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ITT discuss the next shooting or post gore. Wanna see some normies die.
Extra fucking edgy please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_PhAerGcPw
>>29402796
>/ss/
that doesn't mean what you think it means
>>29402846
yeah you guys need a new name
beta uprising maybe
/bu/
>>29402796
>/ss/
Okay.
reclaim europe.
>>29402759
Fuck it.
I'm American now. You guys deal with it.
>>29402759
Won't be Romans we're fighting this time though m80
>>29402759
Europe needs to stand up for itself.
Anyone /awkwardphone/ here?
>call a convenient store that is down the street
>order a pizza
>"hello, i would like to order a plain cheese pizza"
>it's a shitskin
>"yee oh kk is daht ahll??"
>"yes", I reply
>"wha i can no under stan yew"
>"-_- yes, that is all"
>ten seconds of silence
>feels like ten years
>"hehlo sir u steil thar?"
>"uh yes"
>"is taht al 4 u??"
>"yes"
>five seconds of silence
>"sir?"
>exhale
>"yes, that is all"
>"oh kai cum down 2 get pizza $9.99
>"thank you"
>"wha???", he says
>just hang up
I have to see him in twenty minutes. I'll show you the pizza when I get it.
too bad anon. was there another misunderstanding?
>>29402733
>a convenient store
Sounds like you're the one that has trouble with words there buddy.
Post a picture of the pizza.
What's more important to women?
Looks or power?
bersonality :O
jus bee urself :-DDD
I have no power and barely any looks and a qt with decent status is digging me
it's so weird. is it that hard for women to find good dick?
If the woman is less than a 9/10, it's looks. If the woman is attractive enough, it's economic status. If she already has that, it's power
>extreme fucking heartburn feels like there is a literal burning piece of metal in my heart
What is this? Does it go away?
I feel like I'm going to puke up my pill
>>29402679
baking soda + water bro
>>29402679
Stop popping pills you scumbag
>>29402679
Forgot to mention in the OP that I just took Zoloft. Fuck.
A cute, innocent, virgin girl who was your classmate in high school or college will never lovingly and sweetly suck your dick.
You will never experience her truly enjoy swirling her cute, soft, little tongue around the head of your cock while she smiles at you with eyes staring at your deeply and intensely.
You will never know what it's like to share an intimate, genuine moment with a girl who truly appreciates you and loves you with every ounce of her heart because she has not had her heart broken by Chad or become jaded and cynical due to being used by other men before you.
You will die never having realized how much pure, ecstatic joy there is in a cute girl who thinks of you as her world and wants nothing more than to make you happy even if it means getting violently throat fucked or getting her ass pounded raw because you are the only man she has ever been intimate with and the only man she ever wants.
How does this make you feel?
How are you going to be happy settling for used goods when Chad gets to experience something truly better?
>>29402665
>settling for used goods
Implying I won't have killed myself before then.
>>29402665
god you guys sound like such faggots. try going outside and finding some virgin girl. it's really not that uncommon. life isnt the anime you watch
I'm sure this site is partly responsible for my unhappiness.
I thought I was so happy now that I finally got a gf. Then I see this thread and I already want to break up or kill myself.
beta males should just totally give up on their wives, they need to be cucked and turned into sissy slut for big cocks. That's the only reason they were put on this earth, was to let the real men drain their big loads deep in their asses and treated like whores. Accept it and be happy.
hot desu fampai
>>29402705
what the hell? i don't speak weeb senpai, translate.
>>29402618
Throw dat boi pucci.
Have you bought your copy of Zootopia yet anon?
Real Zootopia
>>29402654
Real zooptopia
>>29402709
I haven't even seen the film yet but I think if I do I'm gonna have a boner the whole time because of 4chan.
At work, dubs decide what I do.
Canadian Aeronautical Engineering company, not specifying if someone is wicked. No pics because I can't figure out how to take pictures with my work computer. Downloaded some sweet Bob Ross for this post. Trips get to decide two things.
Start flirting with the first male near you
Take a sharpie, draw a pentagram on your co-worker's desk, start speaking gibberish or some oter language sounding shit, point at them, and say "Stay."
Fuck off bored normie.
Don't shipost with Bob
hey robots, join this server!
we can be super comfy together~
no roasties or normies allowed.
https://discord.gg/015GRyZTNLHJq1ZGY
>>29402491
I'll bump this 4u anon
>>29402491
anon do u want your thread to live or not famo
>>29402580
oh oh ty 4 bumpu
Should I do it /r9k/? She wants to meet up...
Makayla wants to duel!
What should I do, robots?
THIS COMMENT
IS ORIGINAL
I got her number! Jealous?
Why do so many fucking retards on this board want a girlfriend?
Women shouldn't even be considered human, they belong in fucking gas chambers
>>29402469
>Women shouldn't even be considered human, they belong in fucking gas chambers
yeah but they have nice bodies tho
>>29402469
Need of companionship mostly.
>>29402469
yeah men should just all be gay
Why would women rather share a Chad, be used, and get tossed aside, than "settle" for a happy life with a beta?
Are we beta men really so repulsive?
Do they really just want our money and that's it?
>>29402421
Why don't more men settle for 3/10 landwhales? There's your answer.
>Why would women rather share a Chad, be used, and get tossed aside, than "settle" for a happy life with a beta?
Loaded question, maybe they just wanna have some fun and that's it.
They do settle with the beta.
Once they realize that they are getting older, and their flesh starts decaying.
They even rationalize this shit, "I wasnt ready for you, nice guys, but I am now!"
My cousin has become a literal cuck, please help me save his life
>25 years old
>been in a relationship with a fat white girl for the last 4+ years (she is the same age as him)
>she's really fucking fat and getting fatter every day
>so fat she can't have kids
>so fat she's having surgery on her knees
>doesn't let him visit family, answer questions, make decisions etc on his own
>he pays the rent and bills
>she gets a taxi to uni
>he walks 1 hour and 20 minutes to work
>their rented flat has no furniture
>says it's because he's spending all his money on her
>he's paying for her uni education since she has dropped out of 2 courses (27,000 for 3 years)
>he pays for her to go on holiday to New York, Australia etc (without him)
>she threatens to leave him occasionally
>she doesn't do washing up or cooking either
>all they eat is cereal and soup
>she is a Buddhist
>buying a dog that he will also have to pay for
>his sister has told him that her skinny (blonde, white) friend is into him but he isn't interested
>near impossible to get him on his own
>when separated from her he is in constant contact with her over the phone
>his mother is being evicted from her home and he won't help, doesn't seem to care
Obviously it's been said that he's fucking idiot but it has no effect on him
Maybe they have a BDSM dom/sub relationship OP
You never know. If he actually is a sexual cuckold then he has a valid excuse.
>>29402540
Not OP, but if it's actually a for real sexual sub/dom thing it's still not okay because not only is his life is being negatively effected in a very real, serious way, but so is his mother's.
>>29402540
That's what I'm thinking, it's the only logical answer, no one would be this pathetic
The one thing I don't get though is that she is really fucking fat
Does anyone else wish they were a complete delusional autist?
Life would be so much better if I lived happily with just my anime and without caring about responsibilities etc.
>>29402344
Yeah I really wish I had no friends, no gf, my parents hated and were disappointed in me, I had depression and could never get ahead in life.
I cry every single day wondering why i couldnt be born severely autistic
>>29402344
Better to know and suffer than to remain ignorant. What has true meaning in life is knowledge, not pleasure.
God tier: knowledge, wellness
Philosopher-king tier: Knowledge, no wellness
Pleb tier: wellness, no knowledge
Hell tier: no knowledge, no wellness
>>29402402
You misunderstood. If you were delusional enough you wouldn't care and you would be happy anyways. If you were autistic your parents wouldn't be angry but probably still disappointed but it wouldn't matter.
