose some.
Continuing thread from last night, post an image of yourself, and i"ll compliment you or at least give you some advice on how to improve.
No judgement, just want to make people feel better about themselves
You have to judge how they look before you can give advice though
>>29402951
what is this, a poke-slut for ants?
Lol @ how this /soc/ tier thread will reach 300 replies.
Ill come back in a few hours to see how correct i am
ITT: Things that make you want to punch a hole in a wall.
Waaaaah my shitpost was to wait an extra 7 seconds
>those captchas where the image is replaced once you select it so you end up picking over a dozen of the object before you can post
Absolute REEEE
>this is your average fem""bot""
No personality except for the ability to parrot buzzwords
