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When was the last time you were afraid for your life, /r9k/?
>>29404015
the time i took acid alone. That was the only time
Never. Even when I got shot. I just don't give a shit. I plan to kill myself soon anyways.
>>29404593
Can I have your dildo collection when you die?
>friend is fat
>5'7
>hairy
>dark skinned
>has had sex with 20+ girls
>is currently dating a qt
How the fuck does this work? Sure hes a charismatic and funny dude but that cant be everything right?
It is everything. He just bee'd himself. Why can't you?
>>29404049
thats bullshit
im always myself and I cant crush puss like that asshole
>>29404055
Because you are autistic and unfunny.
Is this really even a conversation?
Damn this is a big moth
/x/ says that moths are evil spirits.
>>29403983
It's probably trying to find it's way back to the wilderness.
>>29403983
tfw it comes closer when the flash goes off
What are some normie tier hobbies that girls don't think negatively of?
I'm into vidya and am getting more into ham radio, but they don't understand these things and they don't improve my social standing.
Cycling, gardening, watching movies (kind of), reading, running, lifting/working out, rock climbing, collecting things (shoes, headphones, whatever)
ground treasure hunter
>>29403964
I'm sure they get musicians and lifters. Time to learn the eternal chords of the lute.
>tfw no qt azn /pol/ gf
>>29403915
SHE'S NO EVEN WHITE
WTH?
Is she honorary aryan?
/pol/ told me that asians were a no-no even though they're cute. They're intelligent and industrial, but soulless like insects and cannot have a central role in the new order.
>>29403915
Germans are niggers
Asians are niggers
Italian Master Race
>tfw no nazi loli gf
WHY DO NORMIES TALK ABOUT SEX ONLINE LIKE IT'S SOMETHING EVERYONE DOES IT'S LIKE IT'S THE MOST NATURAL THING FOR THEM WHY CAN'T I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I DON'T EVEN WANT SEX I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE AND OTHER CUTE THINGS
I'M SO LONELY
Because it is something pretty much everyone does. It's something like only 12% of men in the ages of 21-24 are virgins and the number goes down the older you go
>>29403891
Even 12% sounds a little high.
it's literally the second most popular activity world-wide after eating
What is your philosophy on life, bros?
>>29403831
Enjoy life until you die.
>Life has no meaning until you give it one.
>Life is always better than death because you know how life works, but no one is 100% sure how death works
>Therefore, you should always be happy when you are alive because you are not dead and can use this not dead time to work towards your goal
>>29403831
I follow the Bushido code. Fight honorably and fairly, never look back. If I would ever do so, I shall commit Seppuku.
JOSH.
Dad found the boku no pico dvds
>DVDs
Was Boku no Pico even released in physical fomat?
I have the .mkv of all three OVAs but thats in an encrypted file. Dad would never find them.
>>29403786
Oh shit nigga u done goofed kid.
>>29404169
Do you recommend encrypting porn, and how do i do that
Why is a dude like this considered insanely hot by tumblr girls?
>>29403770
Why is a fat disgusting hambeast "belly gf" considered insanely hot by /r9k/ betas?
they are great big fat people
>>29403770
>acne studios
probably because he's rich and girls love money
Anyone else like to explore their neighborhood at night? Got any good groups/families you watch?
At night I like to go out and explore my neighbor hood and find nice places to sit and watch people or the night sky. Right now my favorite spot is the roof of a nearby apartment. I can sit on the roof and listen how people talk as they walk by. No one has ever noticed me and I've been at for almost a year. Only a couple close calls.
Also some people leave their lights on and blinds open. There is a group of asian/indian grad students (I think) that are my favorite to watch. They always hang out on Fri/Sat night. I feel like they're true good friends who support each other. They're also in the apartment complex where I chill on the roof. I found them because their window is right by the tree I climb to get on the roof. Watching them has become the highlight of my weekends.
>>29403720
DC is pretty fun at night. Ive never been in danger, then I've never gone in the really bad ghetto at night (SE) and only to go to concerts in NE.
Meridian Hill Park is nice. They have the longest fountain in the US I think. It cascades down green terraced marble steps and is really pretty. And there's like a field up to surrounded by trees and paths. Its fun to trip in during the summer, but then the weather is just so comfy here at night in summer, I wish I had someone to share it with.
>>29403720
Wait I don't do it to watch people, I do it cuz its calm and relaxing, and sometimes I go drink with friends. WTF is wrong with you. Should have read that more before replying.
>>29403720
About five years ago I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.
I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few minutes of one evening.
It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and I was walking near a police patrolled park quite a ways from my apartment. It was a quiet night, even for a week night, with very little traffic and almost no one on foot. The park, as it was most nights, was completely empty.
I turned down a short side street in order to loop back to my apartment when I first noticed him. At the far end of the street, on my side, was the silhouette of a man, dancing. It was a strange dance, similar to a waltz, but he finished each "box" with an odd forward stride. I guess you could say he was dance-walking, headed straight for me.
Deciding he was probably drunk, I stepped as close as I could to the road to give him the majority of the sidewalk to pass me by. The closer he got, the more I realized how gracefully he was moving. He was very tall and lanky, and wearing an old suit. He danced closer still, until I could make out his face. His eyes were open wide and wild, head tilted back slightly, looking off at the sky. His mouth was formed in a painfully wide cartoon of a smile. Between the eyes and the smile, I decided to cross the street before he danced any closer.
I took my eyes off of him to cross the empty street.
1/?
Irish feels
>inb4 potatoe famine or run out of guinness
can OP inb4? I thought OP couldn't inb4.
are there a lot of redheaded qts in your country?
>>29403776
The amount of gingers here are no larger than any other country.A lot of cute girls though, yeah
up the ra bitches
So I think I've officially got no friends, even online at this moment. The last people I talked to kicked me out. Feels thread, especially loneliness.
MY DAD DIED TODAY 15 YEARS AGO AND I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO ABOUT IT
I'M STARTING TO HAVE FEELINGS THAT I MIGHT WANT TO BE A WOMAN AND I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO ABOUT IT
I HAVE NO THERAPIST AND I HAVE TO WAIT AT LEAST THREE WEEKS BEFORE I'M ABLE TO TALK TO SOMEONE
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN WAIT THAT LONG
>>29403670
ill be your friend anon :0
OP here, fucking bored as shit and I don't care if anyone reads this so I'm gonna tell how I lost all my friends.
>be me
>18yo, just graduated high school
>in school, had about 4 irl friends
>years ago was part of an actual group of friends
>2 of the last 4 irl friends I had were from that old group
>the old group hates my fucking guts
>the 2 "friends" only talked to me when there was no one else around so that they weren't seen socializing with me
>the other 2 just stopped talking to me when we graduated
>had 3 more friends that i used to hang out with irl, before they moved away and now they all go to different schools
>all 3 are going to the same college, a college i desperately wanted to get into but even though my test scores were well beyond the threshold, my grades sucked ass
>1 of the friends suddenly got fed up and told me he hated me and never wanted to talk to me again
>thought he was joking, figured we'd get in a skype call and everything would be fine
>he leaves skype group
>i add him back, he tells me "stop adding me i seriously don't want to talk to you anymore" and leaves again before removing me as a contact
>skype group has had no messages in the past 2 weeks since then, despite me trying to start conversations all the time
>used to be talking every day, especially over the summer, no way that just suddenly stopped because one guy left
TL;DR: had friends, 2 stopped talking to me, the rest most likely made a group chat without me
this is a really long fucking post so i'm gonna cont it in a reply, idgaf if you read it or not
>tfw 20 kv
This pretty much guarantees that I'm a dysfunctional human being. Should I just end it lads?
just be urself lad haha
>>29403669
23 here
It keeps getting worse, I can't imagine how actual wizards feel
Still can't end it all because I'm legit afraid there's nothing on the other side.
>>29404165
but you won't be able to experience nothingness after you're dead
Why is art so undervalued in our society. It's the one thing I'm good at.
I can't math, I can't science, I can't engineer. But I can draw.
Why is my art degree worth so little. I've been laughed out of interviews for having an art degree.
What do I do /r9k/
>>29403623
I have no understanding of the "STEAM" meam
what do arts majors have to do with the others?
also the answer to your first question is called puritanism. murica never shook it off.
>>29403623
I appreciate art, and I think more artists should work together with stem fields. If you dont mind licing the not so wealthy lifestyle, ots cool. Artists NEVER live laivishly, but they enrish humanity as a whole, just the nature of the trade.
Painted/drawn art has no place in a world with photography. Look at modern art and it's decline from trying to be anything but a less practical form of photography.
Is it wrong if all I can dream about is not getting rich, going into space or being a famous star, but only getting fucked in the ass and sucking cocks?
Like, there's literally nothing else that would make me happier than this with a perfect scenario, STD free strangers wearing masks in a BDSM dungeon and having their way with a hairless version of me, wearing make up, a wig and being blindfolded.
I'm a chubby hairy NEET though (81kg/180cm) and there's no way it will ever happen under the right circumstances...
Does anyone relate? I mean, just look at that beautiful cock... God...
Keep posting dem gifs homie
>you will never be talented and well-recognized but tortured writer/artist/musician with a strong and stoic bf who treasures you and keeps you safe from the woes of the world
Maybe that's a good thing, though. This feel feels romantic at first but would quickly get tiresome.
