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Hey r9k
I'm not to sure how to use this site, but I'll try to green text and explain stuff in it. Please excuse my mistakes!
pic related, its a shitty pic of him
>be me
>be femanon
>there's is always this boy called Luke
>he's tall, muscular and quite hot
>but he's always alone
>he'd go to lunch on his own
>sit in class on his own
>he was bigger and stronger than anyone else so no one fucked with him
>I heard him on the phone, to who I presume is his mum
>He say's that hes going out with friends and he'll be back by 6
>being me I, I got curious and followed him
>he went into a abandoned building and just sat there
>read a book, played on his phone
>he'd do this every day without fail
>some days he'd use the metal bars and shit there as makeshift weights
>one day I decided to go and say hi to him at school
>he was doing his usual, sitting eating alone
>when I said hi he got very flustered and went bright red
>he managed to mumble and stumble out a "h...h..hi"
cont?
>>29401897
go on please senpai im interested in this story
>>29401897
THis is fake, your story is shit.
>>29401897
I'm gonna keep posting his story anyway, I can barely type through my tears.
>I start speaking to him more often he's insanely shy, he can't deal with more than one person
>I managed to get him on snapchat
>he never really used social media
>but I would always see him on his phone
>Anyway, after a month has gone by, he seem to be a lot less shy with me
>he smiled a lot more
>but he still seemed to lie about having friends
>One night I was tired so I asked him to skype me
>he was a bit reluctant at first but I managed to make him
>we laughed and talked for most of the night
>We managed to bring the convo onto feelings
>I said I have this diary bit thing on my computer
>I would update it every so often
>Turns out he did the same
>I jokingly said to email me it
cont?
would you kiss this for $50 y/n
I'd kiss it for 50 yea.
Eat it for 100,000,000.00 though.
>>29401965
I don't think you could finish eating it.
>>29401885
That thing will be a big ass beetle one day.
I wish I had a giant beetle bro.
>Finally decided to bite the bullet and become little girl.
>Nothing changed, still socially retard shut-in NEET without friends or bf, but now with boobs.
>No money to get FFS either and my mom hates me.
T-thanks /r9k/.
>boobs
you fugged up bad, real bad
>>29401833
>he fell for the /lgbt/ turning bots gay plan
>>>/lgbt/
They got you op
you got cucked
>>29401833
Seriously? Please can you tell us if that's true or not without lying?
If you guys ever turned Chad, would you use your newfound powers to help other betas that were once like you or would you just do the typical Chad thing and kick them into the dirt to really solidify your Chadness ?
Chads are born, not made.
You cannot be Chad if you're mentally ill and far from normal in terms of how you interact with people. Chads have social skills and natural confidence because of the privilege and advantages they've had their whole lives. Plus they're good looking. You can always improve your shit life but that asshole Chad will always be king alpha. Welcome to America.
>>29401824
I could help my former fellow betas? Sure I'd help them.
But mostly I'd just go for the one girl I really liked for tons of reasons, but couldn't have, that's all I want.
>inb4 you'd act like a Chad rah rah rahh
Nah I really don't think so. I'd still be a fucking robot. desu the super hot chicks are crazy, too social, don't like nerd stuff, etc. Why even. I guess the idea is you fuck them but that'd be awkward as fuck for me and exhausting, they're always partying WITH PEOPLE. I just want a GF.
>23
>no gf
>never had a job
>debilitating OCD
>just about manage to go to gym 5 days a week as my only outing (don't speak to anyone there)
>feel like im on verge of total mental breakdown
>would love to be sectioned so I could sort some stuff out
>can't because parents are dependant on me
Why does your life feel like an endless trap of despair /r9k/?
>tfw no one wants to speak you you even online
>greentextingallthetime
Ditch your parents op. Why are you allowing yourself to be dragged down?
Are you ethnic? Why are you taking care of your "dependant parents"
Dependant parents = jobless?
I just want to kill myself knowing that I'll never even experience 1/10th of what Chad and Stacy lived in their teens.
I forever missed out on the peak experience.
It's all downhill from now.
Even if I make it rich and get a whore, it is NOTHING like teen romance. It is nothing like getting a fresh prime pussy and cumming bareback inside.
Anyone else know this feel?
I know this feel very well. Not having a teen romance is like not going through relationship basic training. I was 20 something when I got my first girlfriend and it was a disaster. All my other relationships were a disaster. I tried to simulate the teen romance thing in my thirties, I got in a relationship with a 16 year old and it went awful, it was just weird. You can only experience it in highschool and that ship has sailed.
>>29401649
Honestly, you sound like you fell for the Chad and Stacy meme. Either that or 10/10 next level troll.
If you're being serious, stop watching movies and thinking it's real life. Chad and Stacy don't exist outside of movies and TV. In real life, Chad's dad is an abusive alcoholic and Stacy has an eating disorder and will attempt suicide multiple times before turning 30. Even good looking, popular kids have problems.
Source: was popular and good looking in high school. Tall, handsome, athletic. Girls spilled their spaghetti in my presence. Guys wanted to be me. Great, whoop de doo. I still came from a family of drug addicted mentally ill white trash and had my own emotional disorders (that require therapy and medication to this day).
Also
>I forever missed out on the peak experience.
If your life peaks in high school, that's fucking sad. I had some good times but I wouldn't go back there now. You've gotta believe that the best is yet to come.
>>29402743
>doubt
Somewhat true. Sure, everyone has their problems, but being attractive and likeable makes everything so much better
>source - at least 7.5/10
lets share our Middles names
mine is "justice"
>>29401642
Your parents were arbitrary.
>>29401642
Danger
>>29401642
you fuckers are killing people and we keep getting blamed for it.
Fuck off.
Post robot anime characters
>>29401627
>mommy issues
>hated by everyone
>anti-social NEET tendencies
Asuka is /r9k/ incarnate.
literally r9k right here
>>29401725
>has friends
>robot
Nope.
whats the most pathetic moment of your life?
in junior high I told lies about having friends outside school and a girlfriend. one day one of the normies told me in front of everyone that no one believed me.
Middle school wasn't too fun for me either, OP. I joined the football team in middle school, just to try to get friends and be popular. I have no idea why I joined, I barely knew the rules of football and was nonathletic as fuck. I was probably one of the worst on my team, as during most games I would just sit on the benches and not do anything, or when I actually played, I would either do literally nothing or do some dumb shit to humiliate myself in front of the crowd. That's not even scratching the surface of some of the bad things that happened to me during middle school.
>>29401865
>Be some age between 5-9
>Take football lessons to try and fit in with normies
>Don't even like sports
>Get put on team with people who are experienced
>Don't know shit about football
>Keep fucking up and accidentally breaking rules
>Alphas of the team keep yelling at me
>Eventually just slowly walk around at the back of the pitch and not get involved
>Never go back
Still makes me sad remembering it
>>29401611
i remember my friends in high school laughing at me because i never kissed a girl or had a gf before.
I was 15.
That was 9 years ago and nothing has changed.
If only they could see me now
Ask a literal rocket scientist anything
Do people at your workplace ever say "it's not rocket science... well except it is"
>>29401532
Escape velocity at sea level.
>>29401532
Do you work for NASA or some private company?
If NASA, which lab or research center do you work at?
>Be me
>Driving around the city just listening to the radio
>Here catchy song come on
>"Hey Siri! What song is this?"
>"Let me listen"
>"I believe it's Sorry by Justin Bieber"
>MFW
Yeah man, I base my opinions on things on what facebook tells me to rather than what I actually enjoy as well!
>>29401427
My point is that I hate Justin Bieber, I don't even have a Facebook so strike one for you. We all know his fanbase is like 80% female between the ages of 6 and 25 or some shit, the other 20% are a myriad of people ranging from straight guys, to gay guys and what not.
Usually you're branded a faggot if you're a straight male who listens/likes Justin Bieber, if you're gay than it's different.
>driving
GET OUT
I'm thinking of starting an /r9k/ YouTube channel.
What kinds of dank memes does /r9k/ want to see?
The one that doesn't bring any attention to us, I just wanna be left alone tbqfh
>>29401431
That's the plan sepatchi, that's the mf plan.
>>29401253
>an /r9k/ YouTube channel
What does that look like? I can't picture it...
1. What's your fetish(s)
2. What's the weirdest/grossest fetish you know of?
>>29401202
where did this benis shit come from? do girls think it's cute to pretend they're too shy to say penis despite regularly sucking on them?
Femdom
Scat
>>29401223
Ebin benis :DDD
>tfw 25 and have been fat for about 16 of them
>tfw 300lbs+ for 10 of them
>tfw want to lose weight but it's not as easy when all you know is being fat
Where my /fatbros/ at?
Yep just wanna kill myself but my wife keeps feeding me healing mounds of mashed potatoes and giant trays of lasagne
what would you be able to do with your body if you even got a girl
>>29401275
Have you always been fat? How did you find a gf?
>>29401398
That's why I'm a virgin because I'd fucking pass out just trying to undo her bra.
Also, gay robot general.
boxer briefs sexy boi
origanol cimmen
boxer briefs are without a doubt the best
so snug
>>29401111
pics of u in them? plz
